Dear People Of Earth. We Will Be Arriving Soon. Remain Calm.

a reply to: HelloboysImbackguy

I think your readings need recalibrating.

Error code: 00x000012000BS

BSOD sucks eh?

a reply to: nerbot

I have the best sensor array in this quadrant. My subsystem interdependent redundancy ensures alignment into quadratic quantum states including phase dependent and chronomorphic iterations of G.

I have been watching your organization for some time with trepidation. You are altering the time stream and eroding significant quantities of chrono shunted populations waiting for sequence finalization in their native cultures pattern alignment buffers for site to site wormhole creation. Its a 60 year period when they were still developing protonic coil phase inducers for pattern transmission. Still, this short period of time saw 40% of their colonies established via communal wormhole network hubs.

So you see, if we allow your organization to continue the shunted colonial forces will have no option but to propogate into this dimensional fold until nexus saturation collapses the wormhole hub on the entire prime matrix analog spacetime universal galactic seeder.

I suspect you will prepare the world for you but have you brought enough quantica point particle generators for the armada? No then how will you power your return trip? Aha, its a one way journey, I see. Then the fuel is us. I object!

originally posted by: HelloboysImbackguy
a reply to: nerbot
I suspect you will prepare the world for you but have you brought enough quantica point particle generators for the armada?

We have no need for toys and no such need for those ancient things you call "armada".

Bwah ha ha ... we travel in the dimensions you do not exist in. We are all and everywhere by our own nature.

No then how will you power your return trip? Aha, its a one way journey, I see. Then the fuel is us. I object!

Resistance is futile. You sealed your doom by announcing yourself to us with a simple trap we use called a "post" button.

Tell me... what flavour do you taste of when cooked? Chicken is the usual but we can use condiments to spice thing up.

a reply to: nerbot

I defy your traitorous order of interdimensional bandits. You stole the arch nebulon and I know that IT is the true source of your power. I shall shatter its nodes into all oblivions.

What do I taste of? I will tell you chrono fiend. My lineage is of the ancient Kama Sutra sultana people. I am the great grand descendant of the monarch and protector of my people, the golden drunken monkey monk.

I have golden fur that shines when in the presence of our mortal enemies, the Toe clan.

I have 4 brothers. They are mutating turtles that throw excellent parties. Pizza parties.

Also, my cousins travel through time in a phonebooth. They too are excellent, and are excellent to others.

You stand no chance! I have the power of Ra!

What do you have? Nothing. No tetracycline tetrahydrocannabinol fueld astral planes. Thats for sure.

Added-
I taste like salted tetrahydrogestrinone.

a reply to: HelloboysImbackguy

So you look like a shiny monkey, have four amphibious shell-dwelling brothers, your cousins live in a phonebooth and you originate from shrivelled grapes.

Shame the tetrahydrogestrinone would have made you sterile, we have some rather nice lizards we need to breed but we can put you to work cleaning their pond perhaps.

a reply to: nerbot

Dear People Of Earth. We Will Be Arriving Soon. Remain Calm

So does that mean we are finally going to get season 3? Is your species the one that keeps their head sac clean shaven?Asking for a friend, if so could you do a hand stand and take a picture

a reply to: nerbot

I will slay your lizards and conquer your kingdom!

a reply to: nerbot

Best explanation for Trump's Space Force yet

originally posted by: Nickn3
Are you here to serve man?

really... as in the cookbook?

Bunch of absolute crap. If you wanted to care about us, you are #ing late.

They arrived in San Francisco some time ago.

Jorma was driving. Jack in the right seat.



California's rainbow skies;
Your government tells you another missile is flying;
Have you any idea why they're lying
To you, to your faces!
Did they tell you?

This post is clearly entirely made up by the OP in an effort to seek attention. Why do people here even bother to engage with this tripe? It's pathetic really. This sort of garbage really irritates me. The OP needs to grow the hell up and stop with the childish nonsense.

a reply to: RMFX1

Stress relief.

a reply to: Phage

Do not reveal the ways of wu to the profane. We are the guardians of the secrets of the keys.

Be warned, lizard men lurk and linger in our midst.

*what was that!? Phasers set to doom! Fire at will!

originally posted by: RMFX1
This post is clearly entirely made up by the OP in an effort to seek attention. Why do people here even bother to engage with this tripe? It's pathetic really. This sort of garbage really irritates me. The OP needs to grow the hell up and stop with the childish nonsense.

Of course it is made up, note the forum it is in.

You bothered to engage. Go figure?

Your buttons are so easy to push aren't they?

I'd like to ask our future galactic traveling saviors a few questions.

Is the global virus actually another phase of a trauma-based
social engineering scientific management program?

Is the present global virus cover for an eventual fractional
reserve fiat-money-from-thin-air banking collapse?

Just in case the above decimates the economy.
Would it entail more government control policies to
strip away citizens constitutional rights eventually
leading to an IMF instituted digital currency?

originally posted by: MrBlaq
I'd like to ask our future galactic traveling saviors a few questions.

Do you have an appointment?

It’s good to be creative with free time.

a reply to: nerbot

a reply to: nerbot


Sorry , I Missed the Boat . I Am Staying where I am at Present . HAVE a NICE TRIP .............

"Your solar system is your home, we do not wish to destroy what is not ours but your influence in our galaxy must change."

What influence? Do we have a seat on the galactic senate that nobody told us about? I demand Palatine explain this! Send Flash Gordon in to smite the galactic overlords. Trump for space press?

a reply to: nerbot

why are none of these alledged aliens capable of a logical statement - that does not contradict itself ?