Bidet

I am an old fashioned guy, I don't care for some of this new fangled technology. I am a paper guy. I do occasionally still use leaves as toilet paper but always remember to take some toilet paper when I go out berry picking or hunting or stream fishing. I am not going to stick my butt into the creek to clean it when I am out fishing at the stream either.

The wife and I had a cheap one installed before get back surgery. I never used it as the water was freezing. Then I had the chance to go to Japan, my room had a top of the line Toto Neorest. I told myself I'd have one in the house I'd planned to build.

While waiting we bought a Washlet, that's a game changer. Heated water tank, odor filter, pre-spray the bowl, pulse controls, and a dryer. For the price you really can't beat it.

The Neorest is on a whole different level. All of the features above but it's a tankless water heater, fully self cleaning, much stronger water jet, automatic lid open and close, wireless remote, night light. It's extravagant as hell but I now truly have my throne.

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

But how do you get past the cold water? My uncle has one, I repaired it for him, but man that cold water, yikes! Do they have some new fangled gizmo that shots the water down instead of up, until it reaches a comfortable temperature? Maybe a temp sensor attached to a three-way valve?

Cheers - Dave

originally posted by: lordcomac
I've always wanted to ask, but never managed...
what is the deal with the butt-hole super soaker?

more importantly, how would one work without precision tuning?

Not all buttholes are created equal, what if you don't have your own private toilet? How does it work for multiple people?

It is some kind of magic, shoots perfectly every time no matter the person.

originally posted by: TheSpanishArcher
If you have one, you know what I'm talking about. If not, you need to get one.

It's so amazing how clean your bum can get and all you need to do is wipe the water off. None of that messy stuff, I get a nice clean up that involves very little TP so that's also a bonus, not having to fight peeps for TP.

One of the greatest inventions of our lifetime. Argue me that. I have a really cheap model and it's quite the glorious experience. It's almost sexual, the flow, and makes me pee many times instead of once....it's close enough to The G Spot In Malesthat it will get you to pee when you already have.

It takes little to get used to it. Relax your bum, let the bidet do it's job and have an absolutely awesome day, poop free.

Have you tried using pine apples stem side first? I hear its all the rage in Hell.

a reply to: bluemooone2

You gotta see this. The Plumbus X.

www.alittlebithuman.com...

a reply to: KKLOCO

Nope. Not nearly like what you describe. An easy wipe is a great wipe and my crappy $40 unit cleans me quite well.

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

Sixty five years ago, my crazy aunt showed me a catalogue of toilets. She turned to the bidet section and said that that is what she wanted. I thought holy $hit auntie. It disgusted me as a young teen.

Over the years, I thought about it now and then and got over that initial revulsion and a year ago we bought one that hooked up to our toilet so easily and now, squirt squirt squirt. My TP bill went down down down. I"m on a septic system and have now extended the life of that turd catcher by years.

It's especially fine for us older folk who cannot make that reach around like we used to.

QFT! Reaching around can be difficult in later years.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

Pantaloons? Are you from the 1700's?

a reply to: bobs_uruncle

Just.....as Aaron Rodgers once said....RELAX

Take the "pain", be a man and have a clean bum.

a reply to: Brotherman

You don't get it, fine. Try it and then get back to me. I see nothing wrong with cleanliness so argue me that plus the lack of TP.

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

Hey my friend I wasn't knocking you, I was just trying to be funny. Hell if anything I'm on your side to be honest I had to refrain myself from making commentary about pissing in the shower and when on the move why trees are really there.

a reply to: Brotherman

Anyone who denies peeing in the shower is a liar. I may have derailed my own thread with that but whatever.

originally posted by: TheSpanishArcher
a reply to: Brotherman

Anyone who denies peeing in the shower is a liar.

ANyone who doesn't pee in the shower hasn't really lived

a reply to: Brotherman

Dude, SWEET!

originally posted by: TheSpanishArcher
a reply to: Brotherman

Dude, SWEET!

Not sure what you mean brother, but speaking of peeing here my friend drink these



I am having a brain function malfunction tying to problem solve (seriously not effing around) trying to illustrate liquid with alcohol right meow

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

As someone with borderline OCD this makes me cringe soooo bad.. lol

No way... Nope.. Bad enough when you get splash back, let alone turn on a butt sprinkler.. O.o

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

The glorious people of this thread don’t recognize the brilliance of accuracy a bidet has. Every time. It is a thing of beauty. It is like the michael jordan of water accuracy.

1700’s? Naw I was born in London and raised in Los Angeles. Now live elsewhere. I am all types of mixed up. But my back side is clean as a whistle 👍

a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

ugh do not like them, but understand that some do.

I call them P(SNIP)y phones.

originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman
a reply to: TheSpanishArcher

The glorious people of this thread don’t recognize the brilliance of accuracy a bidet has. Every time. It is a thing of beauty. It is like the michael jordan of water accuracy.

1700’s? Naw I was born in London and raised in Los Angeles. Now live elsewhere. I am all types of mixed up. But my back side is clean as a whistle 👍

When you fart and whistle at the same time, that has to be a feat.

I'm still not squirting water up me woopise unless it's if I'm having naughty times with a hot hot model in a pool.

dableet, it appears..