There Will Be Blood- ATS Rap Battle

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Man I hate when I wake up and re-read my Drunk Posts..

So cringe...

My apologies folks.


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Redemption song.





Look,

I never said I didn't have problems,
or mind goblins prone to robbing,
Sometimes I'm sobbin',
But mostly I'm just head nodding,
When I can't solve-them,

I'm not the guy I project,
I'm basically an introverted introspect,
Who gets diverted when served with disrespect,

That pentogram is embedded in the program,
I'm unleaded but I'm also a showman,
That's why I pat you on the back,
As I say"way-to-go-man!"

"Y'all da'bomb" ,
I know I know,
Keep Calm Carry On,
My flow grows,
With each book and every song,
Watch me hit the hook,
Then the bong,

I never said I didn't have problems,
or mind goblins prone to robbing,
Sometimes I'm sobbin',
But mostly I'm just head nodding,
When I can't solve-them,

Real talk I'm not quite right in the head,
Sometimes I stalk the worms that live in my bed,
I spray caulk to fill the holes in my head,
oh boy I already said head... twice,
Bro These bed worms are becoming lice!

Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Hey man. Sorry it took so long to reply. Time it seems has gotten away from me with everything going on.

I hope you and yours are doing well, and as always this is all for fun. I have missed this.






Back to the fun of this thread.



Preditor Apex, breaking necks is a reflex to your defects,
evolutionary progress for your weak raps.
I'm signing post cards, your signing contracts with baby gap for a nap.




Humbly,
Highvein

originally posted by: zosimov
Dear friends and fellow members of ATS, I bring you an outlet for all of your frustrations: an exclusive ATS Battle Rap where the t & c's APPLY but where, with some mental acuity, you might get away with some well wrought insults.

Okay i will get involved. After many years since i have been doing this stuff. My thanks to the OP and all participants

Northern dude here
Nothing to fear but let this be clear:
Been doing this since you were in diapers
You are the raindrop, I am the windshield wipers
You heard the “bang”? That was your jaw on the floor
As I introduce skills to your ears you haven’t heard before
You felt the pain? That was the door
Hitting your backside on your way out
As I stay in and I scream and I shout
Drinking your leftover drinks, and also mine
End of the world and I feel fine
This time, they tried to quarantine me
I am the one who quarantines the quarantine, let me be
At ease, because the horror will never cease
If you let fear control you as it will please

Try to lyrically stand on my way
That day will be the day you become smashed, hey!
Someone just called me, she said her name is AOC
She asked “Can you find anyone more deranged than me?”
I said sure, I gave her your username
Go check your PM if you want more of the shame
Than what I am bringing to you already
Your hands are shaking, my appearance rock steady
Get it? This is a challenge to the battle of the battles
You frozen rat, my rattlesnake tail rattles
Shackles? Not my game, I lay them upon you
Seems to me like you have some verses to do
Unlike me, you better be sober
Then at least you have a shot before it is over
I am the lyrical strangler, You are Bart, I am Homer

a reply to: Finspiracy

How did I miss this?

Brother, for a second language I am humbled..

Just ...wow...

I'm gonna start looking for my own map to no where.. cuz this WORKS.

The first half is fire and the second is fun, I'm like ok... maybe I need to start writing..

Just still can't get over the fluidity in a second language. I'm bilingual myself and I could never do that so effectively..



/salute

Sincerely,
~joe

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thank you for your compliments, they made me feel warm and accepted. I needed it. Get back into the game man? If you doubt your own skills, well, tough luck, but you have proven your skills in this thread and i KNOW that you can do it again!

So uhh... hmm... *awkward pause*

*beer belch* + *Wipes beer foam from moustache and takes a deep breath*

So.. YO!

So no one was up for the task
This leaves me to ask
Did my rhymes strike you all so fast that you just didn't last?
Yo, my shout out to Stivic, first name Mike
I used to be Finspiracy but i made him took a hike
Now it is now it is now it is map of nowhere
A double account but i don't care
Back in this thread, to verbally murder you
Because verbal murders are the only murders i do
I had to leave facebook, and the toxic mentality
Because i take good care of my fine insanity
Not gonna let haters ruin my mood
I can ruin it by myself but not gonna ruin it for good
like food for the hungry one
I feed your rap appetite until you are done
If i had to guess, it will take one minute
One minute, you hear me Mike Stivic?

Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Stress is what i cause that is how i bless
Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Guess, who is here to rule and who settles for less

Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Stress is what i cause that is how i bless
Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Guess, who is here to rule and who settles for less

Yeah, yeah, you, embrace your political division
I am above that, i have a clear vision
This is where we see who we are
Who gets left behind, who gets far
Look people, this is not the mud pit
To be honest, i am sick of that (hmm.. what rhymes with this?)
Well anyway, what i want to say
I am today, you are yesterday
I don't have to make my insults real mad
You are an insult to yourself, and the insult is bad
But i am not sad, i am here to go all-out rad
Regarding my verbal ability and the toxicity
Of the stuff that i intake, i am real, you are fake
You feel like a reply? Okay feel free to die
Months without a reply and i came here to fly
Because flying is all i know, meanwhile you cry

Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Stress is what i cause that is how i bless
Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Guess, who is here to rule and who settles for less

Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Stress is what i cause that is how i bless
Hear me now, hear me now A-T-S
Guess, who is here to rule and who settles for less

YEAH PEOPLE! *drops mic*

a reply to: MapOfNowhere

I have been fiddling with the first few bars for a long time.. I'm trying to go somewhere with it I just don't have an inkling how..

