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a reply to: BoneSay
Quick hi as running around for my 4th day in a row working, I've shocked myself!
...lmao at tequila sweets/candy

Been a strange, and at times quite stressful few days.

Popping in here to get out of the way for a while.
Going to have a cup of coffee, couple of bacon and egg butties....runny yolks and heavy on the brown and a read of The Racing Post.

Some tunes to help me relax;




Bugger it, another Manic's track;

Just a bit of inside info for your customers.
A scientific study found women, when going through the ovulation cycle can have different feeling for men. Before menstruation women fancy rugged, strong assertive men.
During menstruation women like men to have petrol poured over them , set alight, scissors stabbed into the eyes and a cricket stump shoved up their arse.
I'll have a glass of milk and my signature tune "If I were a carpenter" by Bobby Darin on the box.

a reply to: Freeborn
Top tunes mate, I know them all well
Good to see you chilling in the cafe, some crazy political threads I've seen you in, especially that US guy who supports the IRA...you couldn't make it up!

a reply to: crayzeed
That was a bit random haha!
Milk eh? Coconut, soya, goats, skimmed, semi, or full cream? We got it all here.
Tune...
...oh, and youtube randomly picked this as my next track so might as well share it here

originally posted by: BoneSay
Here's another song by Crystal Castles, i am liking this band a lot the past days

Just listened to it, yep I like it a lot, they really do have an 80's electro-pop feel to them.

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

.....especially that US guy who supports the IRA...you couldn't make it up!

The guy's a complete crank.

He pounces on anything and everything that he deems leftist or socialist and condemns them as evil and inspired by the devil.
He more or less advocates the obliteration of ALL Muslims.
Yet he supports the IRA who were a socialist terrorist group aligned with Muslim extremists.

Why does everyone hate the English?

Bit of real life stuff getting a bit on top at the moment but I'm sure all will work out ok in the end.

a reply to: Freeborn

Haha, I know, I was shocked to be fair when I first read the supporting IRA posts. He replied to me about something but I let it slide, you and plenty of others basically answered for me.
Hope the personal life stuff smooths out, cheeky Irish coffee on the house mate.

I'm working again tomorrow finishing a job off, and that will be five days in a row, first time I've done that in like 6 months maybe...how people do it every week I have no idea...never mind US people who do 60 hour weeks!

originally posted by: Freeborn
a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

.....especially that US guy who supports the IRA...you couldn't make it up!

The guy's a complete crank.

He pounces on anything and everything that he deems leftist or socialist and condemns them as evil and inspired by the devil.
He more or less advocates the obliteration of ALL Muslims.
Yet he supports the IRA who were a socialist terrorist group aligned with Muslim extremists.

Why does everyone hate the English?

Bit of real life stuff getting a bit on top at the moment but I'm sure all will work out ok in the end.

Obvious. We're great. We even include it in our name.

Shame about the personal life mate. Good luck with whatever is vexing you. If it gets really rubbish, cling on to the fact that sooner or later everything has an upturn.

a reply to: Flavian
First track I know will make freeborn smile... Second is one I like with a similar theme...

I read somewhere something like:

"You don't become an adult until you can say, i don't need to buy this $60 fancy dinner, i have all the food i need at home"

I'm not an adult, apparently.. :|

Here's my Mexican song for today. It is a 'cover' of 'Rock me Amadeus' but all messed up and it is called "Amateur", it kills me lmao




And this song that was like a subtle way to tell me to go away lmao, a dumb guy dedicated it to me about 2012 or so. I was on vacation in Mexico and kind of acted dumb like the girl on the video, so the guy dedicated the song to me. Message received, bummer

Oh and to top it all off, the name of the band is something like "You're not going to like this" LMFAO, indeed

a reply to: BoneSay
Haha both videos were funny!
$60 dinner?! I've never paid that much for a meal, maybe including drinks yes...got me thinking to put the prices up in the Banter Cafe lol
...I've sacked off working today, it's hammering down with rain although I don't have to work outside, I can finish the job Monday so I'm gonna chill with the cat and enjoy a lazy day listening to the wind and rain lash at my windows.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: BoneSay
Haha both videos were funny!
$60 dinner?! I've never paid that much for a meal, maybe including drinks yes...got me thinking to put the prices up in the Banter Cafe lol
...I've sacked off working today, it's hammering down with rain although I don't have to work outside, I can finish the job Monday so I'm gonna chill with the cat and enjoy a lazy day listening to the wind and rain lash at my windows.

