posted on Mar, 26 2018 @ 03:26 PM
a reply to:
Finspiracy
Well, she asked for a "Double Entendre".... So I gave her one.
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born...
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
How do people make new mates? ...I'm Asking for a friend.
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That's the worst text message I've ever received...
As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog...
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was Riveting!
Just before his recent passing, Stephen Hawking had his first date for 10 years. When he came back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a
twisted ankle and grazed knees; Apparently she stood him up!
It all starts innocently; mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you’re adding raisins and marshmallows – it’s a rocky
road.
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
Are you
really sure?? LOL