The Offical ATS Reminiscing and Airing of Greivances Thread

a reply to: FauxMulder

I picked one of those - nobody gets it right. Including me sometimes. I have to retype my login all the time

:-)

On the last day...we should all get ourselves banned with T&C violations.

Speaking of which...check this out:
www.abovetopsecret.com...

a reply to: IAMTAT

With my luck someone would swoop in and save ATS as the ban hammer came crashing down. Butt f@*k it, I'll give it a go.

#Not a typo.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm in for the banning and the takeover. I'd love to ban myself.


I'm off to start drinking, hopefully the site is still here in the morning.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: Spiramirabilis

Until just now I've always read your name as Spira-ma-balls.

Must be the Mandela covid.

I've always been fascinated by the user whose UN is analbumcover.

Never understood why s/he'd pick "anal bum cover," but I guess it makes sense.

Or was it "an album cover?"

Hmm...

a reply to: Liquesence

You're not alone. I always saw anal bum cover too. It did occur to me one day that it could have been an album cover, but that is the risk you take when you make it one word analbumcover.

If they reeeally wanted to raise $ they could offer a pay-to-ban option. They'd make a # ton of money but there would be like one member left, probably Night Star. No one would ban her.

a reply to: kosmicjack

Holy talk about pay to win, Batman. It would be like the world's worst mobile game. Pay to save button and pay to ban button. Fate decided by the winning total by the end of the week ...

originally posted by: kosmicjack
If they reeeally wanted to raise $ they could offer a pay-to-ban option. They'd make a # ton of money but there would be like one member left, probably Night Star. No one would ban her.

Now that is funny.

Maybe make it an auction?

a reply to: Liquesence

Survivor ATS.

User with the highest ban total is off the forum at the end of the week.

Moral of the story: Don't tick people off.

Ugh, I used to scare myself silly staying up and reading about aliens on here as a kiddo.. now I don't bat an eye. Without ATS, I would not be nearly as ready to resist the coming alien menace. Maybe I should start archiving the prepping posts, that'd be a new holy bible unto itself whenever it finally comes down to it.

Feeling worse for some other folks... they're gonna be out of a job.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
If they reeeally wanted to raise $ they could offer a pay-to-ban option. They'd make a # ton of money but there would be like one member left, probably Night Star. No one would ban her.

I could save ATS all by myself!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Covid cough-AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

originally posted by: kosmicjack
If they reeeally wanted to raise $ they could offer a pay-to-ban option. They'd make a # ton of money but there would be like one member left, probably Night Star. No one would ban her.

Then...just to be safe...we should probably just ban Night Star first.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: kosmicjack
If they reeeally wanted to raise $ they could offer a pay-to-ban option. They'd make a # ton of money but there would be like one member left, probably Night Star. No one would ban her.

Then...just to be safe...we should probably just ban Night Star first.

It's the only way to be sure.

a reply to: DBCowboy

We haven't even started and you two have already formed an alliance.

a reply to: ketsuko

If you see pig masks, then watch out!

But we won't be wearing them . . .

because we don't own pig masks

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

If you see pig masks, then watch out!

But we won't be wearing them . . .

because we don't own pig masks

Suuuure.....

a reply to: ketsuko

Ordinarily I'd go with that, but auction is more individualized.

I like auction better: "I loathe this person much I will bid XXX to ban s/he!" vs "We loathe this person so much let's pool to vote s/he off!"

ATS: Survivor would have certain people banned en masse, due to the Gangs of ATS, which based on their issuance of stars and flags.

Unless we go Mad Max gladiator style, then I'm in: Two Members Enter, One Member Banned! Bets on!

a reply to: Liquesence

Well, it would only work on the idea that you if you lost at ATS survivor, you could sign back up.


Hell hath no fury like a member scorned!

It would either make everyone exceedingly polite or turn the place into something that would make us recall the good ol' days of the Mud Pit.

a reply to: ketsuko

Orrr....If you lose ATS: Survivor, you challenge to ATS: Thunderdome? Final Round!

It would either make everyone exceedingly polite or turn the place into something that would make us recall the good ol' days of the Mud Pit.

Probably no one would be left. ATS: Battle Royale.