Gorilla Glue Girl...

originally posted by: watchitburn
You'll have to use something other than Gorilla glue, for your money grab.

Go with Locktite or JB Weld

JB Weld is two part. To let mindnumbingness truly set in. On the bright side, Gorilla Glue or jbweld, both products will keep the scalp water tight for a while at least. A much less embarrassing fix would be to soak vegetable oil or Vaseline on it. Might not be ghetto enough. Bacon grease?
Funny/Sad. Late night talk shows would kill for this type of free content back in the day. Go fund me. I'm sure they take some off the top, so they won't be discouraging any bids like this. A fake turd or fake vomit would be a better investment. As they say, a fool and his money are soon parted. As far as the "victim" goes she probably won't be trying this again until next time.
I take all of that back if this stunt was a clever troll.

Theres a brand of hairgel i seen that has a gorilla think its called like gorilla boogers or some #, wonder if she had that confused with it, or did she understand what gorilla glue was and was like got 2 b glued = gorilla glue?

idk

humans down here on the earth eh?

There is no excuse. We were warned nearly 30 years ago...

I now heard some guy gorilla glued a plastic cup to his mouth?

a reply to: Lysergic

She knew what she was doing.

This is the age of lying and attention-seeking on the internet.

LUL honk honk

Getting better now...... (storywise)

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