FBI Arrests Man in Connection to Pipe Bombs

So, if someone came up to you one day with 5-million dollars and told you to pull off an event like this...would ya do it?

-Chris

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: theantediluvian

Some reporter you're supposed to be.

It's supposed to say Florida Man in the title. Like this:
FBI arrests Florida Man in connection to Pipe Bombs

r/floridaman

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Lysergic

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Looks like the one sticker is a presidential seal with Donald Trump inset.

How we know this ain't some kind o shaggin' waggon'?

Shaggin' waggons usually are synonymous with consent.

IF the Presidential Seal with Trump superimposed doesn't grant consent IDK what does.

Sure hope this SOB spills out the beans as to how to mail usps packages and not get a Post office date stamp on them...

a reply to: RalagaNarHallas

Remember...

Few fries short of a complete Happy Meal? If, indeed, this is the guy, he's not too bloody bright. Mispelling Florida is the least of his problems...imho.

originally posted by: CADpro
So, if someone came up to you one day with 5-million dollars and told you to pull off an event like this...would ya do it?

I see where you're going with this, but let's be real.



This guy would have done it for a case of Busch Ice.

A Former New Yorker that can't spell and loves stickers, and can't make bombs.

I feel safer already.

originally posted by: notsure1
OMG this seems so convenient.

Police doing their job?

originally posted by: manuelram16
Sure hope this SOB spills out the beans as to how to mail usps packages and not get a Post office date stamp on them...

originally posted by: theantediluvian

originally posted by: shooterbrody
a reply to: Vasa Croe

By "tarping" it are they not bringing MORE attention to the "messages"?

No, by tarping it, they're preserving forensic evidence during transport.

Wow
you are all in on this one eh?

originally posted by: Lysergic

originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: Lysergic

originally posted by: theantediluvian
Looks like the one sticker is a presidential seal with Donald Trump inset.

How we know this ain't some kind o shaggin' waggon'?

Shaggin' waggons usually are synonymous with consent.

IF the Presidential Seal with Trump superimposed doesn't grant consent IDK what does.

Something along the lines of whatever candy Bill Cosby hands out.

a reply to: CADpro

Nope. Would you?

I can be bought, but I ain't cheap. That's cheap for something like this, where you stand a good chance of not making your arraignment hearing, much less trial.

originally posted by: manuelram16
Sure hope this SOB spills out the beans as to how to mail usps packages and not get a Post office date stamp on them...

AG Jeff Sessions is holding a 2:30pm (Eastern) news conference to lay it all out for us.

If this turns out to be the guy, and it looks like it will, I sure hope he has takenhis last breath as a free man.

Gitmo might even be appropriate in this case.

a reply to: caterpillage

Ya..crazy, f'd up people sometimes make no sense.

I bet this causes all the Trump supporters to vote democrat in the coming election.


YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

originally posted by: Lysergic
I bet this causes all the Trump supporters to vote democrat in the coming election.


YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Hell would have to freeze over.

originally posted by: Lysergic
Dude if they find the Dongald in that van.



I might die.


I searched for Dongald on Amazon and nada...I was then sad.














Of laughter.