Desperate Time Call For Desperate Measures, An ATS Auction

originally posted by: LordAhriman
I have $2 on the picture of Kim's butt.

Throw in a few squares and you can have this:

originally posted by: LordAhriman
I have $2 on the picture of Kim's butt.

Sadly, she has my avatar tatoo'd there.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Another site I know of has a quarterly fund raiser to cover cost and they meet that goal every quater.

originally posted by: KTemplar
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


I’ll take the sweet fella, I bid $666 since he likes sixes 😊

Hold on there, I’ve got $667 — but ONLY if he will be my Ghunter.

originally posted by: PhilbertDezineck
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Another site I know of has a quarterly fund raiser to cover cost and they meet that goal every quater.

Maybe if we all just put hot women as our avatars we might attract better clientele. PLOTUS, I'm looking at you.

I mean, that's what a lot of the foreign trolls on Twitter do.

Dumbasses are suckers for hot women sliding into their DMs.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sock puppet,when was the last time it was washed? I am
talking soap and water,maybe run it through the car wash.
I am on a fixed budget,you did say the bidding starts at 5
cents,right? If so,I bid a quarter and no more.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I will give you 20 dollars if it comes with a van.

originally posted by: Tarzan the apeman.
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I will give you 20 dollars if it comes with a van.

I hear there's a member who has leopard stripe upholstery in the "back" of his windowless "van," or as it's aptly named, The Oasis in the Love-Mobile.

And it's not DB.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

You don't want their van,I think the FBI is looking for it.
I heard something about Vegas,pig masks and a wreaked
buffet.

a reply to: mamabeth

They all wear shirts or jackets that say FBI or NSA as the decoy.

The real ones wear the pig masks.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Before I bid, I need references regarding your centipede dispatching skills, and seat up/ seat down habits.

I’ll give ya a dime. I’m retired and on a fixed income! Okay, I can maybe throw in one of my old pairs of skivvies, only has a slight skid mark on them.

a reply to: TzarChasm

I got 3 for sale. I'll throw one in for the OP. It's a starter bridge, might need some work. Some bat looking guy hangs around it a lot.

a reply to: billxam

I bet they're made of balsa wood, cheater.

originally posted by: worldstarcountry
a reply to: watchitburn
meh, parts are parts. Whether or not they are from a hooker shouldn't matter. If I tell you they came from a hooker though, hopefully that's good enough.

well as long as they are disease free. Always wanted to try a Longpig recipe i heard about.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Kinda feels like buying a seat on the titanic....

He's not that fat.

Oh, you meant the site...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
11 dollars and I'll toss in a coupon for a free prdicure.

You trying to purchase your freedom? Not gonna happen.

originally posted by: Trueman
Your generosity touches my heart to the point I remote viewed 2 or 3 mods crying.

This wont be the only touching in the thread.

originally posted by: watchitburn
Tell you what..... You throw in some hooker parts and you've got a deal.

Which parts? Be very specific.

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
I’ll give you $6 but you can keep your sock puppet. I was raised differently apparently, but where I’m from we don’t use other people’s sock puppets. I don’t care how good you washed it.

Ah, that would be never. They don't make a pole long enough for me to get near him.