I Have a Cough

a reply to: Nyiah

Yeah, my 'cattle prod', lol.

a reply to: ketsuko

Yeah...I just dropped in to star and flag, but I can only hold my breath for so long, so...peace out!

::backs away and takes a Lysol shower::

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Nyiah

Why am I picturing something paper mached in sodden toilet paper now ...

OMFG!!!

WHY WASTE TOILET PAPER???

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

My wife and son just returned from a shopping trip.

Apparently a woman NEEDED 72 rolls of toilet paper.

My wife made a small comment about all the toilet paper this woman was putting in her cart.

She replied, "I HAVE A VAGINA!"

My little bride simply smiled and said, "Your p###y needs to toughen up, hon".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nyiah

Yeah, my 'cattle prod', lol.

You got that thing so juiced up now, I have no idea what to call it other than what it used to be, or dubbing it Satan's Fun Stick. And Satan's Fun Stick sounds deceptively NSFW, so that's mean.

a reply to: Nyiah

That's my pet name for it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Nyiah

Why am I picturing something paper mached in sodden toilet paper now ...

OMFG!!!

WHY WASTE TOILET PAPER???

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Oh, c'mon, don't lie. We know you secretly sent out your Gunthers to panic shop every roll in the entire Pacific Northwest for you. You have enough.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It'll be spring soon. The trees are budding out. We'll have plenty of fresh, green leaves soon enough.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Nyiah

Why am I picturing something paper mached in sodden toilet paper now ...

OMFG!!!

WHY WASTE TOILET PAPER???

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Oh, c'mon, don't lie. We know you secretly sent out your Gunthers to panic shop every roll in the entire Pacific Northwest for you. You have enough.

I go through 4 rolls a day only because 3 of them get lost up my ass somewhere.

Make a "black hole" comment and you'll be hearing from my lawyers!

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

It'll be spring soon. The trees are budding out. We'll have plenty of fresh, green leaves soon enough.

*Fresh, yellow pollen, I think you mean.

a reply to: Liquesence

I thought we powdered our noses with that stuff ... or snorted it. Take your pick.

Whatever. It's going to make us all sneeze no matter what we do about it.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Nyiah

Why am I picturing something paper mached in sodden toilet paper now ...

OMFG!!!

WHY WASTE TOILET PAPER???

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???

Oh, c'mon, don't lie. We know you secretly sent out your Gunthers to panic shop every roll in the entire Pacific Northwest for you. You have enough.

I go through 4 rolls a day only because 3 of them get lost up my ass somewhere.

Make a "black hole" comment and you'll be hearing from my lawyers!

I knew someone was eventually going to find a way to one-up Goatse somehow. Didn't figure it to be you, though.

a reply to: ketsuko

Like freshly fallen yellow snow. I like to make pollenmen.

I will go you one better.
I am allergic to one specific type of tree in bloom right now.
Down to the point of breaking out in itchy bumps.
I am old
I scratch them
This causing the blood to come to the top of the skin
They are allergies
I cough and sneeze and my arms look like the Bubonic Plague.
Go out in public like that.
Hilarious.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: FyreByrd

Thing is though that I'm not actually sick. I'm over the cold I had. I stayed home during that part.

This is the part where all the crap drains out of my sinuses because they're ... whelp ... my sinuses and never get the memo to just drain already, so my throat is irritated from the slow, steady drain. That's what created the cough. It's a sign I'm actually better, not sick.

But, it's not about you. It's about other people.

You can't know whether you are infected with this virus or not and "it's better to be safe than sorry" with regards to other peoples health. It's about making the effort to protect others, setting an example to others - you may or may not directly benefit specifically - however, your community will and hence so will you.

Poor you - people don't want to be around you because of your cough. Well suck it up. They have valid fears about being around people with coughs.

a reply to: FyreByrd

SHE HAS POST-NASAL DRIP DRAINAGE, not corona.

She was very clear about it. For christ's sake, my husband has that in the spring himself from the pollens, and I can have it crop up from sinus headaches any time of the year.