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The White Mandela Does It Again - Time for America to thank us Brits again!

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posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 12:49 PM
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a reply to: lakenheath24
You and me both. I used to go to broadway and ny ranger games once in a while long time ago. Prices in the city are nutso!



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 12:50 PM
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originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: IAMTAT




20% of Fench people dont shower every day





I know.
I've been seated next to them on long flights.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 12:52 PM
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My sister lives in Sharon Springs. Upstaters hate the citiots.

Im like....why the hell do you pay thosr taxes for????? Move to Ky and live like a king.




a reply to: TKDRL



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 12:53 PM
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Try fllying India Air and get back to me.


a reply to: IAMTAT



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:00 PM
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a reply to: lakenheath24

I am the only Mississippian who has never had a crayfish. I refuse. My friends tell me I would love it knowing the foods I like. But I refuse. They tell me I’m crazy. You’ve read my posts. I probably am.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:02 PM
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originally posted by: Never Despise
a reply to: Guiltyguitarist

Another Brit named Basil who ran some kind of hotel advised me to not mention the war under any circumstances.


Really? Now I’m intrigued.why? I love history but WW2 wasn’t the most interesting for me, so I’m sure I’m pretty ignorant about it.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:13 PM
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Oh dear...lmfao. Basil is a dude in Fawlty Towers...a British sitcom.

Our Brits love to take the piss as they say so you gotta be careful. Crafty buggers they are. But great drinking buds.




a reply to: Guiltyguitarist



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:14 PM
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a reply to: DougHole64

Ah, that says it all.

Oh, and I think you will find that those teeth are not plastic, but Porcelain. Far too expensive for your average Derbyshire local. Blame Labour and Socialism.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: lakenheath24

Oh. I love Are You Being Served (and I am unanimous in that) and all the Monty python movies. I love the dry wit. But have never seen Fawlty towers
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posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:24 PM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
Not as bad as your dig at vets. Come with me to Mattingly and say hi to some of them sometime. It aint far from Nuttinghham.


a reply to: DougHole64



Is that you Mansfield Dave? What is this nonsense about Mattingly? I've never heard of the place. As for vets, I stand by my previous comments, unless you are a qualified veterinarian then you shouldn't be interfering with small animals as you well know. The police have told you more than once that replying to my posts online is a breach of the restraining order.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:27 PM
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Thats the difference in uk vs us humor..,they love subtle digs you gotta think about or have prior knowledge of said put down,
Whereas muricans like a hammer.

Its hard not to bite sometimes but once.you do....you lose....in their eyes anyeay. 😅😂🤣



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posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:28 PM
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originally posted by: TexasTruth
Who? From where?



Nigel Farage, surely you've heard of him? According to King Trump he's the most powerful man in Europe 🤣😂🤣



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:30 PM
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Is that you BungholeDoug?
Nice to see you are out of prison....again.

Mattingly, Cambridge. Look it up.

Might want to get your kids to help you spell it as its more than four letters long.





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posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:35 PM
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Are you guys gonna have one of those footballer rumble thingies?



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
My sister lives in Sharon Springs. Upstaters hate the citiots.

Im like....why the hell do you pay thosr taxes for????? Move to Ky and live like a king.




a reply to: TKDRL



KY? Nobody lives like a King in Kirkcaldy! Oh, you mean Kentucky...



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:40 PM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
Thats the difference in uk vs us humor..,they love subtle digs you gotta think about or have prior knowledge of said put down,
Whereas muricans like a hammer.

Its hard not to bite sometimes but once.you do....you lose....in their eyes anyeay. 😅😂🤣



a reply to: Guiltyguitarist


Yeah. I bit down. In my defense, it doesn’t translate well in text.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:52 PM
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originally posted by: lakenheath24
Is that you BungholeDoug?
Nice to see you are out of prison....again.

Mattingly, Cambridge. Look it up.

Might want to get your kids to help you spell it as its more than four letters long.





a reply to: DougHole64



No. Still never heard of it. These made up locations aren't fooling anyone, Dave, and if you come anywhere near my little Jack terrier again the authorities will be informed.

Let's stay on topic, feel free to express your gratitude my American friends.



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 01:57 PM
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LMAO


Ahh, thanks, a good laugh is the best medicine!!



posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 02:03 PM
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Exactly. It gives them a feeling of superiority though.

This happens when you are from a tiny island that doesnt make anything cool anymore.



a reply to: Guiltyguitarist




posted on Oct, 29 2020 @ 02:06 PM
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Ahh, must be prison humor...err....humour.
Hopefully you get the counseling you need.






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