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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

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posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...they're Chinese...so they likely don't read English.


Kind of like my next interview subject.


Oh, no he dinnit!!!!!


I once used chop sticks at a restaurant (thought they were large tooth picks but what ever) so I think I could translate if there are any issues.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 09:25 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just glad they aren't going to flood the site with ads and instead focus on real content, like Liberty Mutual itemizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

If you don't believe me, call for a quick quote at 1-800-290-7933.


Softball with AugustusMasonicus, brought to you by Clorox.


I dated Clorox in college for a bit.

She was nice.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 10:35 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...they're Chinese...so they likely don't read English.


Kind of like my next interview subject.


Oh, no he dinnit!!!!!


I once used chop sticks at a restaurant (thought they were large tooth picks but what ever)


You forgot that 'ALL U CAN EAT' Chinese Buffet...where the management would only give you ONE chop stick.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 11:31 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just glad they aren't going to flood the site with ads and instead focus on real content, like Liberty Mutual itemizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

If you don't believe me, call for a quick quote at 1-800-290-7933.


Softball with AugustusMasonicus, brought to you by Clorox.


An improvement over the old 'Stop Toe Fungus' Ads.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 01:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
You forgot that 'ALL U CAN EAT' Chinese Buffet...where the management would only give you ONE chop stick.


"All you can eat no mean stay all day and eat, fat man!"



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 01:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You forgot that 'ALL U CAN EAT' Chinese Buffet...where the management would only give you ONE chop stick.


"All you can eat no mean stay all day and eat, fat man!"


Being banned from The Golden Dragon was the saddest day of my life.




posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
You forgot that 'ALL U CAN EAT' Chinese Buffet...where the management would only give you ONE chop stick.


"All you can eat no mean stay all day and eat, fat man!"


Being banned from The Golden Dragon was the saddest day of my life.



Their Bat Soup was to die for.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:35 PM
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I once used chop sticks at a restaurant (thought they were large tooth picks but what ever) so I think I could translate if there are any issues.


Watching non chopstick users try to use chopsticks is beyond hilarious. My mom eats ice cream with her chop sticks!

I know it's funny the stereotypes about Chinese Restaurants but having worked at one when I was younger I can shed some light on another side of it.

I worked at a Chinese restaurant when I was in college. I can tell you without hesitation it was one of the most fair, caring, generous employers I've ever had. They wanted to make sure we all finished school. They would work around any school schedule we had.
They expected us to give 110% but we were always compensated for it. I have worked all different kinds of places in my career, and many cushy jobs, but none of them had the same feeling as that place. They also fed us all very well. We did not eat what the customers ate, we ate much much better!! What I would pay to have the owners soup one last time...It was some kind of very light curry soup (I really don't like curry) and it was the best soup I have ever tasted in my life. Nothing since has ever held a candle to it. and no, it was not bat soup!


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posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:43 PM
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Favorite place was a Chinese restaurant I used to take my boys to all the time after their mom passed.
The owners treated us like family...and we'd go there for every birthday and celebration.

They were open for lunch and dinner...and I remember going by the place in the afternoon (after lunchtime)...and could see through the windows that all the employees were sleeping on the booths and floor resting up for the dinner period.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:50 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I remember one Christmas, after the Bumpus' dogs ate the turkey, we went out for Chinese duck and let the waiters serenade us with carols.




edit on 27-3-2021 by AugustusMasonicus because: Networkdude has no beer



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:53 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I remember one Christmas, after the Bumpus' dogs ate the turkey, we went out for Chinese duck and let the waiters serenade us with carols.




F@#K!& BUMPUSES'!
Their kid, Kevin is the WORST!



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:56 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Awww, grinch, tis the season to be jorry.



posted on Mar, 27 2021 @ 02:57 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Awww, grinch, tis the season to be jorry.


...FA RA RA-RA RA...



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 09:41 AM
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So...NOT happening THIS Sunday?

The work ethic here is abysmal.



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
So...NOT happening THIS Sunday?

The work ethic here is abysmal.


Since it went unionized it's all gone downhill.

I blame the Taft Administration.



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I blame Canada. Congress should declare war immediately.



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I blame Canada. Congress should declare war immediately.


Kevin is Canadian.

Just sayin'



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 11:00 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I blame Canada. Congress should declare war immediately.


Kevin is Canadian.

Just sayin'


Nuke Canada from space!

...it's the only way to be sure.



posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I blame Canada. Congress should declare war immediately.


Kevin is Canadian.

Just sayin'


Nuke Canada from space!

...it's the only way to be sure.


Word is, Kevin owns ATS now.

We're all doomed.




posted on Mar, 28 2021 @ 11:14 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: DBCowboy

I blame Canada. Congress should declare war immediately.


Kevin is Canadian.

Just sayin'


Nuke Canada from space!

...it's the only way to be sure.


Word is, Kevin owns ATS now.

We're all doomed.



Probably why we haven't heard anything yet.

I'm with TAT. Kill it with fire.



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