The Shed 18

a reply to: Timely

You humans keep on impressing me on such unexpected levels.

Genius.

a reply to: Night Star

Thoughts with yourself and Mark.

Illness is a horrible cross to bear ... I hope a suitable protocol with have you both at ease A.S.A.P. !

Meantime read some of the customer testimonials for the product linked above ...
Laughter is a great medicine ! 😎

a reply to: Timely

If I do things like that it will only make things worse. The building is basically an office building. Each resident has one room and messing with people on whichever level will be obvious, childish and result in immediate expulsion. Plus I'm not that kinda guy. I prefer the direct approach which most people just don't get. It's also the lowest form of temporary housing you can get so 1 strike and I'd be out. Nice try though you crazy Australian.

ETA When I get older Imma be like this...

Just want to say thank you to all who commented on Mark's health. He has almost died on me a number of times through the years. He has a deadly combination of health problems that he has been fighting for years. He doesn't let things get to him and I am the opposite, everything gets to me. lol

I'll hopefully have more energy later and can be more engaging and reply personally to folks.For now...keep the magic alive and have fun or get things off your chest if need be.

Kind of busy, but will be checking in. I love you guys so much and this place, this realm that has brought so much to my life.

Is she gone? Quick guys! Let's move all the furniture round just to confuse her and pretend there's nothing wrong. Remember, act surprised...

Beer?

Keep pushing forward Sheddite Warriors! No matter what life throws our way we must hold on to each other with a hand to hold, a hug, comforting words and friendship. We must share smiles and laughter, inspiration and joy. We may live in this magical realm, but it was created by real people from the 'real' world. May the Shed live on for all who need her.

The Shed/Accasia needs you to breathe life into her, like mother earth who sustains us, she mustn't ever die. So to all our lurkers whos numbers have grown to proportions I'd hope to never see...please just say hello, let us know how you are, that you are still here. To those who lurk and have never introduced yourself, please let us know you exist.
_The High Council Of The Ancient Ones...and me.

edit on 10-3-2018 by Night Star because: (no reason given)

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
Is she gone? Quick guys! Let's move all the furniture round just to confuse her and pretend there's nothing wrong. Remember, act surprised...

Beer?

Bahahaha! OMG, I needed that laugh. Now move the furniture back where it belongs!

a reply to: Night Star

Timely told me to do it! Or maybe it was Big G...memory is not my strong point.

/me starts moving furniture back...

originally posted by: LightSpeedDriver
a reply to: Night Star

Timely told me to do it! Or maybe it was Big G...memory is not my strong point.

/me starts moving furniture back...

That makes sense, but you listened, so you're still in trouble. LOL

Driver walked down the hall and went down the steps leading to the 3 sisters cave and slowly walked towards them. It was warm tonight. The heat of their 3 bodies heated the cool pre-sping air to a pleasant 28 degrees celsius. As he quietly sat down in the middle of the cave and removed his shirt. Hellfire opened one eye and looked untrustingly at him.

"It's ok girl, I just need some friendly company, I'm not here on a mission" Hellfire stared sleepily but relaxed and blinked her huge burning eye. "What's up?" she murmured. "Life." replied Driver. "We can't all be almost invincible fire-breathing dragons that kill all enemies. Unfortunately. Don't worry, things will turn out one way or another"

Hellfire stretched and yawned, a small plume of smoke came out of her nose. "That bad huh?"

"It's not bad, just difficult, fret ye not." replied Driver. "I just want some non-judgemental company with people who get me. Something not always easy to find in the stinky human world. Most humans suck, in my limited experience. I would have made you guys chilli but I have no food and no appetite. Sorry but it's warm enough in here already I reckon."

If a dragon could be said to smile, then Hellfire did so. She was the least grumpy of the 3 sisters. "It's ok, we're still warm from the last time." she rumbled. Brimstone and Firestone remained asleep.

"Need some help Driver?" she enquired. "Uh, no. A burnt to ashes corpse would give me more problems than I could explain to the human authorities, thanks though, I appreciate it."

Hellfire turned on to her side and yawned once more. "I'm tired. What's the plan?" "I just want to drink a few pints of Old Cobblers Noggin and chill with you guys. I'll be quiet, I promise." Dragon hearing is acuter than what one would expect from such a large and formidable mythical beast. Driver sipped his beer slowly while admiring the other 2 sisters snoring gently and lit a cigarette. The sound of his match firing made one ear of Brimstone prick up momentarily before it flapped back down. Peaceful slumber. The Shed sounds were far above their heads and undetectable.

