There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

Forget the last post.

I wrote this about 10 years ago when i was angry at a phone company who were threatening to send bailiffs round for monies i didnt owe:

a reply to: Grambler

Listen to this failed comedian with a chip on his shoulder,
A sad bohemian deviant getting more pissed as he grows older,
You gave up the dreams over,
Your all wet your coals no longer smolder,
The rap professor with tenure is tired of giving lectures ,
And grading your D papers filled with conjecture,
So I'm canceling your subscription and refunding your tuition,
You refuse to think and you don't listen,
Trying to turn this into a pissing,match
I'm already under your skin like a scratch,hypodermic,
Needling you making you itch like your allergic,
Your style is worthless,
My judo is perfect,
While your shirking, I'm putting work in,
I'm steady spitting verses while your jerking your gherkin,
See my throne??
King of the microphone eating toblerone ,
While you Jackmen like Hugh when your to stoned...



Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: zosimov

We're savage deplorables not meant for the masses, wreacking havoc on elephants and jackasses.

We got the boogie down Bronx up front and stepping, dont give a F*** blood, my hood is prepping.

We got tools in our lairs that are ready to go. We got fist that are clenched and are breaking the mold.

This is mind rebellion. A thought for the wise. This is heart insurrection. Cuz. We're taking back our lives.

LOL

a reply to: Grambler

Yup now I know that last post was stinging,
Cuz your scouring my post history for ammunition,
And after floundering you conjure non hitting fan fiction,
Man..I'd give you a pen but you don't have an inkling,
Shhh.. Listen...

That's me tinkling on your written,
Unleash the flood than escape like snake plissken,
I'm on a mission to deliver my derision,
I'm home run hitting,
your wildly swinging and missing,
Face it, I'm winning,
But to be fair
let's let the crowd make their decision....


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Oh man that is great.

I was doing stuff today, and then caught up in this fake news thing,

and I said to myself man I better respond to Stivic or he is gonna rip me.

So I go check, and lo and behold, you blasted me.

Good stuff!!!

Dont worry, Ill be back tonight.

Oh check that, I mean DO worry!!!

a reply to: Grambler

Blast away bro!



Thanks again for the thread zozzi bear!


Respectfully,
~ meathead

Lyrically blessed my rhymes never second best and I damn sure can’t be second guessed look close you failed the second test
Never the less I’m ruthless in truth I’ve left some toothless
like your arguments lacking in couth slacking in proof crackin that roof
is where I’m aiming while you backin your caboose up on some wack a$$ dude peddling crude
and yeah I’m talking about oil
Makes the world go round and the blood boil like
When a Moab strikes foreign soil so what’s the trouble with all the toil I’m all about hats made of foil that’s why I’m on ats boy-o boy-o
Where the threads about reptilian royals?



Lol thanks for taking me back to the days of being grounded and messing around in online cyphers.

a reply to: Mike Stivic

All right meathead, Im back in the saddle
So suck on your binky and shake your rattle
I faster, and classier, smarter and brasher
Call me master while I make you make a Plaster Caster

Speaking of Kiss, stop coveting my Love Gun
You not a Strutter, you just stutter while you panic run
Your a broken mech, a dreck, an infinitesimal spec
Now trek of like shrek when his swamp was a wreck

Snake Plisskin yeah right like I believe that one
More like Hayes, cept your Dork of New York A number 1
I dont know why you want more abuse
But Grambler can bring it, put you in a rap noose

a reply to: tadaman

Ok new blood.

Brace yourself, Im going anime style!!!

