Who CARES!?

a reply to: Grenade

Yeah. That’s what I thought too! I thought at first she was joking. She wasn’t. She could’ve eaten half of my half and I wouldn’t have cared. She’s a little ‘quirky’ anyway. We’d been getting along fine just before that, then WHAM! She bites my head off.

Meh…she’s my wife’s friend anyway.

a reply to: AccessDenied

Yep. Not gonna share anymore, unless it’s with my wife.

originally posted by: PiratesCut
Yeah.....no.
Share and share alike!!!
She’s an ass.....prissy cow.

“Live n learn”


Too true. Share and share alike. And yeah, that was my take away too: “prissy cow”!




a reply to: Thoughtcrime

I disagree agree with everyone.

Stacey is correct.

Maybe eating one slice of hers is ok. But two is too much. If you wanted her side of the pizza you should have ordered the goat cheese pizza and not the margherita pizza.

You wanted the margherita. Eat the margherita

Suck it up. Deal with it. Eat what YOU ordered

a reply to: Grenade

“What a bitch.”

Thanks! I thought so too. Short and to the point, Grenade. Just wish I could’ve told her that, but didn’t want to spoil the night. Plus, that would’ve opened a Pandora’s Box with my wife AND the other friends. I’m the New Guy of the group.

a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

I was only going to eat two slices anyway. She could’ve eaten half of my half (about three pieces) and I would’ve been fine with that. Like I said, we BOTH liked each other’s toppings and couldn’t choose one or the other. Hence, the Free for All. My mistake was assuming she didn’t have some number of slices she would guard. I’ve got more sense than to eat all of my pizza and half of hers! That’s just rude.

Thanks for the honest opinion though, Allegheny. Like others said here: ‘Lesson learned’.

a reply to: Thoughtcrime

I’m not proud of it but my mate was being an asshole one night at the pub, I was well on myself so when he went to the toilet I pulled my cock out and stirred his pint with it. The rest of the lads found it funny but I’d imagine that wouldn’t have went down too well with the wife had you retaliated this way.