In Kansas Anyone Can Run For Governor...Anyone.

II was just reading as article about a half dozen or so teenagers who are currently running for governor of the state of Kansas. It would seem that their law regarding who can or cannot run for governor includes absolutely no restrictions whatsoever about who is eligible. They plan on changing the law but they won't until after the election because it wouldn't be fair to the youngsters who are currently running legally under the law as it's now written.

So here's a partial list of some of the people who are eligible to run for governor of Kansas this year...
All prison inmates anywhere in the world.
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong Un
Britney Spears
Uninsured Motorists
Toto
Queen Elizabeth
Anyone looking to live rent free for a while
Harvey Weinstein
You

So what are you waiting for people. Let's start filling out those forms.

Vote for me.
I will make tornadoes illegal.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

Anyone can run for governor in Kansas because Kansas doesn't really exist.


It was a place invented for the movie, "Wizard of Oz".



"Kansas" is actually just a backlot of MGM Studios.

So what?

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
II was just reading as article about a half dozen or so teenagers who are currently running for governor of the state of Kansas. It would seem that their law regarding who can or cannot run for governor includes absolutely no restrictions whatsoever about who is eligible. They plan on changing the law but they won't until after the election because it wouldn't be fair to the youngsters who are currently running legally under the law as it's now written.

So here's a partial list of some of the people who are eligible to run for governor of Kansas this year...
All prison inmates anywhere in the world.
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong Un
Britney Spears
Uninsured Motorists
Queen Elizabeth
Anyone looking to live rent free for a while
Harvey Weinstein
You

So what are you waiting for people. Let's start filling out those forms.

Britney Spears looks pretty good compared to the others.

originally posted by: skunkape23
Vote for me.
I will make tornadoes illegal.

Which reminds me ....I need to add one more name to the list

And Toto too.

a reply to: MissSmartypants

I think that's fine...anyone can run, I like that.

It doesn't mean just anyone can win, right?

So what's your beef?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: MissSmartypants

Anyone can run for governor in Kansas because Kansas doesn't really exist.


It was a place invented for the movie, "Wizard of Oz".



"Kansas" is actually just a backlot of MGM Studios.

That is a bigass backlot.
I've been there.

Vote for me.
Wayward sons will be allowed to carry on tax-free.

originally posted by: toysforadults
So what?

So what? Have you no ambition, man....no drive? Nothing to offer to the people of the great state of Kansas? My God man...get a hold of yourself.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: MissSmartypants

I think that's fine...anyone can run, I like that.

It doesn't mean just anyone can win, right?

So what's your beef?

No beef. I just hate to see anyone miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.

originally posted by: skunkape23
Vote for me.
Wayward sons will be allowed to carry on tax-free.

Hey there might even be peace when you are done. Carry on indeed.

originally posted by: skunkape23
Vote for me.
I will make tornadoes illegal.

You got my vote.

originally posted by: c2oden

originally posted by: MissSmartypants
II was just reading as article about a half dozen or so teenagers who are currently running for governor of the state of Kansas. It would seem that their law regarding who can or cannot run for governor includes absolutely no restrictions whatsoever about who is eligible. They plan on changing the law but they won't until after the election because it wouldn't be fair to the youngsters who are currently running legally under the law as it's now written.

So here's a partial list of some of the people who are eligible to run for governor of Kansas this year...
All prison inmates anywhere in the world.
Vladimir Putin
Kim Jong Un
Britney Spears
Uninsured Motorists
Queen Elizabeth
Anyone looking to live rent free for a while
Harvey Weinstein
You

So what are you waiting for people. Let's start filling out those forms.

Britney Spears looks pretty good compared to the others.

Yeah. she's my front runner.

originally posted by: c2oden

originally posted by: skunkape23
Vote for me.
I will make tornadoes illegal.

You got my vote.

Looks like skunkape23 is in the lead so far. Anyone else voting for skunkape23?

Think I'm joking?
I'm on this like stink on sh!t.
Oklahoma may have to sell off a little strip or else join the party.
I envision Super Texas.
Texahomansas?

originally posted by: skunkape23
Think I'm joking?
I'm on this like stink on sh!t.
Oklahoma may have to sell off a little strip or else join the party.
I envision Super Texas.
Texahomansas?

Looks like skunkape23 is developing a strong platform on which to run.Texahomansas All The Way!!

Imagine there was a time when people somewhere trusted the electorate enough to allow them to choose who would govern them- whoever that might be.

Looks like that's done there now too.

You know what would piss off
some people?

If Trump Jr ran for Governor of Kansas, and won.