You:

I feed your rap appetite until you are done
If i had to guess, it will take one minute
One minute, you hear me Mike Stivic?

Me :



The sky was torn as I poured out in a storm,
I wasn't born,
I took form,
Manifesting hooves and horns,
I marched out the corn,
Adorned with a crown of thorns,
Sworn to deliver my scorn,
You sheep get shorn,
You've all been warned,
My History authored with each victory,
shrouded in the schools of mystery,
In Misery your on the pillory,
Ornate armor piped with Golden filigree,
Cold-and bitterly,
Delivering your judgement,
From my wandering tent,
Have I been cast out? Or sent?
Wings ripped and wrent,
Exiled but I won't repent,
I grow old but I won't relent,
So This Traveler is headed east,
Bringing pestilence and disease,
I feast on the souls of the deceased
I won't be appeased,
To Hell with Mark,
I'm the Mike of the Beast...
And I refuse to Suck- seed to succeed,
You cuck's can flee,
but your not free,
And you won't be,
Until you bleed..

/superduperatomicplatonicHUGZ



Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

I walk into temples and turn tables,
I got a Cain for your limp but please walk if your Abel,
I'm the Dark horse that bolts from the stable,

I will repeat for the plebs,

I walk into temples and turn tables,
I got a Cain for your limp but please walk if your Abel,
I'm the Pale Horse with a Black Label,

I am the Dragon that Built Angor Wat,
The Elohim TimeKeeper of the Eternal Clock,
I raised the pyramids with stone blocks,
I am the Giant who walked the Bimini Road,
And then Razed the Colossus of Rhodes,
I am the high priest in blue robes who knows,
Zep Tepi the Beginning of Time and All,
I am the Lone Pillar who stood tall through the Great Fall,
I Am the Spider whose Pattern is Life,
I Am the First Man who Loved the First Wife,
I Am the Great snake who takes it's Lasting Bite,
I Am the First Torch as I Am the First Liight,
I Am the Sphinx who stared Down the Lion,
I Am the First King to wear the Belt of Orion,
I Am the Old Sage who taught the Song to the Sirens,
The Nameless leaning on a Crooked Cane holding a bent spoon,
To symbolize the lies I meant to spoon feed to you,
I wear a Black Cloak Clasped by a Golden Owl Clutching Arrows,
You May Think Roman but this power has been handed down since the Pharaoh's.....


I walk into temples and turn tables,
I got a Cain for your limp but please walk if your Abel,
I'm the Dark horse that bolts from the stable,

I already warned you plebs,

I walk into temples and turn tables,
I got a Cain for your limp but please walk if your Abel,
I'm the Pale Horse with a Black Label,






Respectfully,
~ meathead

My apologies for the drunken post..


I was told it happens to the best of us..

Which I am clearly not..



Respectfully,
~ meathead

originally posted by: zosimov
What’s this embarrassing blather you cats pass off as battle,
Dense, nonsensical chatter, like battling cattle.
Lyrically, I own you like chattel.
Basic child’s play, you rattled.
You’re trembling, sadly, your saddlebags are shaking.
I smash in the ring, Cassious Clay, Kingpin.
The shots I sling sting, I win,
call me the nimble heavyweight.
Leave you debased, broken, bemoaning your fate,
feeling frustrated, fragmented, in a fragile mindstate.
Don’t fret it, hurts only if ya let it, Ima go get it, so capitulate,
Know it’s an honor getting bested by an agile great.
Step into a world of lyrical slaughter, verbal violence to eviscerate you
Violent verbiage leaves you feeling violated, hashtag Me Too.

Every once in a while when I have ate to many edibles and drank to many bears* I come back and reread this thread.

And then I come across things I've previously overlooked.. like that gem right there.

Good stuff Zozzy !





Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thanks for the shout out, although let's face it, you got me beat by miles!

I'm more geared towards writing sonnets lol.

Good to hear from you.

originally posted by: zosimov
What’s this embarrassing blather you cats pass off as battle,
Dense, nonsensical chatter, like battling cattle.
Lyrically, I own you like chattel.
Basic child’s play, you rattled.
You’re trembling, sadly, your saddlebags are shaking.
I smash in the ring, Cassious Clay, Kingpin.
The shots I sling sting, I win,
call me the nimble heavyweight.
Leave you debased, broken, bemoaning your fate,
feeling frustrated, fragmented, in a fragile mindstate.
Don’t fret it, hurts only if ya let it, Ima go get it, so capitulate,
Know it’s an honor getting bested by an agile great.
Step into a world of lyrical slaughter, verbal violence to eviscerate you
Violent verbiage leaves you feeling violated, hashtag Me Too.

