Pentagon about Russian super-weapons

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: tommyjo
So explain how they are going to overcome this problem of the ballistic missile subs?

Great leader Putin will remove shirt and wrestle puny American submarines down to bottom of ocean while drinking most excellent Russian vodka and laughing at cries of drowning capitalist dogs.

I will tell Putin that he has such a true fan in the USA as you)))
Can you do anything without his name in your life?)))

originally posted by: RussianTroll

Can you do anything without his name in your life?)))

I can tell you what I cannot do with out him, laugh at that fool.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: RussianTroll

Can you do anything without his name in your life?)))

I can tell you what I cannot do with out him, laugh at that fool.

You are very similar to Ukrainian politicians. They also compete in insults of Putin. But everyone in Russia and Ukraine knows that if only one battalion of the Russian army crosses the Russian-Ukrainian border, then three armies will reach Kiev. And all Ukrainian politicians will meet them with bread and salt, flowers and portraits of Putin.

Salty flower sammiches?

originally posted by: RussianTroll
They also compete in insults of Putin.

Why is it an insult that Putin makes me laugh? I mean, it's not like he's a clown that's here to amuse me, it's the way he tells the story. He's a very funny guy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: dashen


I've had worse things happen.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: RussianTroll
They also compete in insults of Putin.

Why is it an insult that Putin makes me laugh? I mean, it's not like he's a clown that's here to amuse me, it's the way he tells the story. He's a very funny guy.

Thank you for the excellent confirmation of my previous comment. Ukrainian politicians on Russian television talk shows respond in the same way))

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What can I say? He reminds me of Tommy DeVito, they both have SGS.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: RussianTroll


What can I say? He reminds me of Tommy DeVito, they both have SGS.

You already define your adoration of Putin. Is he a scary and brutal alpha male for you and a KGB agent, or a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?)))

originally posted by: RussianTroll
Is he a scary and brutal alpha male for you...

Oh, yeah, totally scary. Like when he scored 10 goals against the hockey team. He could have been an NHL star if he didn't decide to led a non-G10 economy further into the gutter.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: RussianTroll
Is he a scary and brutal alpha male for you...

Oh, yeah, totally scary. Like when he scored 10 goals against the hockey team. He could have been an NHL star if he didn't decide to led a non-G10 economy further into the gutter.

You mention Putin 10 times more often than RT and Sputnik combined. Which of the two of us is a real Russian troll?)))

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You obviously, I'm just a CIA chatbot.

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I think you have status dilushions

like you have something to gain from the elite squabbling among themselves

the only thing you will gain is death

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: RussianTroll


You obviously, I'm just a CIA chatbot.

Is it already in the CIA all-Putin's agents?))

originally posted by: markovian
a reply to: RussianTroll

I think you have status dilushions

like you have something to gain from the elite squabbling among themselves

the only thing you will gain is death

Tell me, can I start to be afraid, or can I wait a little more?)))

Let me give you the correspondence from the Russian social network:



"- I remember how we were taught to make food from an anthill. If you take an anthill with a lot of ants, dry it by the fire, grind, you get something like flour. Add a little water and you can cook like burgers. The taste is unusual - it resembles a smoked fish with lemon. Two chops are enough to be full.

- Who did you study for? On commando?

- Worse. We were trained as pioneers (boy scouts), so we would make a birdhouse from the commando skull".

originally posted by: RussianTroll
Is it already in the CIA all-Putin's agents?))

Yes, Pooty-Poot has a corner office here.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: RussianTroll
Is it already in the CIA all-Putin's agents?))

Yes, Pooty-Poot has a corner office here.

Probably the entire entrance to the office is filled with flowers)))

originally posted by: RussianTroll
Probably the entire entrance to the office is filled with flowers)))

And miniature giraffes because: opulence, he has it.

The site should filter out the ))).