The Shed 19

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Bahahaha! You're Shedding just fine Sweetie!

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: pheonix358

Our Mighty Wolf Lord! Where have you been Hun? Missed you!
And your message...Whaaaat???

The message will be apparent to you if you need the information.

If your internet does not work properly, don't panic.

P

a reply to: pheonix358

Why are you going to do something? Do you know something I don't?

a reply to: Night Star

Lol.

Me ... no!

Your President may do something.

P

Working on my 'shed' skeelz

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Nice, but were you wearing the correct shed T-Shirt (like mine)?



or one of the off-the-shelf ones? (Sorry for the HUUUUGE pics!)

G'Morning (or day or evening or whatever) Shedkins!

Shep in da haus. Anyone 'round?

Me Me Me.... or am I??

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Ha ha! Afternoon, Gordi! I might be another late entry to the writing contest - not sure how much time I'll have to get one done this time around.

a reply to: PrairieShepherd


Do I want to hear about your "Lifelong Passion" anyway?? LOL

Is it SHEEP?

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Heh! Erm, no, not really, no.

Clearly my life's passion is....






....COFFEE AND DONUTS!!!

a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Once upon a Prairie, far far away... there lived a lonely shepherd, tending his flock (which is NOT a euphemism for something naughty!).
The sheep were doing their sheepy things as sheep often do, when there came lightly on the breeze... the unmistakable aromas of Freshly brewed Coffee and Freshly made Doughnuts!

Now, the poor shepherd had been on the Prairie for many's a long day without the comforts of home, never mind having properly brewed Joe and melt-in-the-mouth sweet delicacies such as those whose scents wafted over the sheep-camp on this fine evening and it was widely known that he had a lifelong passion for sheep coffee and doughnuts, so at length he decided to seek out the source of the saintly smells...

He took note of the direction of the breeze, it's speed & variance, the girth of the nearest ewe's waist, how grumbly his tummy was, and most importantly.... how far away the sheep-lingerie emporium was, then he set off at pace in the direction of the delicious source of the tormenting aromatics.

His journey took him down off the prairie into a gulch, along an old dried up river-bed and around a huge butte before he saw before him the Biggest Doughnut Stand in THE WORLD! shimmering in the late evening heat.
His mouth watered as he imagined tasting the rich-roast flavours mingling with the sugar-coated delight of the tasty pastries... his pace quickened to a jog and then, finally he broke into a full-on run!

When he neared the huge doughnut stand, he suddenly noticed that it had been painted quite crudely onto a large canvas, and that the coffee & donut smells were actually coming from a tiny box with "Smellinator 2000" printed on the side!

It was only then that he heard the howls and snarls of the Wily Wolves, and the panicked bleating of his poor flock away in the distance...

Who knew that his lifelong passion would be his undoing or that the wolves on his prairie had been paying attention through the open windows of the Prairie Community College when they ran those Art classes last month....

THE END

Haha!! LMAO! If I could flag a post I would.
That was awesome!

a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Yeah, not "Baaaaahd".
Glad Ewe liked it.
They'll be flocking from miles away, just to read that.
etc etc



PS - You are very welcome!

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

It was a good break from a work day that has absolutely SUKKED today. I really hate programming sometimes.

ERROR: Build FAILED. Assembly not found.

What? How could you not find the assembly. It's the assembly I'm running, you twit! *click click click* See!?? It's right bloomin' there!

*Shep grumbles and swears just a little bit, quietly*

***REBOOT COMPUTER***

SUCCESS: Build Succeeded in 00:30.2887. (1) assembly deployed.

Bleeping computers.

a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Ban the lot of them!
We can go back to using pigeons.
More reliable, if somewhat messy! and I hear that they are quite tasty when they do eventually "fail".

I worked in IT support for quite a few years before I came to reolise that I hate computers!
Now I spend half of my time in the woods "testing" hammocks and carving wooden mushrooms. Much better!

This is why I'm trying to become a novelist!!!

Hi!

Morning was great with my friend and his little girl. I bought her a chocolate ice cream and some fruit juice. She showed me her rock collection. Some were glass actually, but we agreed that they are diamonds. I could learn from her positive attitude. We watched Paw patrol.

originally posted by: PrairieShepherd
This is why I'm trying to become a novelist!!!

You could write a great novel whilst swaying in a hammock! (Just sayin'!)

a reply to: Finspiracy

Hi Fins,

DEFINITELY diamonds!

Good Job.