Witches ‘Spell’ President Trump In Pre-Halloween Showdown

Thousands of self-declared ‘ witches’ will cast a unified ‘ spell’ on POTUS Donald Trump this weekend and “yes” this news piece is a work of non-fiction and not a joke.

Yes, the forces of good and evil are at it again. I'll leave it to ATS to decide WHICH side is WITCH.

...according to Extra Newsfeed , on October 25th at 11:59 PM thousands of “witches” believing they have the powers to contradict science, will perform a “binding ritual” on the U.S. President.

Put it on your appointment calendar. In the America's, tonight's the night. No word on whether Hillary will lead the ritual herself, or if AOC will assist in unleashing the hounds of hell on the Orange man.

As a 2016 Politico.com article said that as “germaphobe” Trump said the act of shaking hands is a “curse” of American society. Thus, he too, just like the witches, must believe in curses, so he might be uneasy this weekend and can expect a higher than normal scorecard.

Oh no's...if you believe in the curse, you give it power. But never fear, the other witches shall save the day...

However, on the right there are similar activists who in a recent report on ConservativeFighters.org said renowned Catholic exorcist , Gary Thomas, held masses to counteract the group of witches earlier attempts to “ hex” the success of the now Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Brett Kavanaugh.

But seriously folks...

With gangs of witches on the left attacking the president with spells and exorcists on the right holding ancient rituals to defend, I bet you some of the US’s 500,000 homeless people would love a witch to turn a newspaper into a sandwich, or for an exorcist to rid them of their demons.

...we live in the 21rst century, not the middle ages. Source

Happy All Hollows 2019.

Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.

a reply to: Klassified

Hocus Pocus Potus 😈📣👻

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Those people are a touch over sensitive.

The Rule of Three (also Three-fold Law or Law of Return) is a religious tenet held by some Wiccans/Pagans and occultists. It states that whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times.

Well there are rules for everything. I'm pretty sure this is a common one among "Witches".

a reply to: Klassified

According to the article, they're casting a "binding ritual" on the president. Now, when it comes to this stuff there are binding spells and banishment spells. If they want rid of Trump, why are they casting a binding spell??

Doesn't matter your belief regarding the subject matter, it just seems odd they're binding rather than banishing. XD Do witches now support Trump?? lol

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.

I know a guy who practices voodoo.

He gets a new fleshlight doll each time we get a different president.

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things

Why just witchcraft and curses? Why not religious prayer groups against leaders too. Isn't it just another form of cursing?

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.

Subjectively speaking, of course.

originally posted by: Necrobile
According to the article, they're casting a "binding ritual" on the president. Now, when it comes to this stuff there are binding spells and banishment spells. If they want rid of Trump, why are they casting a binding spell??

Doesn't matter your belief regarding the subject matter, it just seems odd they're binding rather than banishing. XD Do witches now support Trump?? lol

They should cast a spell that makes him say stupid stuff on Twitter and to get pushed around by the President of Turkey.

originally posted by: Klassified
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things

Why just witchcraft and curses? Why not religious prayer groups against leaders too. Isn't it just another form of cursing?

Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke or make believe.

Subjectively speaking, of course.

Religious prayer groups don't conduct prayers against others. They pray FOR them.

I suppose a very wicked person or group would consider anyone praying for them to be made non wicked would be an attack on them though, because they choose evil over good.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Necrobile
According to the article, they're casting a "binding ritual" on the president. Now, when it comes to this stuff there are binding spells and banishment spells. If they want rid of Trump, why are they casting a binding spell??

Doesn't matter your belief regarding the subject matter, it just seems odd they're binding rather than banishing. XD Do witches now support Trump?? lol

They should cast a spell that makes him say stupid stuff on Twitter and to get pushed around by the President of Turkey.

Every time someone says President of Turkey I think of my dad.

F###ing nazi won't let anyone else carve year in and year out. Dude can be loaded on smores shnapps, and we're all like "dude, you shouldn't be using that electric knife". I'm so tired of getting tendons in my turkey.

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Witchcraft and hexes are not a joke

However people who believe in them, are.

Hehe.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
I'm so tired of getting tendons in my turkey.

I have a tad bit of expereince carving things up.

When I'm done hexing the President with this spell Baphomet just gave me I'll swing by and give you a lesion...er, I mean lesson.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed
Some countries have outlawed witchcraft and curses against it's leaders and will give the death penalty for anyone caught doing such things.

Those people are a touch over sensitive.

And rightfully frightened. Its dangerous to do spells that cause harm. It has to be done delicately lol.

a reply to: Klassified

RE: "gangs of witches on the left"

It is a little known fact the every member of the Democratic party is also a registered Wiccan and worships Satan. This is why the Republican party is the sole party of God and why when Republicans speak not only are they always "right" but Republicans speak the absolute truth given to them by God Himself!

originally posted by: Sillyolme
It has to be done delicately lol.

Nah, I'm all for the summoning of Satan to do my bidding. Why screw around.

If they're casting a spell to do some damage, why not cast a good one, like fireball or magic missile?!

Maybe they don't have any wizards in their party.