I Have a Cough

originally posted by: BrianFlanders
That's another reason I don't want to be around people who don't know me. I have had a chronic cough for many years due to smoking. Nobody pays any attention to it in normal times but with all this crap going on people will think I'm contagious. LOL

I know that one.

There was the grandparent of one of the girls at testing who is a heavy smoker, and she coughs. She's in that boat now too.

a reply to: FyreByrd

Thing is though that I'm not actually sick. I'm over the cold I had. I stayed home during that part.

This is the part where all the crap drains out of my sinuses because they're ... whelp ... my sinuses and never get the memo to just drain already, so my throat is irritated from the slow, steady drain. That's what created the cough. It's a sign I'm actually better, not sick.

a reply to: ketsuko

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: ketsuko

I have puss running from my eyes and an odd craving for human brains. My coordination also seems to be off and I'm shambling around a bit.

So you're saying you're upper management.

What's your point?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you're saying you're upper management.

What's your point?

The only point I have is on the end of the sharp stick I'm about to jam in your eye.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
So you're saying you're upper management.

What's your point?

The only point I have is on the end of the sharp stick I'm about to jam in your eye.

That is so weird.

My wife said the same thing on our wedding night.

Darling? Is that you?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Tee-hee, yes.

Now put away your socks!!!!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Tee-hee, yes.

Now put away your socks!!!!

I'll put away all my socks except for the one with oranges in it.

I have to attack people who cough in public.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oooo, that's brave. You might get inside an infected's effective radius of attack doing that.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oooo, that's brave. You might get inside an infected's effective radius of attack doing that.

Have you seen the pit he lives in in Aug's basement? o.O

I have, it's just....ew. I think he's immune to everything now.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'll put away all my socks except for the one with oranges in it.

I have to attack people who cough in public.

...and the gimp you have downstairs.

a reply to: Nyiah

The basement has been scotch-guarded.

Meaning I've had so much scotch that I don't care now.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'll put away all my socks except for the one with oranges in it.

I have to attack people who cough in public.

...and the gimp you have downstairs.

Gunther prefers the term, "Intern".

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oooo, that's brave. You might get inside an infected's effective radius of attack doing that.

I'm scotch-guarded.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I don't think scotch cuts it against Corona though. I think you need to upgrade to this to be sure.



That corona ... it's tenacious on surfaces.

a reply to: ketsuko

The Covid-19 virus won't affect me, I have toilet paper.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

The Covid-19 virus won't affect me, I have toilet paper.

"It rubs the toilet paper on its skin or else it gets the cough again ..."

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Gunther prefers the term, "Intern".

Gunther usually ends up 'interred'.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: ketsuko

The Covid-19 virus won't affect me, I have toilet paper.

"It rubs the toilet paper on its skin or else it gets the cough again ..."

We WANT him to get the hose again, SOB needs a bath like you wouldn't believe.

As for the rubbing of things, he just needs to rub the soap on, or he gets Aug's cattle prod again.

a reply to: Nyiah

Why am I picturing something paper mached in sodden toilet paper now ...