Your words glance off me like Im One Punch Man
Im Ken Masters and your that wannabe Dan
I hit you so fast you'll have no chance to last
Your dead for too much fear like in Psycho Pass

You wanna parlay, but hey theres no way-a
Now get lit by my verbal Kamehameha
Your krillin, the loser, just a bald worthless plaything
Im goku, the master, with the look of the Ox King

Dont be frighten by me and have pants that you peed
But Im gunning for you like Vash the Stampede
Im spike spiegel, bad ass bounty hunter through space
Youre like magiccarp with no HM's in place

I could keep on going but whats the point
You'd already choking on a verbal anime joint
So as I drop the mic, Im gonna flip you the bird
Im even a bad ass when being a cartoon nerd

a reply to: Grambler

Your noose don't fit it's loose,
I'm the right angle, your just obtuse,
With a short fuse, that's why you lose,
And beg for a truce while I refuse,
Like Mr magoo you have no clue,
And are confused,
No crap Sherlock I'm a rap sleuth,
You can't see me I'm hidden from view,
There's a Brooke shielding my blue lagoon,
Keep on yenta it up like the view,
While I'm eating you up like the chew,
I make you sweat like flu,
Is it true, was it you,
Eating shaggy's snack with Scooby doo?
Or was it you sniffing glue?
Getting found in the closet with your face tinted blue.....


Respectfully,
~ meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic



Oh please claiming you dont find the rope tight
Thats just oxygen leaving your body tonight
Thats why you are having such vivid illusions
Of you sounding good, its just your delusion

Magoo you say, more like the pink panther
As I stumble and bumble but still find the answer
Im charming and cute and a fan favorite
Youre a dullard, youre guano, yes that does mean cave s**t

You think youre sherlock, then Im Moriarty
And at best your Watson, only bloated and farty
Rur roh shaggy drop your ego for id
Youve just been outed by this meddling kid

a reply to: Grambler

My illusions are nothing more than scattered light,
While your delusions are starting to affect your life,
Your all rapped up in fake news and sound bites,
And you continue to neglect your wife,
And I may or may not be right,
But I think you owe it to her to put down the knife,
Your quite manic, checking your standings,
sinking like the titanic in the atlantic,
Your therapist is starting to panic,
Bro ...your Holding a satanic panda cast in ceramic,
Your doing mental gymnastics,
Screaming your not a fanatic,
While Foaming at the mouth and going spastic,
Calm down, you don't have to play the clown,
You don't have to drown,
Just admit defeat kneel down,
and kiss my crown...


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Grambler

Aight, final form. Check it.

Listen up player you got some lessons Im dispensing. Open up wide and get ready for the wrecking.

You talk about anime like it was from a land unknown. Im going to kamehameha your dome like this was winter on game of thrones.

Im a stand up scum bag ready to be of public service. Your an honorable douche bag ready to be a masters servant .

While the enemy is swinging their tired tabloid mess, we are both O-G's unloading net-centric warfare in their chest.

Like a cannon firing our hearts, these barrels are are aimed and primed. Our mental blades are as sharp as samurai swords taking lives.

Dont get it twisted son, we are ready all the time. You might get double tapped, molly whopped or smacked back in line.

Either way remember this, we came legit to address you. You came with BS and we broke out of the test tubes.

This is not a test, a drill or an exercise. We're the monsters born from struggle, mad science and hard knock lives. We have been peer reviewed and suppressed out of spite, for being ahead of our time and too defiant was our crime.

Haduken motha trucka.

I think I will let you rest. You look a little dead after I hit you with the mic upside your head.



Word to mother.

a reply to: TruthxIsxInxThexMist

Hey, this was really cool!!!

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: Grambler

Blast away bro!

Thanks again for the thread zozzi bear!


Respectfully,
~ meathead

You deserve just as much credit (more!) for the thread, meathead. Also let me say that your posts are very funny to read.

Thanks to every single poster here, too! There are days worth of entertainment in here.



Lol.

a reply to: Grambler
Grambler on the defense when Ridhya makes sense!
hit too close to home with the truth I dispense
You insult innocents when you sense Ego Threat
Allow me to retort without breaking a sweat

Your projection is showing and i'm not surprised
say others are jealous but you're guilty of lies
You need to believe everyone envies you
and suckle the teet of that hard ego boost
When people criticised the ultra wealthy
you still managed to turn it into "poor me!"