Driver thought quietly to himself and leaned gently on one leg of Hellfire. It felt fine leaning on the warm scales, a feeling of peace passed over him and all was well with the world, even though momentarily. Sucking the cigarette Driver opened a second bottle as quietly as he could. The 2 still sleeping sisters stirred ever so slightly but Driver was intently staring at the small fire in the cave.

"So what now?" Hellfire murmured softly.

"I dunno, the future is always uncertain but I might have to go for a while, I will be back though."

"Go where?" she demanded, her one eye focussed so piercingly on Driver it seemed as if she looked at his soul. "You're not going to go all Gandalf on me are you?"

"Nothing like that, I wouldn't dare, but things have taken a turn for the worse and I have to move. I hate moving more than most people but it's my only option. It costs gold I do not have." Driver took a large swig from the bottle and sighed gently. Hellfire started to move as if agitated but Driver calmed her. "Don't worry, things will turn out for the better eventually but it will cost time. And gold."

"You know you still owe us some chilli though, right? That story you wrote and then deleted."

Driver sighed once more. "I know and I haven't forgotten. A promise is a promise and I never break a promise. Well, unless I forget the promise but that doesn't happen often. The next one will be chilli supreme and I'll make an extra large batch for you guys, okay?"

"When?" Hellstone gently demanded.

"Soon hun, soon. I don't cook much these days because, but it will be a good one, that much I promise. A chilli no human in their right mind would attempt. We'll share it all together down here just like last time."

"OK, a promise. I can live with that but don't take too long, no-one makes chilli like you do."

Driver unsealed a third bottle and rolled another cigarette. Thoughts tumbled through his mind causing his mind to lose track. The beer was helping though, he could feel the healing elixir envelop his body like some kind of protective force field. "What more is there in life than feeling safe with fire-breathing dragons?" he pondered while sucking heavily on the beer.

"Umm...you don't mind if I spend the night here do you?" he asked. He already knew the answer but manners dictated the question. "Of course not silly!" she replied somewhat too loudly. Firestone turned in her sleep.

Comfortable, quiet and safe Driver finished his cigarette and snuggled up against the warm leg of Firestone. "Friends..." he thought to himself and quickly fell into a peaceful slumber.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

Loved this!!!!!! Thank you so much! I just love the dragon Sisters and your writing!

Night Star

Got Your PM and sent one Back Rain! I feel for You as for Marks issues. I do hope He will fare well. And SOON!!!

Almost everyone I Know has a loved one, or they theirselves, that have health issues, and bad ones at that! WTF?!?!?
My Dad is doing a little better, so there is that! It's still a mess with other crap going on, but hey, it is what it is....
AT times I just wanna tear into those whom have created all the poisons the y chemtrail Us with, and put in Our foods. Man OH MAN!!!



Sorry there. I had to explode a little. And Sorry bout the mess...
I feel better now.

Sheye

Thank You Sheye! And Yah, I'll Gladly give My side of things as they roll on....

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

THIS is Fantabulastic!! Loved it!!

a reply to: Timely

OMFG Timely That stuff Rox!! LMFAO!! Hey I knnow where one can obtain similar oderific stuff. It might be easier and faster to go to the Dragons Keep here, and do take a shovel with. I don't have to tell You what to do next! LOL!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

Thanks Mike! I'm very happy to hear that your Father is doing better. I know what you mean about so many people facing health issues.

I loved your story entry earlier! So great to see you back home and writing!

I might make an entry today myself, not sure yet.

a reply to: LightSpeedDriver

OMFG THAT made Me laugh out loud here for real! LMAO!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

LOL! Made me laugh too! Love the laughing dragons!

a reply to: Night Star

Thank You very much!!
Yes, get something in writing down here!!
You now what they say, the more there are, there will now be many, or something like that!! LMAO!!!
(I do know the phrase...) ; )

ETA: Night, here there be Dragons!

a reply to: SyxPak


There are story entries back on pages 79 by Errollorre and Gordi. I made one on pages 81 and 86. Sheye has made a couple as well and the recent one by Light.

a reply to: Night Star

Cool That! Ill go have a read! Then back soon!!
ETA: I read and commented to Light, on Story Entry above!! Fantabulastic even!!
Oh, looky what I saw flying here tonight!