Was ‘TRUMP’ Carved into a Florida Manatee’s Back?

Phil Anselmo from Pantera said it best- Just give me 5 minutes alone.

Manatee’s are like water Buddah’s, I can’t even put myself in the headspace to think of how someone could do that without turning the knife on themself after.

There’s an inlet up in Sebastian where they hang out, you can swim right up to them and they’re just so calm and peaceful, checking things out. First time I swam around with some I had a snorkel and goggles underwater, a huge shadow just kept over me, it scared the sh*t out of me until I was along side it instead of under it. But once you realize how gentle they are you can just swim all around them without concern.

a reply to: Drucifer

Manatees just pretend to be nice and gentle.

Then after a day together. . . they never return your phone calls and never "like" your posts on Facebook.

originally posted by: Drucifer
Manatee’s are like water Buddah’s, I can’t even put myself in the headspace to think of how someone could do that without turning the knife on themself after.

Be in a group of misguided and angry Trump supporters, get drunk.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Drucifer

Manatees just pretend to be nice and gentle.

Then after a day together. . . they never return your phone calls and never "like" your posts on Facebook.

Me.....sitting her wondering just how many used masks this manatee has eaten....all because of Cuomo....

originally posted by: Drucifer
Phil Anselmo from Pantera said it best- Just give me 5 minutes alone.

Manatee’s are like water Buddah’s, I can’t even put myself in the headspace to think of how someone could do that without turning the knife on themself after.

There’s an inlet up in Sebastian where they hang out, you can swim right up to them and they’re just so calm and peaceful, checking things out. First time I swam around with some I had a snorkel and goggles underwater, a huge shadow just kept over me, it scared the sh*t out of me until I was along side it instead of under it. But once you realize how gentle they are you can just swim all around them without concern.

LOL....Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

It's like a game of telephone.....when did the knife get introduced?

originally posted by: LordAhriman
Obviously, it was either aNtIfA or the blacks.

couldnt have been the blacks...I heard they can't spell 3 syllable words like manatee

a reply to: Vasa Croe

The leftists hate manatees because, and this is true, manatees pay ZERO in taxes.

I swear.

Show me one tax return from a manatee.

They scam the system.

There ought to be a law!

originally posted by: Muninn
Lol
This sounds fake as hell.

Does the manatee happen to be named Jussie Smollett?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

The leftists hate manatees because, and this is true, manatees pay ZERO in taxes.

I swear.

Show me one tax return from a manatee.

They scam the system.

There ought to be a law!

And here I was thinking it was a gender thing....

What about the Womanatees???....

originally posted by: panoz77

originally posted by: Muninn
Lol
This sounds fake as hell.

Does the manatee happen to be named Jussie Smollett?

Are you saying that the manatee did it to himself?

originally posted by: panoz77

originally posted by: Muninn
Lol
This sounds fake as hell.

Does the manatee happen to be named Jussie Smollett?

I heard it was Wubba Ballace.....

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

The leftists hate manatees because, and this is true, manatees pay ZERO in taxes.

I swear.

Show me one tax return from a manatee.

They scam the system.

There ought to be a law!

And here I was thinking it was a gender thing....

What about the Womanatees???....

WHy are you being racist?

It was a tramp-stamp obviously.

This "man"atee is a damned WHORE!

a reply to: DBCowboy

No silly...he paid some Nigerian manatees to do it to him

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

The leftists hate manatees because, and this is true, manatees pay ZERO in taxes.

I swear.

Show me one tax return from a manatee.

They scam the system.

There ought to be a law!

And here I was thinking it was a gender thing....

What about the Womanatees???....

LOL....sorry....I couldn't stop laughing for a second so I had to quote myself and add.....I wonder what the response would have been if someone had scraped "womanatee" on it....betcha the story would be spread far and wide and praised by all.....LOL!

a reply to: Vasa Croe

Don't forget stunning and brave

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Vasa Croe

The leftists hate manatees because, and this is true, manatees pay ZERO in taxes.

I swear.

Show me one tax return from a manatee.

They scam the system.

There ought to be a law!

And here I was thinking it was a gender thing....

What about the Womanatees???....

WHy are you being racist?

It was a tramp-stamp obviously.

This "man"atee is a damned WHORE!

Well....whomever photographed that "they/thematee" washed it out....it does no justice to the "darkatees"....

Nobody else caught the inconsistencies in the Snopes article?

“In mid-January 2021, Florida wildlife officials announced that they were investigating the illegal mutilation of a threatened Florida manatee after it was discovered that the word “Trump” was carved into the mammal’s back.

The incident was first reported by the Citrus County Chronicle, a newspaper in Crystal River, Florida, on Jan.11, 2021.
It subsequently received worldwide coverage and went viral.”

Not that it matters to the subject matter, but if Snopes didn’t catch those simple mistakes, what else are they getting wrong??? 🙄

WOQ

Manatees, or should I call them what they truly are "Cock-tease of the Sea". For centuries Sailors would see Manatees off in the distance and think they were seeing beautiful Mermaids, but when they got closer they were raped like a Dolphin by these "Fun loving creatures of the sea". Manatees only act innocent in a scam to reel you in to their "Love Zone", then wap-wap-wap it's all over.

besides it looks like the words were just scaping through the gunk on the dirty Manatee's back. Maybe if it took a bath, or whatever it is those creatures do, this wouldn't have happened. I wonder if Biden supporters, or my gawd the media will attack this poor Manatee because it clearly supports Trumps. I bet this Manatee will be deplatformed like everything else with Trumps name on it. Poor dirty rapey Manatee.

a reply to: wasobservingquietly

I caught that too but it's expected from hack sites like snopes and the op.

a reply to: Guyfriday

If manatees started scraping "Trump" on all their backs, Safeway or Krogers would be having sales on manatee meat in a heartbeat.