Milkshake Poll, NWO Style

I, MaskedAvatar, have lawfully assumed control of all milkshake opinion.

All previous unlawful Milkshake Polls are hereby declared null and void.

I invite you to participate in this new Milkshake Poll, which more accurately represents the diversity of opinion, and which will provide for more accurate and sustainable results.

And may God preserve our milk.

HEY I HATE CARAMEL!!!


FLYING REPTOID

NWO says you like caramel.

Have some more...

I love caramel sir!

NWO hereby proclaims MarkusOrrealus a worthy US citizen!

Signed

A$$croft

yeah, um, do you guys serve peanut butter milkshakes here??

those are good.

yummy.

Dossier created on quango.

A$$croft
07/08
for NWO

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Dossier created on quango.

Ok! ok! caramel walnut is fine.


MALTED!
Malted, I mean! Caramel Malted!

I think I will have to stick with my vanilla.

regards
seekerof

quango

Do be sure to add your vote on the way out, won't you.

Dossier noted

A$$croft
07/08

I think I will have to stick with my vanilla.

regards
seekerof

* Consults long dossier held at ATS *

Noted: 'Harmless. Enjoys insipid white middle class milkshakes. Move to caramel desensitization program. Won't know caramel from vanilla in three days. Heh heh.'

A$$croft
07/08

This poll is the funniest. But I'm still going to stick to the vanilla (where are those Moderator powers when you need them?).

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I think I will have to stick with my vanilla.

regards
seekerof

* Consults long dossier held at ATS *

Noted: 'Harmless. Enjoys insipid white middle class milkshakes. Move to caramel desensitization program. Won't know caramel from vanilla in three days. Heh heh.'

A$$croft
07/08

regards
seekerof

CammoDude: "This poll is the funniest. But I'm still going to stick to the vanilla"

Notes general file: "Residual traces of vanilla preference still in evidence in isolated pockets. Caution: isolate small protests away from any areas of public visibility".

A$$croft
07/08

I'm sorry...

what did MarkosOrrealus vote for??? I couldn't tell, I was looking at the chicken...

Mr Orrealus voted in the appropriate way, and was rewarded with a Good Citizen's Certificate.

What is your opinion, Valhall?

A$$croft
07/08

Revolt!!



Guess I'm the first to die....

Oh, yes sir, pardon me...

Strawberry, please.

Does vanilla with a *splash* of caramel count? Anyway, that would be my favorite and only choice if ever I have one..Yeah, I'm miss picky
Mag

Brave cammo - you will not have died in vain!

(shaking head - awake for the first time)

I.. I won't do it!

You may take our lives.

You may take our milkshakes.

But you can never take my FREEDOM!!

The recipes are still out there - we will never stop fighting! You may have the cows, and all the milk and the bendy straws and even the extra long spoons that reach all the way to the bottom of the glass, but you can never stop our hunger.
Whereever there's a kid, hankerin' for a strawberry shake - we'll be there.
Whenever some young couple is out on a date, sharing a single chocolate shake w/ two straws we'll be there.
One day, when you least expect it - when you get overconfident and bloated and bad teeth from your caramel malts - then we will strike.
We will fight and we will die and one day.. one day.. there will once again be happiness and freedom and all the diners and sodastands and ice cream parlors of the world will be united and as the vestiges of your evil one-shake empire come crashing to the ground before your very eyes, we will show our faces and you will know us by the choclate chip mint running down our chin and you will be afraid - for you will see the evil of your ways, and you will beg us for just one little taste of mocha slide..
And you will remember the wonder of flavor one last time before you surrender fully to a new life of prison..

muhahah