Once again, I have to go behind enemy lines

a reply to: DBCowboy

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I hope i did that right

originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: DBCowboy

That’s how you become a leftist.

It’s airborne.

Air-headed more like.

You will never be a real woman!!

(Sorry, everyone on 4chan keeps saying that, it could be relevant)
Good luck out there

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Once again I go behind enemy lines.

That's right.

I'll be spending the next two weeks (actually 10 days) in California.

I have been invited to this state to be a part of a team of clinical engineers that will work with the California Department of Public Health to re-open a hospital that was closed due to wild fires being nearby two months ago.

I will have to stay at a resort near the hospital in Napa Valley.

I have my kale, pro-Biden stickers, and a pink hat so my disguise should be sufficient.

I am nervous though because I opted out of a facial tattoo of the BLM sign.

So there is some risk involved.

I will chronical my trip to this haunted land in case I don't make it back, I am found or captured.

Pray for me.

I hope you can squat.

a reply to: Dumbass

I have Gunther my faithful manservant do that for me.

Il be in Sacramento in 2 weeks for thanksgiving, I havnt been there in about 14 years. This thread is helping mentally prepare.

I already wear glasses and have a nice haircut, so I think if just leave my wardrobe of firearm manufactures merch and shirt that says “defund the media” at home il be good. Guess it’s just plain white tees for the week.

a reply to: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Mark08
You've absolutely gotta take a dump on the sidewalk while you're there

One of the few places where that's not frowned upon.

Maybe one of the few things me and the Progressives agree on .


In all seriousness Northern California is quite nice, I would live there if I could afford it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Pray for me.

I wouldn't dream of it!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I will have to stay at a resort near the hospital in Napa Valley.

Oh, poor you.

Swing by Alpha and Omega or Stag's Leap and grab me some hooch.

It's actually Whine Country Inn.

And the state is footing the bill.

Does Newsome own the Whine Country Inn? Sadly, Im in the Comfort Suites in Seattle Washington...wearing my hunting balaclava seems work for me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Dumbass

I have Gunther my faithful manservant do that for me.

Eey. I'm just thinking if you don't kneel and do not squat you can only bend over to pick something up.

And I would not suggest to bend over.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Once again I go behind enemy lines.
I'll be spending the next two weeks (actually 10 days) in California.

Wear a onesie and/or skinny jeans. You'll blend.

Oh wait, they might think you're an endangered species or likely to cause cancer.

Carry on.

Pretend to be gay, nobody will know you voted for Trump.

Come to think about it, not all gay guys act like gay guys on TV do. Maybe if you wear a dress like someone else mentioned it might be safer.

Don't forget to schedule your manly mani-pedi, eyebrow threading, & facial appointments while you're there. And don't skimp on the fat-free, sugar-free, organic fair-trade soy lattes, either.

They won't know the difference if you use the right tools.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Wear this



And wave that Kale like there's no tomorrow, maybe even take a nibble on it for good measure.

Nobody should bat an eye, but remember, if spoken to by a Californian,

You voted Biden

You support 'all' the races and genders. Remember, there's more than two genders. That one's easy to forget.

Don't refer to anyone as him or her, even when you think nobody's listening, never know who might get triggered and throw a #storm

You hate steak and meat because cows are murder.

Welfare is good

Don't ever blame the homeless people when you have to walk around their # in the street. It's your fault for not giving them all your money and a home. If someone hears you, that's a lecturing

Illegal immigrants add richness and culture to america and it's racist to think they shouldn't be there

Businesses should be taxed more to support the above mentioned homeless population through social programs

You believe people shouldn't have the right to say things that make people sad.

Just study this list, over and over until the revulsion gets to hide able levels. Then you'll be ready to blend in like a #ing chameleon. You got this #.

And yet more people voted for Trump in CA than in Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Oklahoma combined. Don't worry, I'm sure you can find some people to have a whinge with.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hang in there soldier, keep your head down and your powder dry, lol.

a reply to: DBCowboy

How's California? Did you join Antifa yet?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

How's California? Did you join Antifa yet?

Hes got ol Gunther in Black Block Vinyl

originally posted by: FauxMulder
How's California? Did you join Antifa yet?

$5 bucks says he's either dead or running nekked through downtown Napa with slices of cold cuts all over him.