Man Cut Off His Penis During Police Pursuit to Save the World

And...guess what?

It didn't happen in Florida.

Nope, out in Cookeville Tennessee police responded to reports of a man who severed his own penis and threw it out his window. When they arrived the man opened his door, he was naked and covered in blood then he shut his door and sped off leading the cops on a pursuit through 2 counties.

Repordedly, the man claims the radio told him 'self mutilation would save the world.'

Yikes...i guess, i mean, maybe dude should have taken his meds.

Unfortunately, the fate of the severed member is unknown at this time.



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A Tennessee man severed his penis and threw it out of his car window during a police pursuit last Wednesday. He told police voices on the radio told him the self-mutilation would save the world. 

Tyson Gilbert, 39, from Cookeville, TN, led police on a chase through two counties in as he headed toward the Interstate.

A Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper was the first to see Gilbert had mutilated himself after seeing the man, who was driving naked, covered in blood, the Daily Mail reports. 

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

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Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70. What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

Trooper Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol was the first to come across Gilbert after spotting his Honda Accord parked partially in the roadway on Highway 70 at Dowelltown.

“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” said Trooper Johnson.

The only question at this point is was he waxed

a reply to: dug88

that fella ain't right.

originally posted by: dug88
And...guess what?

It didn't happen in Florida.

Nope, out in Cookeville Tennessee police responded to reports of a man who severed his own penis and threw it out his window. When they arrived the man opened his door, he was naked and covered in blood then he shut his door and sped off leading the cops on a pursuit through 2 counties.

Repordedly, the man claims the radio told him 'self mutilation would save the world.'

Yikes...i guess, i mean, maybe dude should have taken his meds.

Unfortunately, the fate of the severed member is unknown at this time.

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A Tennessee man severed his penis and threw it out of his car window during a police pursuit last Wednesday. He told police voices on the radio told him the self-mutilation would save the world. 

Tyson Gilbert, 39, from Cookeville, TN, led police on a chase through two counties in as he headed toward the Interstate.

A Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper was the first to see Gilbert had mutilated himself after seeing the man, who was driving naked, covered in blood, the Daily Mail reports. 

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

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Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70. What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

Trooper Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol was the first to come across Gilbert after spotting his Honda Accord parked partially in the roadway on Highway 70 at Dowelltown.

“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” said Trooper Johnson.

Thank God for heroes like this...and also Meth.

Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

The balls on this guy.

Its all he will here now.

a reply to: dug88

I mean if the radio specifically said cut your penis off then I get it, but if it said self mutilation, then why did he choose his penis?

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

LOL....I just belly laughed at the thought of someone heading back to get it and seeing it smashed on the road with crows picking at it.

a reply to: dug88

"Calling all available units, please respond to Hwy 70 to assist officers in searching in the median for a male penis. That is all."

My GAWD...the truth really is stranger than fiction!!

Well, FWIW...thanks, Tyson...for your 'sacrifice' to save the World! It was a noble gesture. **SCREECH** WAIT...WHAT???

"DUDE!! You didn't have to cut off your junk...I told you...all I had was a flat tire!!!

a reply to: dug88

I withhold comment until / if we see the results of a Toxicology Test and or internet history.

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
a reply to: dug88

I mean if the radio specifically said cut your penis off then I get it, but if it said self mutilation, then why did he choose his penis?

I mean, isn't that the obvious choice? Sure, he could have gone and gotten his ears pierced, but this guy was making a statement!

Oh, he was listening to the radio at the time.

I get it....

He's a King Missile fan.

originally posted by: Vasa Croe
a reply to: dug88

I mean if the radio specifically said cut your penis off then I get it, but if it said self mutilation, then why did he choose his penis?

Too easy!

Maybe because it was close at hand!

LOL!

...and that one is headed for the fence, folks!!

a reply to: Vasa Croe
Why did he choose? Well he looks like a big dick so getting rid of the little dick gives him priority.

a reply to: dug88

Thank you penisless man. At least you had good intentions. I hope it wasn't all for nothing.

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

A touch in a different direction, but your post made me think of a story I read once out of the Philippines. A man was being chased by the police over shoplifting something, so he stopped, whipped down his pants and took a huge shiza in his hand, rubbed it all over him and then ran off. He got away...

Well?


Did it work?.??

There is a new idea for a weekly reality tv game show.

NBC announces a new game show, "" What's the drug?'' Celebrity contestants can sit and make jokes about these folks and what has led up to their plights that end up like this, deliberating on what specific drug spawned a specific action.
Winners will will money for their favorite charity while the sponsors get millions from the advertising..

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: SleeperHasAwakened
Maybe he was triggered by the thread about the common and horrifying consequences of sex change surgeries.

He was taken into custody and transferred to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, though it is not known if his appendage was retrieved for reattachment.

To get it "reattached", that'd mean someone would have to go back on the route of the pursuit and pick up the bloody, dirty, and perhaps mauled "appendage". I'm sure the police and first responders were just lining up for that detail.

LOL....I just belly laughed at the thought of someone heading back to get it and seeing it smashed on the road with crows picking at it.

I don't know about you, but if I'm a first responder, I'd rather be assigned crowd control at a riot or an active shooter situation than going to look for some guy's severed Wang in the gutter.

Not joking.

Wait until the legions of hell are really allowed to start messing people up, this story will seem like nothing. The way the world is headed right now, that is coming a lot sooner than people know.