Dear God, I've caught a cold

a reply to: putnam6

hydrogen peroxide

Oh Lawd, we had quite the discussion on peroxide too.
Just remember it has to be diluted and don't drink it!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Well, at least you can thank god it's just a common cold.

God willing you'll recover with no lasting side effects.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Some people get sick😨😨

a reply to: DBCowboy

Have you been licking things in public you hadn't before?

Mask won't help you if your licking things in public.

originally posted by: sunkuong
a reply to: DBCowboy

Have you been licking things in public you hadn't before?

Mask won't help you if your licking things in public.

I have.

my bad

originally posted by: Bigburgh
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Some people get sick😨😨

My therapist said I'm sick. Not sure if there's a cure, she says I have to always treat it.

a reply to: DBCowboy

My wife had a sore throat and flu like symptoms last week.

So, unlikely as it might be in New Zealand, we both had a COVID-19 test (which is free, but better safe than spreading it around).

Both results came back negative.

Seems like colds and flu are still a thing, despite what they say on social media.

a reply to: chr0naut

So, unlikely as it might be in New Zealand, we both had a COVID-19 test (which is free, but better safe than spreading it around).

Mine are free too.

I just cough on my friend regularly who has to get tested once a week for work at the hospital. As long as they're good, I'm good. Win win.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: sunkuong
a reply to: DBCowboy

Have you been licking things in public you hadn't before?

Mask won't help you if your licking things in public.

I have.

my bad

Don't lick the bowl.

It's considered more socially acceptable to pull the chain.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: chr0naut

So, unlikely as it might be in New Zealand, we both had a COVID-19 test (which is free, but better safe than spreading it around).

Mine are free too.

I just cough on my friend regularly who has to get tested once a week for work at the hospital. As long as they're good, I'm good. Win win.

Yeah, but my wife teaches at primary schools. If anyone is going to get a bug, that's the place, although I think the worse ones are concentrated in hospitals.

Funny thing is, that I usually get everything going around, but with all the hand washing, no face touching, mask wearing (where appropriate), and social distancing, I haven't had anything this year. I didn't even get the cold from the wife.

Perhaps it was some sort of allergy, instead?

Anyway, imagine all those who would normally have died of the standard 'flu, who won't this year!

Ha reply to: CriticalStinker

I think it's mostly because we here and now have, been here at least 5 years or more. The same group of happy ATS grunts that can't put our devices down.... we are the very definition of Nebby Shihhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a reply to: chr0naut

Yeah, but my wife teaches at primary schools. If anyone is going to get a bug, that's the place

Children are like mass transit for germs, with their snotty hands and no manners.

They're cute, but also disgusting. It's a weird mix lol.

a reply to: Bigburgh

The same group of happy ATS grunts that can't put our devices down.

I harp on zoomers for their constant need for screen time.... But I don't want to look up mine in the settings lol. Between work, phone, and vidya games, I think I'd be ashamed. That's I just repress it and talk about hiking once a month as if it's some super hobby of mine.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

Sick how?
You ok?

I harp on zoomers for their constant need for screen time.... But I don't want to look up mine in the settings lol. Between work, phone, and vidya games, I think I'd be ashamed. That's I just repress it and talk about hiking once a month as if it's some super hobby of mine.

It's ok that you're here, you're more sane than the rest of us. I don't have my ps4 up and running at the moment. but way back when i first joined, I had ATS running on a tablet of sort and playing games until the sun came up.
DestinyOne was still here🤗

Sorry you posted right before me. Sorry I'm not answering right.

a reply to: chr0naut

Same for me. The only illness ive had in 12 months is hayfever.

Sping and summer have never sucked so bad.... but on the whole im happier and healthier not having to deal with other people.

Copied and pasted from FaceThingy for your latest logical update
About that Covid-19......

Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Cashier: no words. Confused look. 👀

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look 👀

Me AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Server: no words. Confused look. 👀

Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap 🤷‍♀️? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow 🤦‍♀️
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid 🤷‍♀️

Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Hostess: no words. Confused look.👀

SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.

But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.

Who thinks this # up?

Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic 💯

**Copied & pasted**

Rainbows
Jane

originally posted by: chr0naut
a reply to: DBCowboy

My wife had a sore throat and flu like symptoms last week.

So, unlikely as it might be in New Zealand, we both had a COVID-19 test (which is free, but better safe than spreading it around).

Both results came back negative.

Seems like colds and flu are still a thing, despite what they say on social media.

Or from the CDC.

a reply to: angelchemuel
This is funny. I don't care who you are. I'd give you 50 stars if I could.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I, too, have the sniffles.
See you soon in Valhalla, my mucousy friend.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Not long ago we coughed to cover a fart , Now we fart to cover a cough



ps die quietly