Desperate Time Call For Desperate Measures, An ATS Auction

originally posted by: Peeple
And very important: does it vibrate?

If you kick it hard enough the rolls will jiggle in a hypnotic fashion.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I'll give you 3 bit coins, 1 half drank Miller Lite, 2 kinda brown bananas, and if you throw in TAT I'll add a sweet 1st edition Thlughty coffee table book.

You are certainly the high bidder with that offer.

originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
Another site I know of has a quarterly fund raiser to cover cost and they meet that goal every quater.

I'm all for quartering DB and selling the pieces every three months.

originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
I will give you 20 dollars if it comes with a van.

The van is TAT's and may or may not currently have a dead stripper rolled up in a carpet inside of it.

originally posted by: Cheddarhead
Before I bid, I need references regarding your centipede dispatching skills, and seat up/ seat down habits.

Human centipedes? I can handle those.

And forget about the seat, I just pee in the sink.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Centipedes scare me.

Clowns scare me.

Centipedes that look like clowns really scare me.

Am I sold yet?

a reply to: DBCowboy

If I win I totally won't dress you as a clown centipede for my own amusement. Promise.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I am sorry I only offered 25 cents for you,fixed budget
you know.The bright side is,if I were to win you,you get
free cookies for life!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Centipedes scare me.

Clowns scare me.

Centipedes that look like clowns really scare me.

I think one of those clownipedes laid eggs in your ear.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Centipedes scare me.

Clowns scare me.

Centipedes that look like clowns really scare me.

I think one of those clownipedes laid eggs in your ear.

It's posts like this one that allows my therapist to send his kids to private school.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's posts like this one that allows my therapist to send his kids to private school.

No worries, soon you'll be in a new home.


A nursing home.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's posts like this one that allows my therapist to send his kids to private school.

No worries, soon you'll be in a new home.


A nursing home.

If you were going to create a sock puppet, why didn't you create one that was young and hip and had his whole life ahead of him instead of one where I'm just a crippled, bitter old man???

a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably because I'm a clownipede.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably because I'm a clownipede.

At least you aren't a clownipede named Kevin.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Probably because I'm a clownipede.

At least you aren't a clownipede named Kevin.

OK you two, no quartering. DB deserves to be auctioned off whole
or nobody'll be able to keep up with the shop math. I made stuff
out of metal before outliving my usefulness as a hairy cheap bum...
and my brain hurst. Really, William Randolph Hurts.

But for what they are worth, ten thick [Must Be PRODUCTION] 12oz
German beers, off - season from Oktoberbreasts. You call 'em, I buy.
Saving ATS is well worth it just for jeopardizing my marriage.. DB
maybe not so much because he probably doesn't go that way.
And I've tried to pull the thong off a half-electrocuted wildcat before.

None the less

[sise=4]The words of Ten Beers are words of Aluminum.

And whatever you can grift off the cost of prying him off the obscurity
blanket Augie, I'll create a diversion so you can get your scepter waxed.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If I were to win DB,I would never put him in a nursing home.
Maybe to work there,never to live.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh,I forgot to tell you that I used to dress up like
a clown! I still have pictures to prove it.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Wait.. so no one has anything they want to auction? I'll go ahead and see if I could hawk a ware or two.
These are gently used, but in excellent condition:

I'll start the bid at $5

originally posted by: DBCowboy
At least you aren't a clownipede named Kevin.

Dude, you know my real name is Kevin.

originally posted by: mamabeth
If I were to win DB,I would never put him in a nursing home.

It's either that or the gimp box.