Dear People Of Earth. We Will Be Arriving Soon. Remain Calm.

Do you have an appointment?

Unfortunately I've yet to schedule an appointment.
But until then I'll continue to take my Potassium
Iodine pills that's a counteracting agent for
radiation sickness. Funny how the flu-like
symptoms dissipated once we turned off
our 5G level WiFi.

originally posted by: MrBlaq
Funny how the flu-like symptoms dissipated once we turned off
our 5G level WiFi.

The residual waves will get you in the end. They keep bouncing around the cranial cavity for months.

Dear space whatevers...

Not to be contrite or contrary. Yet we know you are here! Mark which is appropriate...
1. To eat us
2. To use us as guinea pigs or breeding
3 To steal our water, and or minerals
4. To find a New Home

We don't need you or most of the other mommy, daddy governments already dictating our lives.

So please Space Jesus and or Space (g)ods, if you did create us...Well from all the People of Earth or Sol 3
THANK YOU!

Beyond that bugger off and let us grow up and sort # out. If you picked any of the 4 we will not go lightly or quietly.

Thank you very much

Signed,

Earth people

originally posted by: nerbot
We have been watching you for many of your earth years with great interest.

We are currently continuing our galactic census and will be in your neighbourhood soon.

We understand you have many problems but wish to include you in a safe and prosperous future.

Your ability to feel is one of the assets we wish to help you nurture and it will benefit all.

We have been in contact with many of your leaders and expressed some of our major concerns to them.

We can help you evolve to be a stable and happy species but need your cooperation to achieve this.

We do not wish to control you but need you to control yourselves to become part of our greater system.

Your leaders understand what has to be done and they understand there are no choices available.

Your systems and societies are primative with constantly exceeded technologies, you do not share them well, this is normal.

Your solar system is your home, we do not wish to destroy what is not ours but your influence in our galaxy must change.

Your place in the interstellar can only be assured with your full cooperation even if you are not ready to understand.

Your governments have been instructed to contain their citizens where they reside and to await our arrival.

Our understanding of your species and how it functions led us to propose a pandemic for this purpose.

Losses will be no more than usual and your communication systems will facilitate the transition using your natural fear.

We apologise for any inconvenience and ask that you remain patient for the opportunities we will present.

The equalisation of your intelligence, your resources, your beliefs and global needs is paramount.

The kinship of your leaders is now at a time that should not need reversing or challenging.

Your need for conflict is one of our greatest concerns which is why we have prioritised your Earth.

Please remain calm and be sensible, our last efforts were difficult but your close neighbour Betelgeuse remains among us.

We look forward to meeting you again soon and wish you a safe journey through our galaxy until then.

We especially look forward to experiencing some of your creativity like music and art which has us fascinated.

Please do not panic eachother further or we will be regrettably forced to rethink our efforts to help you.

Our satellite systems around your globe are nearing completion and will announce our arrival soon.

Your greatest entrepreneurs have been working with us for some time now, we are friends.

We hope we can all be friends.

Watch The Skies.

Peace.

Except, we're not exactly polite customers. Spoiler alert, this is what actually happens:

Welcome to Earth when you get here. Don’t worry. We are peaceful people. I’m watching John Wick 3. I can imagine the people of Earth being like John Wick in a galactic federation. In case you don’t know, John Wick was very peaceful and content living a quiet life until some creatures disturbed all that. I’m sure you will find out what happens if John Wick gets upset. We just want peaceful lives.

a reply to: orionthehunter

Can you imagine the eternal triangle of John Wick fighting Neo fighting John Constantine?

"We have been in contact with many of your leaders
and expressed some of our major concerns to them. "

We are so screw'd.