Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I need a personal Fool, like King Lear. Would you like that position? Just someone to make me laugh all day and never tell me how badly I am screwing things up.

... what kind of pretentious crap is this? Above top BS 2.0? Eta: next level bull # or whatever it was

a reply to: hombero

It's a private ceremony.

originally posted by: chelsdh
I need a personal Fool, like King Lear. Would you like that position? Just someone to make me laugh all day and never tell me how badly I am screwing things up.

For you? Yes, I would do that.

You need to get me the hat though, I only have fedoras.

originally posted by: hombero
... what kind of pretentious crap is this? Above top BS 2.0? Eta: next level bull # or whatever it was

It's like the next level above the next level of bulls***.

We raise the bar here and do other clichés.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh goody! I'll have it for you..... in the near future. In the meantime, can you still act the part?

Throw something better than cabbages at me though.......

originally posted by: hombero
... what kind of pretentious crap is this?

Correct.
This thread is the ATS equivalent of Fake Dog Poo.



Fun For The Whole Family.

originally posted by: chelsdh
Throw something better than cabbages at me though.......

I dont want to break any laws. Especially you-know-who's.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Sillyolme
I asked him. But it was in a PM. Just the two of us.

You spoke to him via PM and the two of you didn't spontaneously combust?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Voldemort isn't here, don't worry.

Plus, fear of the name only increases fear of the person.

originally posted by: xuenchen
a reply to: hombero

It's a private ceremony.

Enjoyed your soft ball, X. I am sure the other one is nice, too!

originally posted by: MotherMayEye

I'm keep trying to picture X and Silly PMing and I just cannot wrap my head around it. I could do an entire thread just on the made up dialogue in my head.

originally posted by: chelsdh
Voldemort isn't here, don't worry.

Plus, fear of the name only increases fear of the person.

Not Voldemort, I didn't want to break Cole's laws.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh wait.... you're right. Probably ought to avoid that😳

originally posted by: chelsdh
Oh wait.... you're right. Probably ought to avoid that😳

Get in one of the curry threads, there's so much stoopid going on.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Voldemort isn't here, don't worry.

Plus, fear of the name only increases fear of the person.

Not Voldemort, I didn't want to break Cole's laws.

THIS FALL...COMING TO NBC:

COLE'S LAW

a reply to: IAMTAT


Let's go make some laws. Dundundundun-dun.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: MotherMayEye

I'm keep trying to picture X and Silly PMing and I just cannot wrap my head around it. I could do an entire thread just on the made up dialogue in my head.

It never happened.

My post is confirmation.

originally posted by: xuenchen
It never happened.

My post is confirmation.

I believe you, your source is unquestionable.

originally posted by: xuenchen

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: MotherMayEye

I'm keep trying to picture X and Silly PMing and I just cannot wrap my head around it. I could do an entire thread just on the made up dialogue in my head.

It never happened.

My post is confirmation.

Like always...you had me at