Society Is Sick - One Company’s Quest To Make Meat From Celebrity Tissue Samples

originally posted by: TheAlleghenyGentleman

originally posted by: carewemust
I'll have a Hank Aaron sandwich, with a side of Larry King chips.

Can anyone suggest a good accompanying drink?

I hear the sean penn packs a punch

Probably too bitter and rancid.

originally posted by: carewemust

originally posted by: XXXN3O

originally posted by: carewemust
I'll have a Hank Aaron sandwich, with a side of Larry King chips.

Can anyone suggest a good accompanying drink?

Bladderade by Bill Gates TM

I think that's what his wife drinks. Have you seen recent photos of Melinda? Yikes!

Yeah, she just "semems" a bit bitter, you know?

a reply to: carewemust

Definitely alcoholic tho

originally posted by: carewemust
I'll have a Hank Aaron sandwich, with a side of Larry King chips.

Can anyone suggest a good accompanying drink?

I hear I go good with Soylent Green Beans🙄


Edit: oh god I just thought of the last product Gwyneth Paltrow put out that was explosive too... SMH😑

a reply to: infolurker

So, not only can you get a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's "vagina", maybe soon you can get some meat that taste like it too? Kinda gives new meaning to the term "Eating P***Y".

But seriously... too close to cannibalism for me.

a reply to: infolurker

I guess if I was stuck in my internment camp and had to, I would try out some Meat Loaf.

a reply to: infolurker

Is this what they had in mind with that saying "eat the rich"?

I wish this was a joke.🙄

Russian bioprinting

My sunglasses seem to be working too well.

So many soulless skulls....

originally posted by: infolurker
Let's make it cute and hip by serving up your favorite celebrities.

And then let's counterfeit it because people will buy anything, sell it worldwide and make a fortune, destroy the market with the fake stuff, then sit back and relax while the narcissists relise nobody cares they were used.

I wouldn't mind a nibble on some real Jennifer Connelly though.

a reply to: LSU2018

The meat would be charred before the alcohol burned off.

I hear the Mike Tyson Salami is a knock out.

originally posted by: carewemust
I'll have a Hank Aaron sandwich, with a side of Larry King chips.

Can anyone suggest a good accompanying drink?

Arnold Palmer?

I wonder if someone beat me to it, I'll have to read and see.

ETA: I see I won the internet today. Kinda proud of myself.

This is abhorrent. I suspected a while back that we were being prepped to accept cannibalism when I saw a whole spate of cannibalistic programmes being punted out, e.g. I Zombie or The Santa Clarita Diet along with multitudes of zombie films and games that were promoted as cool or entertainment. Also when I saw the Obramavich fancy doo with Debbie Harry where they had life like and life sized naked human cakes being cut up and eaten and paid actors to have their heads sticking up through holes in the tables to look like they were cut off heads sitting on the table, I wondered if the elites are already doing this and are trying to make it acceptable in general society, to have that society where ANYTHING is acceptable.

originally posted by: ntech
a reply to: beyondknowledge

Wouldn't Hillary be a bit gamey at this point?

Nah.
Hillary would taste exactly like dog meat....

a reply to: infolurker

Ah longpig is overrated. Though I do think people do wonder how Tom Cruse tastes like. Besides, everything tastes like chicken anyways. The only thing that doesnt taste like chicken is turkey. But other then that. Meh! If there is a market for it. Chances are somewhere out there somebody is selling it.

Its a brave new world. And its only going to get braver and newer, and well? Welcome to the new normal.

So how soon can we buy lab grown celebrities and not just their meat?

Weebs already treat pillows like people, I'm just thinking of the next logical step for them.

Or maybe they might be useful as ballistics gel substitute?

a reply to: infolurker

I read the entire thread and have decided I will become
a vegetarian before ever becoming a cannibal.

Just found out the celebrity meat thing is satire!! I seriously thought it was real!!!! Guess that is a phew! moment for humanity in general!

a reply to: infolurker

Eat the rich
There's only one thing that they are good for
Eat the rich
Take one bite now - come back for more.


Couldn't resist.

Most "Celebrities" are pretty worthless so it's good they should provide sustenance although I'd advocate against Tissue Samples and just go for the prime cuts.