Did you just call me a cat?
True, I am a lyrical lion and my rhymes are fat
That is the case when i shout them to your face
The praise i get, proportions are gigantic
Because i am frantic, from time to time tantric
This one man band-trick, will get your a** kicked
I don't need the 2nd amendment, i am always armed
With my mouth and my flow and people get harmed
Charmed by your demonstration of skills
But just charmed, not alarmed, because i aim for the kills
WHOOP there goes one
WHOOP there goes second
The third one to fall was Zosimov, i reckon!
You mumbled: "Violent verbiage leaves you feeling violated, hashtag Me Too."
Violence via words is the one that hurts, hashtag i just verbally killed you.

Fractions of fractals-lead to partial pictures wholey displayed,
While factions do battle and bleed to martial Scriptures Holy Betrayed,

Real questions, with good intentions,
Are you descending, seeking ascension,
Or just need the attention?


are you the unfrayed or the unmade,
Walk the promenade in the shade sipping lemonade or be afraid of being waylaid,
You can partridge the family but will you Kincaid,
kink-slave Will you kneel and pray to the depraved Or be brave,
Will you run like a slave or offer up a brother as trade,
Will you send-in-payments or be-paid,
Be the entertainment or the entertained,
The washboard or the stained,
Will you watch-bored or be the caned,
Beware and be aware or sneer with disdain,
Cry tears in your beer or deal with the pain,




Respectfully,
~meathead

Piece of peace (MapOfNowhere diss)

You pretend to be fine, you are not
All you have is an online mic to drop
You have no fans, only empty beer cans
dance starts when you leave and get bans
From everywhere, just like you are supposed to
Supposed to die, you know the truth, yet you lie
Too shy to get a woman, In the darkness you cry

You need a piece of peace
You had it but threw it away
You need a piece of peace
You had it yesterday, but today is a different day
You need a piece of peace
But you do not deserve it anymore
You can find a room. Then they show you the door
From your piece of peace
Piece of peace

Pathetic loser, abuser of language, a boozer
Geddit? booze drinker and a user
Of everything that harms
You should be harvested from the farms
That grew you once, you have no charms
Bygones are bygones they say and you are bygone
Done, like the one who once walked on water
At least he had a good message, with you we don't bother
Our minds, You, the one who finds the rhymes
But can't find yourself, to hell, with you and your lines

You need a piece of peace
You had it but threw it away
You need a piece of peace
You had it yesterday, but today is a different day
You need a piece of peace
But you do not deserve it anymore
You can find a room. Then they show you the door
From your piece of peace
Piece of peace

Map of nowhere, We know you care
But do not act on that affair
Lost soul, a ghost and a ghoul
A sick world, you are even more sick
You lose weight but your facade is thick
We see through that, no more pretending
This is the ending of your mending
Sending hate to you, nothing else to do
Everybody's fool, you are not like you used to be
You never were. Too late to care.
God wanted you to serve, but you were never there

*Your own worst enemy drops mic*

a reply to: MapOfNowhere



Well Done bro,

Lost soul, a ghost and a ghoul
A sick world, you are even more sick
You lose weight but your facade is thick
We see through that

Raw but slightly untrue, this winter had seen me pack on more pounds than a drug mule...

I'm looking forward to the end of winter and mud season so I can get back out there and drop some of this winter weight..

185 is 15 too much for me.




Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: MapOfNowhere

16?

I only need 8 bro..




I got something for you to bite-on in slow motion,
My 16 inch python I call it hulk hogan,
I'm eating psilocybin got my mind open,
I'm at bat-man I won't be caught jokin,
you can have the roach I'm done smokin',
I got a real sword keep your bokken,
You can get the bear then beat feet
when you done pokin',
Keep your cheers out your seat
Cuz your chairs broken,



Did I mention I can't count?

😇



Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: tadaman

A savage massacre is about to be unleashed. Battle hymns, warriors marching, trampling over the enemy lying broken at my feet.

Enemies on their knees.

While I stand worthy of a seat.

Hot fyre!

Four years later and I'm still pulling gems out of this thread.....

Well done bro!!

Whatever name your using now 😇


Respectfully,
~meathead

a reply to: zosimov

it, hurts only if ya let it,
Ima go get it,

This is the motto.

I'm working on something.. can't promise when it's gonna get here.. but it revolves around this.

I go down to the garden and let those two sentences go to Work in my pea brain.

I come back up the hill and right a bar.

That's write I said I come up and right a bar.....

So forgive me if it takes a bit

/atomic platonic hugs

😇

Respectfully,
~joe

originally posted by: Mike Stivic
a reply to: zosimov


I come back up the hill and right a bar.

That's write I said I come up and right a bar.....

So forgive me if it takes a bit

/atomic platonic hugs

😇

Respectfully,
~joe

Hugs back man. Hope you're doing well!

a reply to: highvein

Standing alone in my eight cornered yurt staring at metal halides...






Respectfully,
M.C. meaty Ree Ree