Society Is Sick - One Company’s Quest To Make Meat From Celebrity Tissue Samples

a reply to: infolurker

There was a short sci fi story written by Iain M Banks where people eat steaks made from celebs/famous peoples DNA.
I can't help thinking this company read that story-but IMO it should stay as a fictional idea.

You can also bypass the celebrity part,and just grow a steak from your own DNA,if thats your idea of fun:

A group of American scientists and designers have developed a concept for a grow-your-own steak kit using human cells and blood to question the ethics of the cultured meat industry.
Ouroboros Steak could be grown by the diner at home using their own cells, which are harvested from the inside of their cheek and fed serum derived from expired, donated blood.

www.dezeen.com...

While I think the idea of eating human meat is vile-There could be some good that comes from these ideas.
Maybe we could invent a unit that people could have in their home,where you could eventually grow spare organs or stem cells from your own DNA,which could then be used to fix any future health problems?

This could be a game changer,it would help health services be able to treat people faster,it would eliminate organ rejection/the need for immune surpressants and maybe it would prevent the evil horror of organ harvesting from non willing donors.

Well the saying is "Eat the Rich"

I can see it now "Kardashian Rump Roast"

a reply to: carewemust
Lebron cranberry sprite.

a reply to: infolurker

Yeah, I'm going to have to say no to soylent green. Mind you, it was based in 2022

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

Damn, sounds like high tech vampirism.
No need to bite anyone on the neck anymore to turn them......

a reply to: gortex

I wonder..is it possible to slowly boil a person so they do not realize it and just pass out after a while? Or roasting someone but so low they dont burn?

Yeah kind of dark,but valid questions on the topic and something fantasized about by quite a few people apparently.

a reply to: CthulhuMythos

You found a place that said it may be "probably satire.

I can't find anything to support that. Everything else looks legit.


www.grubstreet.com/2014/02/bite-labs-celebrity-salumi.html#:~:text=While%20this%20all%20might%20sound,meat%20itself%20is%20all%20real.

While this all might sound like hoax — Grub Street was able to trace the company to a designer and artist who studied at Brown and RISD, for what it’s worth — Slate suggests BiteLabs is “partly a commentary on food culture,” but the meat itself is all real. No word on when the salami will be available for purchase, but if the Twittersphere has its way, there will soon be James Franco- and Jennifer Lawrence- flavored charcuterie for your snacking pleasure. Pair them with these cheeses made from Michael Pollan’s belly-button cells for the ultimate human antipasto platter. Throw in some beer produced from yeast collected from Rogue Brewery’s brewmaster’s beard, and you have the makings of a feast.

www.vice.com...

a reply to: Guyfriday

Ah...man and the recipe I added to Cataclysm DDA just has you soaking a corpse in a fermenting vat...Hmmm maybe i should revamp it.

Either way...human gelatin...now possible in version 0.F-dev

originally posted by: gb540
So does it taste like chicken?

We are completely beyond hope if this actually becomes a product. At that point I’d welcome an alien invasion or the Messiah, just get it over with.

No, humans taste like pork. However this company is adding other animal meats and processing so who knows what their spruced up junk tastes like.

a reply to: CthulhuMythos

In the demon world of "Spirit Cooking" they do whatever is opposite of what God said was good and within his law.
I think they have bought up most of the vegetarian and vegan food companies already and added human blood or something like that to it to defile it.
God said not to use blood so I expect that is what they will do. Look for opposites to what is called good by God and you will see it is what they do.

They destroy Children for example.

Matthew 18:6
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.

a reply to: SeaWorthy

If that were true im sure someone would have tested and found human blood already..

I'm not buying this.

Over in the WTF dept...

World’s First Human Composting Facility is Coming to Seattle in 2021

The revolutionary system converts human remains into soil as an alternative to cremation or burial.

In a move hailed as a positive step by environmentalists, Washington became the first U.S. state to legalize the composting of human bodies in May of this year.

And now, the Evergreen State will become home to the world’s first human composting facility in 2021 thanks to Katrina Spade, founder and CEO of Recompose, after the legislation she helped enact goes into effect in May 2020.

Where's grandma?

She's in the Garden.

originally posted by: blueman12
a reply to: SeaWorthy

If that were true im sure someone would have tested and found human blood already..

Someone? I don't see any reason to trust the FDA any loner not in the least.

originally posted by: SeaWorthy
a reply to: CthulhuMythos

In the demon world of "Spirit Cooking" they do whatever is opposite of what God said was good and within his law.
I think they have bought up most of the vegetarian and vegan food companies already and added human blood or something like that to it to defile it.
God said not to use blood so I expect that is what they will do. Look for opposites to what is called good by God and you will see it is what they do.

They destroy Children for example.

Matthew 18:6
But whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.

I have no doubt these freaks do evil wherever they can. Dunno that they are putting things in the vegan/vegetarian food mind you. That is something only a lab test could confirm. Though I see a huge push to get people to become vegans these days. Not for me, I'm omnivore with a carnivorous bias.

If blood use is a no no, then I'm doomed, Stornaway black pudding for the win!

a reply to: EndtheMadnessNow
Some years back I saw burial pods, that have a tree in them too, so when you die you help grow a tree, which can then be a nice place to visit as a memorial, maybe have a wee plaque with your details on it screwed into the tree like a grave stone. I thought it was a nice idea. I fancied becoming a fruit tree, so giving generations to come free fruit.

Hmmm seems some double posting fookery is happening here 😡

originally posted by: SeaWorthy

originally posted by: blueman12
a reply to: SeaWorthy

If that were true im sure someone would have tested and found human blood already..

Someone? I don't see any reason to trust the FDA any loner not in the least.

And you believe the random guy on the internet who wrote that vegan food has human blood in it?

Do you have any proof or was this purely based off what some random person said?

a reply to: infolurker

I'll take " Ethical problems in the world's food production " for $666, please Alex...

Cannibalism is the solution to the world's food production ETHICS?

Did I fall asleep and miss the Rapture?

Dammit! I HATE it when that happens!!

a reply to: infolurker

Time honored? How long...5 minutes?

Ethical problems?? Oh, those theyy've got in spades

One man's "exciting" is another monster's "pink ballet"...