Milkshake Poll, NWO Style

Thank you quango...cause I like strawberry

* ahem... George... errrrr... big fella... ummmm..... I think we misunderestimated some of the public, George.... errrrr... there's a few folks that are into some strawberry blonde thing.... errrrr.... sounds like some residual Clinton memories....

George.... can we trot out that "Restore dignity to the Whitehouse" thing again for a while, please?"

...oh... that's right.... we can't. Hmmmm. *


ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to unforseen circumstances, vote counting has had to be stopped in the new Official Milkshake Poll.

We declare Caramel Malted to be the Official Flavor, by an overwhelming majority of 2, and so institute it.

Voting will resume following an official enquiry into milkshake intelligence, to be managed under the auspices of Mr Cheney.

* ahem... George... errrrr... big fella... ummmm..... I think we misunderestimated some of the public, George.... errrrr... there's a few folks that are into some strawberry blonde thing.... errrrr.... sounds like some residual Clinton memories....

George.... can we trot out that "Restore dignity to the Whitehouse" thing again for a while, please?"

...oh... that's right.... we can't. Hmmmm. *


ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to unforseen circumstances, vote counting has had to be stopped in the new Official Milkshake Poll.

We declare Caramel Malted to be the Official Flavor, by an overwhelming majority of 2, and so institute it.

Voting will resume following an official enquiry into milkshake intelligence, to be managed under the auspices of Mr Cheney.

* ahem... George... errrrr... big fella... ummmm..... I think we misunderestimated some of the public, George.... errrrr... there's a few folks that are into some strawberry blonde thing.... errrrr.... sounds like some residual Clinton memories....

George.... can we trot out that "Restore dignity to the Whitehouse" thing again for a while, please?"

...oh... that's right.... we can't. Hmmmm. *


ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to unforseen circumstances, vote counting has had to be stopped in the new Official Milkshake Poll.

We declare Caramel Malted to be the Official Flavor, by an overwhelming majority of 2, and so institute it.

Voting will resume following an official enquiry into milkshake intelligence, to be managed under the auspices of Mr Cheney.


* anyone who thinks I meant to post this three times, please go to the back of the queue *

[Edited on 9-7-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

LOL! No conspiracy here folks..move on

*milkshakes Bahh* where is the conspiracy in that?

meanwhile on a conspiracy site somewhere...


...n how c00d caramel have 1? Nobody I know voted 4 caramel. All my d00ds voted 4 nilla or chocol8.
+, C how They put Cheney in charge of the op?
Every1 knows that he has major stock in 1 of the giant caramel corp...
Cheney=major Player in the MilkshakeIndustrialComplX.
Can you say NU World Flavor??

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One day, no one will remember that bananas grew on trees - Magila Jefferson



[Edited on 9-7-2003 by quango]

What happend to my strawberry vote???

Did the chicken get it?

quango's dossier thickening:

"subversive"
"contributes to conspiracy sites"
"knows names of officials heading enquiries"

Actions:

1. IRS visit.
2. Send 20 spurious traffic fines.
3. Wire tap.
4. *****

A$$croft
07/08

Found this on whatsreallyshaken.com :

...including several instances where votes disappeared entirely. I'm sorry, but given it's popularity as a chap stick, I find it very hard to believe that no votes for strawberry were even counted according to the Administration. To believe their figures, one must assume that America no longer likes fruit of any sort or cookie dough...

here's the LINK

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The end began when we gave them low fat, it was only a matter of time before they took the whole shake -- Mitchell "Fonz" Thompson

Well, that explains where my vote went.

I feel bad for suspecting the chicken...

I hope he can forgive me

From Electoral Commission to Ms Valhall

Dear Ms Valhall

Concerning your recent query regarding the outcome of your vote in the Official Milkshake Poll:

We regret to inform you that your vote was voided, as it was not for an approved candidate. All candidates were advised in full of the election requirements. Those candidates who failed to meet in full said requirements, were not eligible to receive votes.

We are happy to share our free country with diverse peoples. We are fortunate to live in a democracy, where elections are conducted responsibly, and where, as demonstrated by this letter, citizens can be comfortable in the fact that any queries or concerns that they may have are responded to in full.

We look forward to enjoying Caramel Malted with you, as your flavor of choice, as supported by all Americans.

Sincerely

A$$croft
NWO/PNAC

Well, then can I have the chicken!

but I can't drink milk! what do I do now! (and for the record, those soy milk replacement products taste like misery)

T.I.A. Dossier 142G-768509-32901
Guantanamo Bay

Suspect: Valhall

Issues:

1. Originally approached after proposing Chicken Milkshake flavour. Resisted arrest. Unable to be contained by straitjacket.

2. Sedated.

3. Cell # 47 (recently vacated).

By order of A$$croft
September 2003

Originally posted by Valhall
I feel bad for suspecting the chicken...

Ingredients 9:13 And the Great Beast will sow dissension in their ranks; son will turn on father, sibyl on chicken 9:14 and the dairys will dry up and the flavors of old will vanish.

Eats 2:1 The Beast will be brown and gooey and marked by the process of malting 2:2 And the people will turn away from the shake and exclaim 2:3 O, This shake is an abomination; there will be much gnashing of teeth and pounding of spoons uppon countertops

Hank 4:15 Believe in me, and through me know the flavors of the old days 4:16 rejoice in the wonderment of variety and quench the roaring of thy bellies 4:17 For thou art all served, by me.


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Excuse me??

LOL

Hi everyone sorry I was basting my legs.

So whats the tally at?

quango's dossier 'fattening' nicely

* collates and broadcasts Communist propaganda
* misquotes The Holy Book...

A$$croft
07/08

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
T.I.A. Dossier 142G-768509-32901
Guantanamo Bay

Suspect: Valhall

Issues:

1. Originally approached after proposing Chicken Milkshake flavour. Resisted arrest. Unable to be contained by straitjacket.

2. Sedated.

3. Cell # 47 (recently vacated).

By order of A$$croft
September 2003

This is my only chance. People listen to me. I cannot reveal my true identity but I have to let you know the

TRUTH!!!!

The information posted above is

FALSE!!!!

Don't buy into this hideous lie about your fellow citizen Valhall. She was a good person. She only had different taste! She wouldn't relinquish her beliefs! Leave m..her alone!!!

She didn't want a chicken shake! I wanted the

CHICKEN!!!!

I mean SHE wanted the chicken!!!

What was that!??!?! I'll be back!

[Edited on 9-7-2003 by Valhall]

"Errrr..... George.... are you sure we snuck that new ECT And Frontal Lobotomy On Detainees Bill through last week? Is it all A-OK? I need the thumbs up for Cell # 47."

A$$croft

Indeed, we know that the true believer only craves hot fudge sundaes with lots of hot fudge and no other toppings (with a Diet Pepsi). Those who consume strawberry, chocolate, and vanilla milk shakes do fall under Grace, but the true dedicated believer only consumes hot fudge sundaes (with Diet Pepsi) as proscribed in the Law of the ancient Dairy. Be warned!!! - The consumption of Caramel Malted milkshakes is the Mark of the Beast.