Man Cut Off His Penis During Police Pursuit to Save the World

a reply to: dug88

The way I hear it, the penis is the reason for all the world's problem's so maybe he's on to something....

White penis only ...

a reply to: Bluntone22


Oh no you went there lol.

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

LOL....I just belly laughed at the thought of someone heading back to get it and seeing it smashed on the road with crows picking at it.

Did they make a chalk line around it?

Although very sad, clearly a psychotic individual.

I can imagine the conversation when they caught him.

"Sir, step out the vehicle ..."

"Excuse me, IT'S MAM"!

I think we are missing the point here.

"Would you cut off your own penis to save the world?"

originally posted by: TerryMcGuire
There is a new idea for a weekly reality tv game show.

NBC announces a new game show, "" What's the drug?'' Celebrity contestants can sit and make jokes about these folks and what has led up to their plights that end up like this, deliberating on what specific drug spawned a specific action.
Winners will will money for their favorite charity while the sponsors get millions from the advertising..

A: Blurry eyes, says 'Duuuuude" alot, and has a penchant towards Reggae.
Q: What is weed?

A: Spaced out look, screams profusely when looking in a mirror, spontaneous nudity.
Q: What is '___' (we would also have accepted Shrooms for that one)?

A: Talks a lot!
Q: What is coke?

A: Skinny, no teeth, paranoid, doesn't sleep.
Q: That's an easy one. What is meth?

Yeah, we could call it Junkie Jeopardy.

a reply to: dug88

his new song,

This is one sick thread topic and not one to play with either.
You have to be crazy to do what he did.Cutting off a favorite
part of a man because his radio told him to.

Wait.

He was naked? Is this mug shot from this recent adventure? Or from another? Did they take the time to mugshot and clothe him before or after taking him to the hospital?

Are they still searching? Or will he need a donor penis. Also, pity about...everything...cuz he's pretty hot.

Also, now this song is in my head.

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

LOL....I just belly laughed at the thought of someone heading back to get it and seeing it smashed on the road with crows picking at it.

I don't know about you, but if I'm a first responder, I'd rather be assigned crowd control at a riot or an active shooter situation than going to look for some guy's severed Wang in the gutter.

Not joking.

But what if it was part of a scavenger hunt? You see, you've got to think these things all the way through...

I actually have this and it's great for music creativity.

hearinglosshelp.com...

I wonder if some people have it so badly they actually complete sentences that are coherent.

I hear mumbling voices sometimes but it's gibberish.

originally posted by: beyondknowledge

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

LOL....I just belly laughed at the thought of someone heading back to get it and seeing it smashed on the road with crows picking at it.

Did they make a chalk line around it?

That might be the funniest one yet...

originally posted by: Zitterbewegung
I think we are missing the point here.

"Would you cut off your own penis to save the world?"

Ahhhh...the age old question.

a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

It's a tough question. I'd prefer to die if I had to cut off my penis to save the world.

But if I have to cut it off and live I'm not sure I would save the world.

a reply to: dashen

We're alive and the world.hasn't ended aren't we?

I'm gonna say yes...yes it did.

a reply to: TheMirrorSelf

Yeah, we could call it Junkie Jeopardy.

I can think of any number of celebs who could host that one. Maybe that is what we will all be doing five years from now because your title Junkie Jeopardy was the outlier we needed to spark a new phase in mind numbing entertainment.

a reply to: dug88

We will never know. Him cutting off his penis created a new timeline that diverged off of the non-cutting his penis off timeline.

He could have saved us or doomed us or neither.

a reply to: mamabeth

Yeah...get your fun in now before the mods can it.

a reply to: Zitterbewegung

This is a fair point. Never thought I'd ever have to consider a penis severing time paradox before. Damn...that's deep.

He probably misunderstood the radio. It probably said "get rid of dick". They were obviously talking about Dick Cheney but he thought it meant his.

a reply to: dug88


This man is a hero