You thought your day was bad?

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Oh what tangled webs we weave
when we sit on a porta-crapper to relieve.

I'm just gonna try and drink this story out of my mind.

I grew up in the sixties with an outhouse on the farm. It's very cold in the winter to use it. Also, sometimes a wasp nest winds up being built in the outhouse, which is very interesting watching bare assed people tripping out with their pants down to their knees.

a reply to: JAGStorm

having to have your BROTHER tend your wounds.

You know the joke....

2 guys go hunting and one guy has to pee and gets bit on the penis by a rattlesnake. His friend calls the Doctor and asks what he should do. The Doc says " you have to suck out the poison "
His friend asks "what did the Doc say ? "
He replies " He says you're gonna die ".

What kinda bear wants to be a #bear.
a reply to: JAGStorm

You drinking pasta sauce?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought having to walk around at night with a blacklight for scorpions was bad

I'll take the scorpion # all that atleast scorpions glow under a blacklight