Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My hove-a-round goes pretty darned fast!

Most things do when they get near you, it's called a 'gravity assist'.

DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.

I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.

I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.

If by Mars, you mean that place outside of that city we never go to, then yes.

They are all on Mars.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
If by Mars, you mean that place outside of that city we never go to, then yes.

They are all on Mars.

That obviously wasn't the place that I was referring to for legality's sake but yes.

What HAPPENS On Mars...STAYS On Mars.

...or, at least, in the desert just on the outskirts of Mars.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
What HAPPENS On Mars...STAYS On Mars.

...or, at least, in the desert just on the outskirts of Mars.

Where we have obviously never been.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.

I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.

I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.

Can't go there (not like I ever have) but I won't be in Portland all next week at the Radisson.

Sitting at the bar.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where we have obviously never been.

I'm not going there for work in two weeks so don't stop by the Bellagio where I wont be sitting at the bar.

I too will be in a bar...but it will be in Tijuana...and only during my show breaks.

Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Stand by, have to come up with an Eeyore/Winnie the Pooh joke appropriate for this site.


Might take a while. I just banned myself for the first three thoughts. . . . .

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.

Do you at least take the head off first?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Also...I'll be the guy in the donkey costume smoking a cigarette.

Do you at least take the head off first?

Only if I have to send someone a message.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What's your going rate to perform at a bar mitzvah?

a reply to: FauxMulder


He's better at a bris.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I hear for the nominal fee of a half drank bud light, he'll perform the bris with his teeth.

a reply to: FauxMulder


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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
DB regularly uses the Slingshot Effect on Gunther.

I laugh at NASA and that idiot Musk, DB has already landed several people on Mars with this technique.

I see you're still trying to pretend the accident involving DB trying to get your mom to Mars due to her mass instead slingshotting himself to Uranus never happened.

Yes, I'm that childish

a reply to: burdman30ott6

If I was ever in Uranus, it was because I was broke, it was college.

I needed the money.

STOP JUDGING ME!

a reply to: burdman30ott6


Since you made that public I guess I'm free to sell the full story to the National Inquirer.