A guide to choosing wives in Russia in 1916

a reply to: RussianTroll

That's a fun read.

Western men today are not seeking wives like in the past.
So many of the benefits have been taken away and have been replaced with nothing but burdens.

a reply to: RussianTroll

I wish I knew about this book when I was single...I never would've picked a "hunchbacked wife".

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: RussianTroll

I wish I knew about this book when I was single...I never would've picked a "hunchbacked wife".

In Russia, in such cases, they say: "You cannot order your heart.")))

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I wish I knew about this book when I was single...I never would've picked a "hunchbacked wife".

I thought DB had a tumor, that's a hunchback?

a reply to: RussianTroll

Black eyes, on the contrary, although sometimes they are more beautiful and attractive than blue ones, they mean the character is hot-tempered, insidious, and it often happens that the owner of black eyes becomes unfaithful to her husband.

Excuse me!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I wish I knew about this book when I was single...I never would've picked a "hunchbacked wife".

I thought DB had a tumor, that's a hunchback?

He said he was part camel and he uses it to store up bourbon during his dry spells.

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Excuse me!!

What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
He said he was part camel and he uses it to store up bourbon during his dry spells.

Goes well with his fanny pack of smokes.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
He said he was part camel and he uses it to store up bourbon during his dry spells.

Goes well with his fanny pack of smokes.

Yeah...you don't want to be in an elevator with him when he vapes.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...you don't want to be in an elevator with him when he vapes.

Talk about crop dusting...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah...you don't want to be in an elevator with him when he vapes.

Talk about crop dusting...

Think...Pyroclastic flow.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Excuse me!!

What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?

Apparently nothing because we are insidious and hot tempered!

originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Excuse me!!

What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?

Apparently nothing because we are insidious and hot tempered!

I always suspected...

originally posted by: JAGStorm
Apparently nothing because we are insidious and hot tempered!

The actual answer is: nothing, you told them twice already.

There is an old joke I just remembered.

A census worker knocks on a door and a man answers.
"Hello sir, I'm from the census department"
"Ok"
"How many people live here"
"4"
"Ok good, and are you married or happy?"

originally posted by: JAGStorm
a reply to: RussianTroll

Black eyes, on the contrary, although sometimes they are more beautiful and attractive than blue ones, they mean the character is hot-tempered, insidious, and it often happens that the owner of black eyes becomes unfaithful to her husband.

Excuse me!!

In Russia, in such cases, they answer: "God will forgive")))

a reply to: RussianTroll

As I am an internet expert on women, or as they like to be called, "The Babes", I think I can safely state the facts about women.

Women are one of the few species that actually likes to be patted on the butt. The only other species that enjoys this are badgers.

FACT.

Kevin has never dated an actual woman.

FACT.

In 1988, women got the freedom to vote and we ended up with Clinton.

FACT.

You cannot torture a woman because they are conditioned because they wear "thongs".

FACT.

Estrogen was once refined and it was discovered to be the elixir or pure evil.

FACT.

A woman caused the death of Abraham Lincoln. He wanted to stay at home and watch reruns of "Forged in Fire" but nooOOOOoooo, his wife (a woman) wanted to go see a play where an actor ended up shooting Lincoln with Covid.

FACT.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: RussianTroll

As I am an internet expert on women, or as they like to be called, "The Babes", I think I can safely state the facts about women.

Women are one of the few species that actually likes to be patted on the butt. The only other species that enjoys this are badgers.

FACT.

Kevin has never dated an actual woman.

FACT.

In 1988, women got the freedom to vote and we ended up with Clinton.

FACT.

You cannot torture a woman because they are conditioned because they wear "thongs".

FACT.

Estrogen was once refined and it was discovered to be the elixir or pure evil.

FACT.

A woman caused the death of Abraham Lincoln. He wanted to stay at home and watch reruns of "Forged in Fire" but nooOOOOoooo, his wife (a woman) wanted to go see a play where an actor ended up shooting Lincoln with Covid.

FACT.

Ha ha ha !!!
Thank you, I sincerely laughed)))))

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Estrogen was once refined and it was discovered to be the elixir or pure evil.

FACT.

I'm about to get all sciencey:

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Estrogen was once refined and it was discovered to be the elixir or pure evil.

FACT.

I'm about to get all sciencey:

FACT!

SCIENCE!