Help me choose again

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What does God care about my head?

originally posted by: Terpene
What does God care about my head?

He doesn't, unless you're a Mason, then he wants to scoop out all the yummy goodness you've been hiding in there.

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

What is that????
I like it!

There has to be a bicycle and a monkey to go with it...


Seriously, what is it?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I knew It
going to get a Faraday mesh sawn into my Bogart. That will teach him to scoop out of my yummy goodness...

a reply to: Terpene

I keep a small haggis in my head to fool him!

a reply to: Tulpa

How is that supposed to fool him?

a reply to: Terpene

I've no idea but it's working so far.

The only problem is that I can't remember where I put the yummy goodness when I did the switch.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

What is that????
I like it!

There has to be a bicycle and a monkey to go with it...


Seriously, what is it?

It’s a hat you need! I thought I looked up shriner hats but that one popped up. I bought it and it’s on its way to you now

Or you could get this one ..

I’m not sure. You could pretend to be a captain and then maybe you would fit in.

a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

Nah... I have my sub parked and won't be using my captain hat for some time.

I will return it if it doesn't come with a monkey and a bicycle...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The hater was a nice young lady. I asked if she could explain the difference between wool felt and fur felt.
First thing she asked: are you vegetarian?

What an odd question i think and as I'm not she starts to explain that for fur felt the animals die, unlike wool felt, that is why she asked if I was vegetarian... So If i were, what would she have told me, that fur felt comes from santaclaus...

At least now I know i need a size 61...and although the thought alone hurts my wallet it will probably be a fur felt, bogart or fedora hat, im not totally set on the style and brand yet.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

What is that????
I like it!

There has to be a bicycle and a monkey to go with it...


Seriously, what is it?

yeah get a Fez.
fez's are cool,just ask Doctor Who number 11.That and a bow tie,bow ties are cool.

originally posted by: Terpene
The hater was a nice young lady.

I like haters. I also like milliners.

originally posted by: NightSkyeB4Dawn

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

women look great in hats

Not me.

I love hats. I have a dozen of them. Every one of them looks horrible on me. Or should I say, I look horrible with them on. Actually, I look a little less horrible when not wearing one.

I think I may try a hijab. I live in Florida. Does it come with air conditioning?

You are gorgeous in any hat and without any hat. ❤️

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Aha not a hater... A milliner...

I should have researched the term when it first came up, then I might also have noticed that haters, hate, and hatters make hat.

Here I am page after page calling them names, Poor hatters.... I mean milliners.

Seriously mad milliner has a better ring to it too

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The hater was a nice young lady. I asked if she could explain the difference between wool felt and fur felt.
First thing she asked: are you vegetarian?

What an odd question i think and as I'm not she starts to explain that for fur felt the animals die, unlike wool felt, that is why she asked if I was vegetarian... So If i were, what would she have told me, that fur felt comes from santaclaus...

At least now I know i need a size 61...and although the thought alone hurts my wallet it will probably be a fur felt, bogart or fedora hat, im not totally set on the style and brand yet.

Maybe she wasn't much of a hatter if she didn't offer you a tin-foil hat ?
Because this is ATS, and that's 'zactly what you need !!

Here's a few ideas, to get you started.
3rd Annual ATS Tin-Foil Hat Contest.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: CrazyBlueCat

Nah... I have my sub parked and won't be using my captain hat for some time.

Maybe trade in your captain hat for a pirate hat then?

I will return it if it doesn't come with a monkey and a bicycle...

This is all I could find...



Oh yea, I totally didn't think about the tin foil hat!
I made my kitty a hat, you have any foil?


Good luck on choosing the right hat!

a reply to: Terpene

I say just embrace the bald!

a reply to: Terpene

Not enough people wear hats.

A Fedora or Trilby are still fairly stylish.

a reply to: Nothin

Tinfoil is for beginners, I'm already on it.

going to get a Faraday mesh sawn into my Bogart.

a reply to: chr0naut

I don't like the trilby design... Fedora yes, still there is something about Bogart, I like a lot.