The White Mandela Does It Again - Time for America to thank us Brits again!

a reply to: lakenheath24

This happens when you are from a tiny island that doesnt make anything cool anymore.

What? Spotted Dick isn't cool anymore?

Its right up there with smoking fags.





a reply to: vonclod

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

BTW we drink our beer cold here....hahahaha

Err...so do we up here in The North, not like those namby-pamby Spice Boy Southerners.

Food?
I wouldn't serve up jellied eels to my worst enemies or even cod head, chimp choking monkey hangers.....or Arsenal or Hun supporters!

And criticism of British culinary delights is a bit rich coming from our colonial cousins considering the height of their cuisine is grits and scrapple!

I daren't mention Fried Chicken for fear of offending.......

And of course Farage is all about 'me, me, me'......he should fit in great in the USA.

a reply to: lakenheath24

And there was me thinking 'Oh, an American who sort of nearly gets it'......

This happens when you are from a tiny island that doesnt make anything cool anymore.

Apart from our style and dress sense.
Our music.
Our beer and pub culture.
Our humour and ability to take piss.
Our cultural appropriation of anything good that isn't British.

Perhaps not quite what you meant but.....

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: lakenheath24

And there was me thinking 'Oh, an American who sort of nearly gets it'......

Apart from our style and dress sense.
Manchester football jersies?

Our music.
Spice Girls? Cliff Richard?

Our beer and pub culture.
Not anymore....the guv is killing it.

Our humour and ability to take piss.
Not in this case. Lol

Our cultural appropriation of anything good that isn't British.
Will give you this one. Lol

a reply to: lakenheath24

I still have a smile on my face and am laughing....taking the piss is the UK's national pastime.

Football tops?
Hardly haute couture is it.
But come on, look at what passes for fashion in America......truly appalling dress sense.

Music?
Yeah, we've had our fair share of #e too.
Spice Girls v Pussycat Dolls......I'll let you decide!
Cliff Richard? I'll give you that one.

But generally speaking I think we're way ahead of the game here.

Yes, there has been a concerted effort to kill our pub culture, for various reasons.
They won't succeed.
These last few months have shown just how important they are to the UK and how they must retain their place at the very heart of our communities.

I'm doing my very best to ensure they stay open!

a reply to: DougHole64

I think you'll find that it was us Brits that originally invented everything.

I think you'll find it was more the Scottish than the Brits.

But please, keep going. You're mildly amusing on a rainy afternoon.

Im a twist of irony, I was taking the piss in my local while watching footie.

Im from Florida, and just cannot put on a pair of trousers unless its below zero. My grandson thinks im crazy.

One of the few things thats truly murican....rock n roll. Yall did well, but rock is straight murican.






a reply to: Freeborn

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: DBCowboy

Cough cough...biscuits and white sausage gravy cough cough
I nearly puked in the States after 1 dip

Thems fightin werds. Im positive that manna that came down from heaven was in reality... sausage gravy and cathead biscuits.

originally posted by: lakenheath24
Its right up there with smoking fags.





a reply to: vonclod

thats racist!

No...its sexist.

😛


a reply to: Advantage

a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


A guy from Australia right here from ATS told me this one :
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a c*ck? A bloke from Scotland.

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


A guy from Australia right here from ATS told me this one :
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a c*ck? A bloke from Scotland.

I used to like Australians too!

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Golf, Television, Telephone, Electricity, Paracetamol you'd all be sitting alone at home in the dark with sore heads if it weren't for us oh and you forgot Whisky

originally posted by: djz3ro

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


A guy from Australia right here from ATS told me this one :
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a c*ck? A bloke from Scotland.

I used to like Australians too!

HAH!

The ONLY person I ever heard use swear words ( mainly the f word and C word) in a creatively eloquent way was a Scot...

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: djz3ro

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


A guy from Australia right here from ATS told me this one :
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a c*ck? A bloke from Scotland.

I used to like Australians too!

HAH!

The ONLY person I ever heard use swear words ( mainly the f word and C word) in a creatively eloquent way was a Scot...

And that makes your racism ok?

originally posted by: djz3ro

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: djz3ro

originally posted by: Advantage

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: DAVID64

The only things Scotland invented are Buckfast and Temazi party's.....or is that Manchester?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.


A guy from Australia right here from ATS told me this one :
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a c*ck? A bloke from Scotland.

I used to like Australians too!

HAH!

The ONLY person I ever heard use swear words ( mainly the f word and C word) in a creatively eloquent way was a Scot...

And that makes your racism ok?

Of course.

a reply to: djz3ro

if its funny its ok.

Cry baby....