Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season III

a reply to: JAGStorm

a reply to: AutomateThis1

Well then... time to get your wisdom teeth pulled!!!

www.wmbfnews.com...

According to the complaint, on Jan. 11, 2019, “Doe” went to Wilmington Oral Surgery to have her wisdom teeth pulled. An IV line was inserted into her arm once Hasson entered the room to perform the procedure. Note: “Doe’s" actual identity was withheld from court documents to protect her identity.

“In the time between the insertion of the IV and when the sedation was in full effect, Hasson grabbed Doe’s hand and in his own, and with the nurse in the room paying no attention to Doe, thereupon proceeded to rub Doe’s hand against his groin area, saying to Doe ‘you’re going to feel real good in a second,’” the complaint states.

I want to know what in the h-e-double hockey sticks was that nurse doing that she didn't know what was going on!

originally posted by: JAGStorm
I want to know what in the h-e-double hockey sticks was that nurse doing that she didn't know what was going on!

Sudoku.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I was gona say it was an obvious 3some but sudoku seems more realistic.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JAGStorm
I want to know what in the h-e-double hockey sticks was that nurse doing that she didn't know what was going on!

Sudoku.

Sudoku was my stripper name when I was an anime character.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

I sure hope my wife doesn't know I'm posting here...she just thinks I'm looking at porn.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder how she would feel if she knew about
"fans" writing stories about you online? I am working
on another 3 Idiot story.I have finished the rough draft
but haven't touched it lately.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

DB directly responds to Augie's comments constantly on here, what are you talking about?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder how she would feel if she knew about
"fans" writing stories about you online? I am working
on another 3 Idiot story.I have finished the rough draft
but haven't touched it lately.

Can't wait to read it, Mama.
May I suggest adding more episodes of DB farting?

a reply to: IAMTAT

The only thing I will tell you about the new story
is,you 3 go on trial.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

I wonder how she would feel if she knew about
"fans" writing stories about you online? I am working
on another 3 Idiot story.I have finished the rough draft
but haven't touched it lately.

Can't wait to read it, Mama.
May I suggest adding more episodes of DB farting?

And tonight. . .on Masterpiece Theatre. . . .

originally posted by: mamabeth
I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

Of course not. How can you use the internet when you're buried in the back yard?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

Of course not. How can you use the internet when you're buried in the back yard?

Duh....

Wife-fi.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I have to ask this...does your wife know what you post here?

Of course not. How can you use the internet when you're buried in the back yard?

All wives are servers.

a reply to: IAMTAT

a reply to: DBCowboy

I wonder if our new overlords will approve of this thread. I'm hoping not.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

a reply to: DBCowboy

I wonder if our new overlords will approve of this thread. I'm hoping not.

Well...they're Chinese...so they likely don't read English.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

a reply to: DBCowboy

I wonder if our new overlords will approve of this thread. I'm hoping not.

I'm just glad they aren't going to flood the site with ads and instead focus on real content, like Liberty Mutual itemizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

If you don't believe me, call for a quick quote at 1-800-290-7933.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well...they're Chinese...so they likely don't read English.

Kind of like my next interview subject.


Oh, no he dinnit!!!!!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just glad they aren't going to flood the site with ads and instead focus on real content, like Liberty Mutual itemizing your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

If you don't believe me, call for a quick quote at 1-800-290-7933.

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