Biden has hairline foot fracture, will wear boot

originally posted by: TKDRL
a reply to: ketsuko
I used to jump off roofs and #, now I gotta brace myself to jump off a deck that I haven't built the stairs on yet

LMAO! Holy crap man, you just reminded me about jumping off roofs! What the hell would ever possess someone to do that? When me and my best friend were around 10 or 11, we would jump off the low side of my parent's house. Even tried it with an umbrella once, ONCE. Frick Mary Poppins and Mrs. Hanie (my 4th grade teacher) for never telling me you won't actually float down like a parachute.

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
Wow you guys are grasping at straws now.

The man broke his ankle. My 60 year old mother did too last week.

No grasping at straws is what happens when Jill tries to give Joe his drink of Ensure in the mornings...

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
Wow you guys are grasping at straws now.

The man broke his ankle. My 60 year old mother did too last week.

Was she walking Joe's dog, too?

Biden playing with his German Sheppard

That. Is awesome!
He’s a good boy!
U guru.
a reply to: putnam6

He'd better be careful he doesn't develop bone spurs.

Seriously - Why is this an issue? What does getting a fracture have to do with fitness to serve as POTUS? Injuries happen at all ages and to all levels of fitness. I fractured my ankle some years ago walking on a shingle beach and inverted by foot. I was a young, fit, para qualified infantryman at the time. It happens.

Specially to spuds and grunts!
Can’t see the issue either.
Is it smoke and mirrors?
a reply to: PaddyInf

a reply to: LSU2018

Could be a bit of both, and in my case, it may simply be a combo of age and not being strong enough yet. Sometimes having the right muscles in the right places will help absorb that shock meaning that if I went out and got in the weight room and did the right lifts, it might help me absorb some of it.

But I know what you mean about tracking things to that one moment.

I was swinging on a swing and I had it going really, really high. I got to the apex of the arc upward and the chain broke on me and I landed straight down on my butt and I felt that impact all up through my spinal column. Miserable week for me there although I never told anyone what happened. I've had issues with my back and neck since. It always made me wonder.

Hot off the presses!

Daily Beast weighs in with a pet psychic! They're crowing about having the first White House "leak". The pet psychic says that Major and Champ told her that Joe Biden will be a great president ... even as they work hard to break his legs.

Yes, really. This is not a joke. The article, “Joe Biden’s Dogs Have Told This Pet Psychic a Lot About Their Beloved Master, and His Future,” by Daily Beast Senior Editor Tim Teeman, was published Friday. “Pet psychic Beth Lee-Crowther,” Teeman writes with a straight face, “says Joe Biden’s dogs, Major and Champ, told her they are excited to live in the White House. They also say their master will be ‘a great president.'”

I guess if this is all true we can confidently say that Biden's dogs are as dysfunctional as the rest of his family.

Are you Kidding! Those dogs have speaker of the house and foreign affairs written all over them!
At last! Some sanity comes to capital hill.
a reply to: ketsuko

a reply to: ketsuko
I just lost half of my coffee. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!!

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Tempter

And so it begins... Soon we'll hear about how bad in decline his health is so the lead-up to a Biden step-down doesn't shock the sheep who have been groomed to think this election year was normal and fair.

Quote from President-Elect Kahmala Harris...

The hairline fracture in his foot soon spread to his abdomen, his chest and then his cranium. He remained in good spirits regardless until a dropped tapioca pudding cup precipitated a series of events that shattered poor Joe Biden.

And the clown show rolls on!!!

Found in the letter she received minutes before Biden took his dog out for play time.

Let's be honest, how many 80 years olds physically play with their dogs, especially those in Biden's condition. How stupid do these people think we are? It's like they think we're all as dumb as the sheep in their party.

Older Democratic leadership has the oddest accidents.

Like Harry Reid's "a big rubber band shot out of my exercise equipment, I broke some ribs and lost sight in one eye."

OOp... guess I will retire now...

All coincidences, I am sure.

Dubya nearly dies choking on a Pretzel (after falling off a segway)



Cheyney shoots a man in the face after mistaking him a deer.

originally posted by: MonkeyFishFrog
Wow you guys are grasping at straws now.

The man broke his ankle. My 60 year old mother did too last week.

Blacked eye or the boot, both mean a marked man.

a reply to: bastion

RINOs... really? Seems to defend what the member you were replying to was saying.

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: TKDRL
a reply to: ketsuko
I used to jump off roofs and #, now I gotta brace myself to jump off a deck that I haven't built the stairs on yet

LMAO! Holy crap man, you just reminded me about jumping off roofs! What the hell would ever possess someone to do that? When me and my best friend were around 10 or 11, we would jump off the low side of my parent's house. Even tried it with an umbrella once, ONCE. Frick Mary Poppins and Mrs. Hanie (my 4th grade teacher) for never telling me you won't actually float down like a parachute.

Did the same thing as a kid. I think kids are just bouncier than adults.

originally posted by: bastion

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: LSU2018

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: LSU2018
a reply to: Tempter

And so it begins... Soon we'll hear about how bad in decline his health is so the lead-up to a Biden step-down doesn't shock the sheep who have been groomed to think this election year was normal and fair.

Quote from President-Elect Kahmala Harris...

The hairline fracture in his foot soon spread to his abdomen, his chest and then his cranium. He remained in good spirits regardless until a dropped tapioca pudding cup precipitated a series of events that shattered poor Joe Biden.

And the clown show rolls on!!!

Found in the letter she received minutes before Biden took his dog out for play time.

Let's be honest, how many 80 years olds physically play with their dogs, especially those in Biden's condition. How stupid do these people think we are? It's like they think we're all as dumb as the sheep in their party.

Older Democratic leadership has the oddest accidents.

Like Harry Reid's "a big rubber band shot out of my exercise equipment, I broke some ribs and lost sight in one eye."

OOp... guess I will retire now...

All coincidences, I am sure.

Dubya nearly dies choking on a Pretzel (after falling off a segway)

Cheyney shoots a man in the face after mistaking him a deer.

My apologies... I should have said "Older Progressive Leadership."

But half the people here would not have understood that.

a reply to: bastion

Cheney is a hero. Shooting a lawyer, in the face, with a shotgun....and not getting sued?

That would be a handy superpower for anyone.

a reply to: Tempter

That ass Fredo Cuomo was clucking about how marvelous it is the Usurper Joe team didn't hide it and was open about his boo boo. I guess he forgot the Hillary health concerns, the Hunter Biden laptop, and the complete disconnect they did over Obama's made up past.
With all the latest revelations about voter fraud, I can imagine Usurper Joe might have an ankle monitor on him. handcuffs will be alot harder to conceal.

a reply to: Sookiechacha

Did McCain twist his ankle and sustain a hairline fracture in his foot while playing with dog too?

Dont forget Hilary Clinton had one on too..

kek

I know he has to wear a boot but don't worry, it will still fit in his mouth...