WHY??? Why do people do this???

You know, in today's day and age we have these things called "smoothies".

They can actually be really good!!!'

But WHY, Gawd, WHY...do people feel compelled to put the nastiest stuff on Earth into a 'smoothie'??????? It's just endless!!!!!

All these smoothie places have every option but something GOOD!!

Take for example, Jamba Juice...they do smoothies, right? But every single one of them has some nasty ingredient like some weed you pull from the ditch! You can get a Banana and strawberry smoothie...but it has KALE, and some other invasive WEED from my ditch that I spray repeatedly with 2-4-D to KILL!!

You can get the "ultimate' with berries, nanners, sugar...and then you get some S# like ground horse manure with a tincture of hyena pee. WTF???

And then there's KALE...everyone on the planet is trying to push KALE down your gullet! That S# was garnish on a plate, back when i was cooking. You didn't actually EAT that CRAP!! It was friggin' GARNISH! Now you can't get anything without it!

Even my friggin doctor tells me to eat KALE! Screw that S#, I'll eat Canadian blue THISTLE, thorns and all, before I'll eat that crap!

KALE is a conspiracy! It really is. Not even horses will eat that crap, and if a horse doesn't eat it...then I'm damn sure not going to eat it!! My cows won't eat that crap either.

My wife started to mix a smoothie tonight..."LOOK...it's got KALE too...it's good for you...isn't it great???"

F# that!! .....I went out and changed the oil in my tractor!

Hey, KALE SUCKS!!!

I dare one person here to tell me...they actually "like" KALE...just ONE!!!

Our chickens love kale... of course, they do eat with their peckers...

a reply to: madmac5150

Chickens???

They'll eat any damn thing!! Anything!!

I love Kale. It's cooked will ham like collards or mustard greens, way down south.

It's like lawn grass when it's raw though. Like other greens, you have to cook it a looong time.

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: madmac5150

Chickens???

They'll eat any damn thing!! Anything!!

They will. Fun fact, it takes 32 chickens 3 hours to completely devour a human body.

I....uh....saw it on a discovery channel show.

a reply to: DukeMisterio

BullS#!...ahem...I can cook an old SHOE for a long time and it will be good too...eventually. A little butter, salt and pepper with some garlic....YUMMY!!

I like mustard greens. I am not at all fond of kale.

a reply to: MisterSpock

Didn't any tell you this is not the place to promote your new YouTube channel series on how to commit the perfect murder? Maybe you need more kale ...

originally posted by: ketsuko
I like mustard greens. I am not at all fond of kale.

Cuz it grows in the ditch and takes over the universe, right?

Mustard greens I can handle, but KALE...get out the weed wacker!!

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: MisterSpock

Didn't any tell you this is not the place to promote your new YouTube channel series on how to commit the perfect murder? Maybe you need more kale ...

Last person that told me to eat more kale got to meet my 32 chickens.....

Err I mean was kindly rebuked and left of their own free will(totally alive). I think they said something about packing all their stuff up and moving across the country too.

Definitely remember them mentioning that.

a reply to: MisterSpock

KALE is the ENEMY!!!

WAR on KALE!!!

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: MisterSpock

KALE is the ENEMY!!!

WAR on KALE!!!

Kale can be good, just like a high quality piece of meat. Just dump a bunch of ketchup on it.

*dodges uppercut*

But...but...but...it has "fiber" in it, and 'fiber' is good for you!

Cardboard boxes, shipping crates and fiberglass have fiber in them too, and they taste a hell of lot better than KALE!!

Sadly, KALE is not flammable...cuz I'd do some BAD stuff to KALE if it was!!

The odds of me ever meeting you IRL are slim....

But the odds that I'll bring some fresh kale if I do are off the charts...

KALE is not food!

It's not!

KALE...is a joke...KALE is that thing in a restaurant where the wait staff would laugh at you if you ate it!!

KALE will grow in the desert, it will grow in a swamp, it will grow in acid soil, it will grow in base soil, KALE doesn't care...and it's a friggin' conspiracy everyone wants you to eat KALE!!

You know why...because they can't get rid of the S##~!!!

Seriously, it's free!!!

If someone ever told me, with a straight face, that they grew KALE as a crop...

...I'd probably have to cut 'em!

You're anti-kale rhetoric seems like borderline alt-right/nazism.

What's next, going door to door and confiscating people kale?

Take a chill pill man.....which ironically has some kale in it to help you digest it.

a reply to: Flyingclaydisk

Do these establishments kidnap and force feed their patrons?

KALE Smoothies!!....all around, for everyone!!

Yummy KALE, folks!! It's got a hint of goat spleens and some legendary hyena pee in it. Drink this stuff and you'll climb Mt. Everest before lunch!!

KALE...Come-n-get it...anyone want some KALE Smoothies????]]

originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
If someone ever told me, with a straight face, that they grew KALE as a crop...

...I'd probably have to cut 'em!

the crops not the person 😂


youre just not a hipster. jamba juice is not your milieu.