Tardigrade and what they can do

You know how great God is, this little bug, is nearly indestructible, you know what they eat, cells, you know why God made them, so we can train them to eat whatever cells you want, they will eat virus, bacteria, diseased cells, damaged cells, anything you train them to eat, you get a bunch of them and grow and throw them coronavirus, they will eat it, because that’s all they have in front of them to eat, guess what happens if you put them in your body, guess what they are going to eat, the coronavirus, you want them to eat damaged diseased cells, you give them the cells you want them to eat, and they will eat it, and anybody can see this themselves, they are all over the place, you can raise them in a Petri dish, spit in it, and watch them eat everything you spit in there, and then when they are trained, guess what they are going to eat in your body, the cells you trained them to eat, because they eat viruses and bacteria, anyone can do this at home, and see for yourself, all you need is a microscope, a Petri dish, a Tardigrade which are all around us, and just spit in the dish, and if you want, drink them, because not even stomach acid can kill them, they are completely harmless, if they weren’t they would have eaten us all alive already, and God made these little cute water bears for that, so do it, and use them and this gift, to heal yourself and others, this is what Satan does, tricks, lies, deceives making you think God doesn’t exist so you don’t see what God put right in front of it, and you are lost, rejecting God, Creation, the study of it, the healing and curing of people, that’s what is called “science”, the study of Gods creation, not the rejection of it, and because they are nearly indestructible, when they have eaten all the virus, bacteria you trained them to eat, they go in a state of hibernation, waiting for the next meal, and because they are indestructible, no virus and bacteria can hurt them. God has given us all we need, listen to him. See Joe, get out of the bunker.

This God has given us freely, so freely you must help others and show them what to do and help others and save lives, not end them.

a reply to: randomname

Some context for OP's ramblings.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: randomname

Some context for OP's ramblings.

Those are amazing bugs that survive nearly anything, even space allegedly.

As for the op's ramblings as you call it, I had enough of this crazy world to agree with him here. Although I'm yet to try training a tardigrade. Another round of lockdowns and I may give it a try.

a reply to: Illumimasontruth.

All you need is a microscope a Petri dish and some spit and they will eat everything in there, virus, bacteria. Because there is nothing else to eat, that’s how you train them, and if they are doing that in the Petri dish, they will do that in your blood too, eating and removing all the virus and bacteria they see, so the more there are, the more they will eat, until there’s no more and they go dormant and into hibernation, that’s how great and loving God is, so thank him, and love him, and listen to his Son, because everything he says is for your safety, health and those of others, and to protect you from evil,and death and the tricks and lies of Satan, and his evil angels who seek to ruin and destroy all of us, without exception he wants to destroy all life on earth, and will use anybody who rejects God and doesn’t listen to Him, like Joe Biden is right now hiding in a bunker planning to blow up the world for Satan as he hides in a bunker, with all this medical knowledge and equipment to take the poison Satan put in our genes, to weaken us so he can trick and deceive him and all us, blame God and turn to him so he can use all this to keep you alive for billions of years as he torments you day and night, all Joe Biden has to do, to avoid the fate he’s about to damn himself to and those in his bunker, is to come and ask and receive Gods grace and love and mercy and not help Satan with his evil plan, Go see the Pope, go be forgIven do it in front of the world, it’s over Satan’s plan has been exposed to the world, no one will trust you with a nuke, not now or ever, or anything you say, until you repent and tell the Truth, and show the world God has forgiven you so we can all enjoy what he is about to do, and you not in a bunker for a 1000 years while we are all out here having the greatest party ever, thanks to God.

Little Appa!
But a lot less cute.

a reply to: Illumimasontruth

Agree with what exactly? About the only coherent sensical thing in the post was, tardigrades eat everything, are indestructible and you can spit in a Petri dish and watch it eat everything.

All crammed together in one giant unformatted block of text with a bunch of stuff about god and Satan scattered through.

a reply to: dug88

All of it, with the Truth, because it is, and it is happening right now.

a reply to: randomname

Can you give a one line summary of what exactly is happening? Something clear and concise which explains it nice and easy for a simpleton such as myself.

a reply to: randomname

Can you train them to eat cholesterol in your veins? If you could this would be a wonder cure for everyone alive.

a reply to: randomname

NO!!. They can't survive stomach acids
Also temperatures of 37.8 C kill them

a reply to: randomname

Good OP.

If you had left an empty line, every few lines, it would be even better.

Did you come up with the idea to train the little buggers?

If not how did you learn of this?

a reply to: dug88
That looks like alice's hooka smoking friend.

a reply to: randomname

I perceive the flaw in your logic:

If they eat anything but you can train them to eat something, then what happens to you once you put them in your bloodstream and they've eaten everything you've trained them to eat? Wouldn't they ravenously turn to anything else edible in their general vicinity? And that would make them an unstoppable army of cell eating bugs busy digesting the rest of you.

a reply to: ketsuko

Good to see someone else sees the flaws in logic

a reply to: randomname

I think the first sentence in your OP stands as the longest sentence i have ever read.

A quick question for your proposal though... What happens when they run out of the substance you have trained them to eat once you have swallowed them and their numbers have reached a population of billions or trillions? I mean after the hibernation stage will they get desperate for survival and just eat whatever they can for the sake of furthering their own existence?

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: randomname

NO!!. They can't survive stomach acids
Also temperatures of 37.8 C kill them

What a genius idea....OP I am impressed totally.

Hey I know something that can survive stomach acids in fact you can catch it in a viral size and it will come in your mouth and go right down your gullet till it returns HOME WHERE IT CAME FROM.....lol...the Pleomorphic Bacteria the crazy bastards trying to kiill us all have harnessed and weaponized.

People call it covid-cold.

It has a lipid-fat coating that lets it survive INSIDE YOUR BELLY and OUTSIDE YOUR BODY......and YES we can "catch" it because it is a living bacteria in viral size....not dead inert RNA/DNA that no one can "catch"which is what the lieing plicks called viruses to screw with us all.

originally posted by: TKDRL
a reply to: dug88
That looks like alice's hooka smoking friend.

"Whoooo are yoooooou?

a reply to: randomname

A virus doesn't have any cell wall so technically, it isn't a cell. It's also way too small for a tardigrade to 'eat'.

And you wouldn't want tardigrades in your body, because you are made out of cells. And the biggest tardigrades are about the size of half a grain of rice.

But, aside from that, tardigrades don't eat just anything. They eat microbial lifeforms like nematodes, bacteria, other tardigrades, algae, mites, and small hexapods. They are exclusively aquatic and they only have a lifespan of fewer than 2 years.

I heard if you can get enough of them they could take on Chuck Norris. What happens next? I dunno.

Probably strong atm their way into the local drug trade or take over a sovereign state without too much trouble. Maybe they’d set up a rum shack in key west and enjoy the sun?

Anyone got the odds on sea monkeys vs tardigrades?

a reply to: randomname

Tardigrades are truly awesome indeed. And its a good thing there pretty friendly. If they weren't, they could easily wipe humanity off the face of the earth. And there wouldn't be a dam thing people could do about it. I mean, even if you drop them in a volcano to kill them, they probably would survive, or enough of them would survive as to not make a difference.

Yes because of the Leidenfrost effect and there high heat survivability. They probably would even survive being dropped in a volcano and lava. Tardigrades get a thumbs up for sure.