Witches ‘Spell’ President Trump In Pre-Halloween Showdown

originally posted by: odzeandennz
witches casting a spell is no less mental than Christians casting prayers .

all mumbo jumbo

I'm an atheist myself and understand what you're saying but....

People using mumbo jumbo to wish somebody harm is definitely more mental than somebody using mumbo jumbo for good thoughts.

The effect will be no different but the negative mindset is disturbing.

As for me and my house,we serve the Lord! Any witch trying to cast
any spell on Trump will be met with resistance.
Heavenly Father,we come to you and ask for your protection of our
president,our country and her citizens against the powers of darkness.
We ask these things in Yeshua/Jesus name,amen!

a reply to: Klassified

I say we ask the States for their driving records and then we deport them all back to Witchland from whence they came.

a reply to: dfnj2015

RE: "gangs of witches on the left"

It is a little known fact the every member of the Democratic party is also a registered Wiccan and worships Satan

There's a Wiccan registry?

Always some fresh gerrymandering hell for the right to deal with

This is why the Republican party is the sole party of God and why when Republicans speak not only are they always "right" but Republicans speak the absolute truth given to them by God Himself!

Then why all the trials and tribulations?

Seems like Jesus should just do you guys a solid, get his butt down here and make Donny king

originally posted by: mamabeth
As for me and my house,we serve the Lord!

How is He prepared?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
As for me and my house,we serve the Lord!

How is He prepared?

Trump is a man of the Lord.

He does God's work everyday.

Surely, he's invincible to witches.

a reply to: CriticalStinker

I do recall him saying his favorite book is the Bible and people actually fell for it.

Not good to put spell on the innocent, or one who is anointed.

a reply to: Stormdancer777

So the witches are okay with what they did then?

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
As for me and my house,we serve the Lord!

How is He prepared?

Trump is a man of the Lord.

He does God's work everyday.

Surely, he's invincible to witches.

Trump IS God's work...and most witches I've known are their own worst enemy.

If Senator Sanders became a member of the Wiccan community. . .

Would he be known as, "Bern The Witch"?


Sorry.

I'll leave again.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.

I know a guy who practices voodoo.

He gets a new fleshlight doll each time we get a different president.

ha ha ha ha
there's a place downtown called voodoo doughnuts. he could do the ritual there. no one would even blink an eye.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If Senator Sanders became a member of the Wiccan community. . .

Would he be known as, "Bern The Witch"?


Sorry.

I'll leave again.

...or Bernie Sandwitch.

…nevermind...

a reply to: Klassified

the little bit I understood of magick was that if you use it for bad purposes, it tends to come back on you. I hope they do happy spells. But it's sad that there is so much hate that people think they need to turn Trump into a newt. (he will get better)

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Klassified

the little bit I understood of magick was that if you use it for bad purposes, it tends to come back on you. I hope they do happy spells. But it's sad that there is so much hate that people think they need to turn Trump into a newt. (he will get better)

Newt Gingrich.

Just sayin'


Okay, I'm out of here.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: CriticalStinker

I do recall him saying his favorite book is the Bible and people actually fell for it.

His ex wife said he kept it by the bed and read it often.

Pretty sure that's the one at least.


(if anyone cares to look too far into that one, I'm mostly joking... It's Friday)

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
His ex wife said he kept it by the bed and read it often.

Which ex? Try to narrow it down a bit for me.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
His ex wife said he kept it by the bed and read it often.

Which ex? Try to narrow it down a bit for me.

Ivana, but it was hearsay either way.

I took the comment with a grain of salt... Still funny though when the opportunity comes to pepper in the joke.

originally posted by: network dude
a reply to: Klassified

the little bit I understood of magick was that if you use it for bad purposes, it tends to come back on you. I hope they do happy spells. But it's sad that there is so much hate that people think they need to turn Trump into a newt. (he will get better)

I guess "bad purposes" is subjective, as it is for most religions.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
As for me and my house,we serve the Lord!

How is He prepared?

Trump is a man of the Lord.

He does God's work everyday.

Surely, he's invincible to witches.

Trump IS God's work...and most witches I've known are their own worst enemy.

I say Trump should go on an evangelical tour. Baptize some heathens. Plus, it would make some good new episodes of South Park, or put em' out, I'm unsure of the impact it would have.