The new gender of super straight

"The psychology of males feeling the need to proclaim their maleness is in itself a little odd, and calls into question their sincerity."







I don't know whether to believe that or not but that's what Mark and Jerry told me!

originally posted by: Bluntone22
I'm jumping on the gender bandwagon so to speak.
In today's society if a "cis" gendered man....
That's being the gender you are born too aka normal....
If a cis man refuses to date a man to woman transition then they are considered transphobic.

Not that anyone would expect a lesbian to date a man or be called straight phobic...

Anyways there is now a new gender which I'm happy to be a part of... Super straight.

"A sexuality in which represents straight people who will only have a partner in which were born the opposite sex/gender instead of having a partner who transitioned."

"Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “Nah, I’m Super Straight.”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date the pure women, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”

Well I for one will be able to sleep better at night knowing that I finally have a label so I know who I am. I am no longer a rhombus peg trying to fit into a trapizodial hole...

www.distractify.com...

I wonder if they will let us have a Super Straight Parade to celebrate our sexuality?

The Gay Pride parade in Chicago is basically a day of debauchery, leather, twinks, bears, tops, bottoms, and everything else...

Our Super Straight Parade can be sponsored by Hooters, local strip clubs, etc.

a reply to: Bluntone22

Super-straight?

I don't know man, that sounds pretty gay to me.......

I'll be as straight as your bad dragon.

(Is this against T&C?)

a reply to: ManFromEurope

No the craps just in our face constantly . So we’re bigots if it’s annoying . We don’t care . We have more important stuff than feelings to deal with . Do whatever you want in life . If you want to transition to a horse then go ahead . Just leave me out of it is how I feel . You politically correct people will have a special place for you after death

originally posted by: Boadicea
a reply to: Bluntone22

#SuperSolidarity my #SuperStraight brother!!!

And #SuperSolidarity to our #SuperGays, #SuperLesbian and #SuperBi family!

I've been loving this #SuperSexuality movement. It's been a wonder to behold, and perhaps the most effective at showing the ridiculousness of where the Trans ideology has taken us.

The #SuperSensible have found their voices and the #Superphobes are finally getting some pushback.

#Nailed it

Be proud of what you are and accept that everyone else can be proud of what they are.

It's not difficult.

originally posted by: ManFromEurope
Yes.
Noone wants to steal your penis. You can keep it. And if you want to have sex with XX-women, that is alright. But if someone wants to have sex with differing people (humans, of consent and age), that is alright, too.

Being unable to keep your bees calm about this pictures you as unnecessarily bigot. Lets let people have their kind of fun.

I agree. 100%

Now stop hating on straight white men.

originally posted by: ManFromEurope
Yes.
Noone wants to steal your penis. You can keep it. And if you want to have sex with XX-women, that is alright. But if someone wants to have sex with differing people (humans, of consent and age), that is alright, too.

Being unable to keep your bees calm about this pictures you as unnecessarily bigot. Lets let people have their kind of fun.

How about you bake my super straight cake you bigot. Get on it now.

a reply to: Wide-Eyes

#Nailed it

Be proud of what you are and accept that everyone else can be proud of what they are.

It's not difficult.

Repeated for truth!!!

We all can co-exist. It's really not difficult. In fact, it's much easier just worrying about one's self than worrying about others. Hating and policing and judging others takes a lot of time and energy that is much better spent on your own self. If someone is not your cup of tea, wish them well and walk away and live your best life.

It's really not difficult!

originally posted by: glen200376

originally posted by: ManFromEurope
Yes.
Noone wants to steal your penis. You can keep it. And if you want to have sex with XX-women, that is alright. But if someone wants to have sex with differing people (humans, of consent and age), that is alright, too.

Being unable to keep your bees calm about this pictures you as unnecessarily bigot. Lets let people have their kind of fun.

You sound like the bigot here,are you hetreo-phobic?

I agree . Sometimes the hateful bigots play the bigot card and it’s pretty easy to see through

Seems nobody wants to # w trannies except those attracted to trannies

whoa what an amazing concept.

originally posted by: Lysergic
Seems nobody wants to # w trannies except those attracted to trannies

whoa what an amazing concept.

I'm thinking they need to start their own #SuperTrans #SuperPride group. #SuperTrans who are themselves and are attracted to other #SuperTrans by both natal sex and chosen gender.

There's room for everyone in the #SuperSexuality movement.

#SuperTrans!!!

#Super-I-DON'T-HAVE-TO-ADVERTISE-WHO-I-SLEEP-WITH-BECAUSE-IT'S-REALLY-NO ONE'S-BUSINESS.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Super-Celibate?

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: DBCowboy

Super-Celibate?

Been married for almost 35 years. . . so yeah.

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: DBCowboy

Super-Celibate?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Lysergic
a reply to: DBCowboy

Super-Celibate?

Been married for almost 35 years. . . so yeah.

Hmmmm... #SuperMarried???

(I'm having too much fun with this... very sad but it is what it is)

a reply to: Boadicea

Only sleeps with opposite CIS gender that is married

originally posted by: DBCowboy
#Super-I-DON'T-HAVE-TO-ADVERTISE-WHO-I-SLEEP-WITH-BECAUSE-IT'S-REALLY-NO ONE'S-BUSINESS.

No, but you should pull the blinds down.

#EyeBleach

Factory-made dongs are dull.

Why the hell do these people think fake ones made from skin are any better?

It's either a 100% real "natural, organic all-beef sausage", or I'm not interested