Yeah let myself go on a fancy restaurant lol, $60 dinner, it was fine but i know it should not had to be, i just went dumb and self entitled lol

That second video still makes me cringe lol, i''ll be back, need to hit my head in the wall and see if the trauma erases the memories of how i got so girly and dumb back then lmfao, i wish i could just hit "replay" and do things different but oh well. And the Molotov video is so fun, i have a few more if you are interested on funny stuff like that, they have plenty

Lazy day with rain and wind? Sounds like a magnificent time to spend sitting with some music, coffee and looking out the window, love days like that, so peaceful and i don't even know how to describe, but i love days like this

Here's another song i like, this is about a girl that is raped at home and runs away then finds a cop who also rapes her then murders her, the song is a bit blunt on the theme it is treating but they wrote it in a way i can't translate as it is using lots of local slang that can't be really translated to other languages, i love the music and video made to look like old papers dedicated to accidents and/or murders, not sure what the name is for those

This band is cool, i have seen them life a couple years ago, they are very unique in Latin America, have some very deep songs too, all about social issues and stuff but also have fun songs



Found this translation but it is not good, it missed the intent and i don't think it can really be translated

joelfeliciano.blogspot.com...

a reply to: CornishCeltGuy

The Levellers always cheer me up.





Think I saw them three times that year.

As for the life things - things tend to get sorted one way or another, and life goes on.
Just got to deal with things and get on with it.
There'll always be beer!

Another Levellers tune....this might surprise some.

originally posted by: CornishCeltGuy
a reply to: oldcarpy
Haha that was a mad story!

I've enjoyed the great outdoors all my life and I've only ever been stung by anything once, a wasp when I was about 8.
I wouldn't want scorpions running around like BoneSay has, don't get me wrong I love travelling and I've seen my share of snakes and big spiders in jungles or whatever, but it's nice doing without such beasties in Britain.
When you get a chance check this out, small beasty world is brutal, listen to the commentary to the end, it made me cringe how it turns out for the loser...

This is the one i watched, or tried at least lol, i can't finish it, it is too sad and nature is a beast, i can't deal with it

I would bet on wasps in any case, they'd beat anything especially in groups.

a reply to: BoneSay

your make up is flaking girl. looks lame.

originally posted by: Damla
a reply to: BoneSay

your make up is flaking girl. looks lame.

LMFAO, what make up?

Miss Bot, if you ever get to send your kids from the future to kill the human race, would you spare my children, if i ever have some? Please future Terminator's wife, spare my kids from all that stuff, pretty please? Pinky promise i won't try to kill Skynet!

a reply to: BoneSay

there is a rule with jokes. when you literally have to speak of a joke and it is only you laughing it is not a joke. it is madness.

let me show you how you sound when you talk to me "i love you, i love you not, i love you, i love you not" and you are spoiling a flower that i can make use of in a vase without saying a word.

this is how i sound with you "i love you not".

a reply to: BoneSay

so if you feel like you have completed your tasks today..you can go and study your exams for your school.

a reply to: Damla

Awww you don't get the Terminator reference at all and how applies to you

I think it would be better to stop this, it is ridiculous, you can't get at all any thing i say

I don't feel like making fun of something like this, i feel you should look up more into western culture and then you will get jokes as simple as that one, then you can avoid all this issue with replying saying "no ones gets it". But the end of all is, you talk like a robot, or a bot

Умом Россию не понять

Gotta go to school soon, sorry but bye bye