Like a god I was here long before stars existed
when people were much less insipid and twisted
You sit around here posting 5 threads a day
personality cult is well on its way
It's clear your self-worth is based off of stars
since you even advertised your rapping subpar!

It seems you're a farmer of low hanging fruit
saying nothing of substance and better off mute
Persecution complex nets desired attention
and broad-stroking brushes cap off the deception

You honour Bill Hicks, is the picture ironic?
If he knew you liked Trump he would slap you chthonic
The man knew the truth right and left are both puppets
Sad you learn nothing and dwell in the Mud Pit
It's a shame because you really are a smart guy
but the bias has left you partially blind

I know that its hard for you to swallow this
but you just got outrapped by a psychologist
Come pay me a visit if you're left feeling blue
Show me on the doll where the bad rap hurt you



(gotta say your Dragonball references nearly won!)



a reply to: Mike Stivic
You've got more sick flows than a menstruating horse!

a reply to: Ridhya

Whats that I hear? A whining Canuck?
Well by coming at me youve just run out of luck
You sound grumpy, out of syrup for your flapjacks?
Moisten them with your tears running from my attack

How original commenting on my Avatar here
Do you guys have meetings cause I cause you fear?
And Im sorry you noticed I get lots of stars
While you whine and complain cause your posts arent on par

Im flattered you posted some threads of mine
I do the same for you if their were any worth my time
But your obsession with me does seem rather sick
Like Captain ahab youre obsessed with my d**k

a reply to: Grambler

Discussing your demise takes lots of patience
meetings at seven just like the Masons
End 7:05 cuz that's all it takes
my rhymes are greater than all of your lakes

You started the insults and I escalated
the onslaught is vicious I know you hate it
I just came here to lament the changes
and accidentally hand you the trouncing of ages
Typical American who can't win his wars
cuz this Norwegian's English is better than yours

My threads are like silk, smooth and exquisite
yours are political hackjobs explicit
Last thing we needed was gossipy news
but conspiracy's dead so im out of muse

Things used to be way better on ATS
Political drones are all making a mess
Your last line is true, that I must confess
your d**k is the smallest thing I obsess

I got hogs and hoes around me like some sh**y animal farm. I got informers all about me like the NSA was God.

I got homies I would ride for, fight for and go against the law.

I got battles I would handle without victory assured.

I am a gambler, a mad man handler. Just an eager creep and such a simple bastard. Its cool to be this hated. Im heated by reactions.

Its on when I see you flip. I flip the rhetoric descrambler.

Come aboard and find me, Im the one driving. Floor scraping metal, lane switching to my heartbeat.

Crazy train swerving. Always know where Im going. Traction on ground, down low like I was surfing.

Just a plow on the tracks. Rip them up, dont put them back.

Wait I can change it up. Mix a beat a bit and see. I dont give a F**k, mix it like a drink and charge a fee.

Yall should stop and check your order. Im the one doing the serving. Wait, you see its eighty sixed. I guess yall really arent that deserving.

So come bring your best and sit to watch them fall. Im a titan on the horizon and Im rising like the dawn.

Storm clouds arent bleak when your spirits standing tall. I wont go to sleep, lose my focus or miss a beat.

So listen up scrubs, sit down, dont take your leave. I will be a good sport since I always aim to please. You can get a silver lining, I am done with this s**t. So you can have right back before you cry and call it quits.

Yeah, I think Im done. Well done I have left you. Burnt BBQ is feast I have consumed.

I left a little room for any saucy with the exit. Yall are buttered up biscuits so dont slip and forget it.

Im not black
but I can speak crap
and I can rhyme
with every line

Whoa
Hoes

Maybe I go to a pub
or shoot up a club
or maybe a karaoke and sing
and show of my bling

Give the hoes lots of hugs
as I snort coke and drugs
and if you look at my back
you'll see my ass crack

Whoa
hoes

Im quite a prankster
a regular gangster