You are too fat. . . fatty fat fat

originally posted by: mamabeth
Be careful about the extra pepperoni it can make the pizza greasy.

His blood type is Crisco, why should we be concerned?

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Yeah, I know it's the fat. I am just not sure exactly how to replace it with other fats. I'm guessing the fruitcake either used lard or suet, suet most likely since my ancestors came from England on that side. But as for how to trade out the Crisco for suet and what steps I would need to take to mix the suet in water to rehydrate the currants and raisins (which I am guessing were sultanas once upon a time) ... that's anybody's guess.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Be careful about the extra pepperoni it can make the pizza greasy.

Grease is just nature's way of saying, "Hello. Let me help you poop."

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Be careful about the extra pepperoni it can make the pizza greasy.

Grease is just nature's way of saying, "Hello. Let me help you poop."

Oh, I thought it was nature's way of saying, "Oh you poor, cold dear. Here let me help you create a natural winter coat out of padding you make yourself!"

a reply to: ketsuko

Well that too, but mostly the poop thing.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Grease is what makes em float.

originally posted by: CADpro
a reply to: DBCowboy

Grease is what makes em float.

Yeah and isn't that illegal in California because then you waste water trying to flush?

I've wondered....

for winter hibernation, black bears eat berries, vegetation and fish to bulk up.

but the Dr. says to eat more fruits, veggies & fish to lose weight.

originally posted by: Jusvistn
I've wondered....

for winter hibernation, black bears eat berries, vegetation and fish to bulk up.

but the Dr. says to eat more fruits, veggies & fish to lose weight.

They do, but they're still looking for the highest fat foods when they're eating. For example, grizzlies will catch a salmon and only eat the brain, skin, and eggs before going back for another because those are the parts with the highest fat and when the fish are running and easy to get, they can afford to pick out the best bits and leave the rest.

a reply to: ketsuko

In CA, they don't use toilets like we do; they just pop em out on the street & sidewalks.

a reply to: ketsuko

Yea, I know. I was funning..

a reply to: mamabeth

How fair would that be genetically? Some people have skinny DNA and some have fat DNA handed down to them.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You will see the left, even in the U.S., claim how good this is and how it will solve many problems... The left LOVE authoritarian governments.

originally posted by: thepixelpusher
a reply to: mamabeth

How fair would that be genetically? Some people have skinny DNA and some have fat DNA handed down to them.

Where are all the people with 'fat DNA' in sustained famine conditions? Strange how everybody seems to lose weight when there is no food around, is it just a western world thing with this 'fat DNA' perhaps?
It seems crazy that western people defy laws of physics and biology, getting fat when they take in less energy than they use.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Would it be crazy if we got taxed by the size of our waistline?

In Asian countries like Korea or Japan? I think you can get fined for being beyond a height to weight ratio due to over eating or a "fat" law.


Honestly I think self health should be governmentally mandatory for those under 40. The age choice being because I wouldn't want my mom at her age doing jumping jacks without a doctor saying it won't kill her.

I think so because honestly, unhealthy habits like sedentary induction are the sole reason of so many health problems.

Plus if it were Government Required we could apply for assistance.

Yes through this authoritarian legislation, we could receive Free Gym memberships as "LayZBoy welfare"!

We would become more socialist sure, but we would look damn fit and sexy while at it!

Why you think Russian women are so hot? Because communist appeal doesn't come without good and consistent effort to maintain appearances!

Seriously though I grew up on the chubby side in my earlier years due to liking the flavor of food more than I was hungry for it.
And my aversion as a youngster to hard physical labor, and ignorance of it's rewards and value.

But if you tell me my order of an extra supreme taco Bell burrito is above legal calorie limits, my next question is gonna be how many calories you think a chest full of birdshot is!

Haha jk. But seriously don't limit my order of tacos, it could end bad for all involved.

originally posted by: AutisticEvo
But if you tell me my order of an extra supreme taco Bell burrito is above legal calorie limits, my next question is gonna be how many calories you think a chest full of birdshot is!

Do you Americans ever fight like men? All I ever see on ATS is 'I'll grab me gun' if there is conflict. Seems lame to me, I prefer fist fights, the British way.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Would it be crazy if we got taxed by the size of our waistline?

No it wouldnt. They would tax air if they could.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

Maybe a famine should hit the UK then? is that what you are really championing!? Fat people would last slightly longer in a famine. You really missed my point. Some people are just naturally skinny by DNA, while others need to work for it much harder. Obviously, you aren't a nutritionist! maybe you should stick to something you know about.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy

originally posted by: AutisticEvo
But if you tell me my order of an extra supreme taco Bell burrito is above legal calorie limits, my next question is gonna be how many calories you think a chest full of birdshot is!

Do you Americans ever fight like men? All I ever see on ATS is 'I'll grab me gun' if there is conflict. Seems lame to me, I prefer fist fights, the British way.

I slap like a little bitch.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy

originally posted by: AutisticEvo
But if you tell me my order of an extra supreme taco Bell burrito is above legal calorie limits, my next question is gonna be how many calories you think a chest full of birdshot is!

Do you Americans ever fight like men? All I ever see on ATS is 'I'll grab me gun' if there is conflict. Seems lame to me, I prefer fist fights, the British way.

I slap like a little bitch.

With what, your belly?

Really DBC, haven't you been on a diet and haven't you lost weight, or is your willpower nil and you have given up?