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originally posted by: Liquesence
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: In4ormant
originally posted by: DBCowboy
originally posted by: IAMTAT
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: chelsdh
Made it super easy for my kids to see where Mom was sitting at school functions!
Passed out under the bleachers?
Mom used to wear her rainbow afro-wig to all MY games.
When she started bringing a JOHN 3:16 sign to my swim meets...I reported her to child protective services.
I once knew a hooker who had that sign.
Her 3 o'clock appointment was always late and she hated that.
Didn't know you bothered with the small talk.
Usually I just sit and cry or try to get thread topics.
Bourbon 'n' Tears.
Great band name.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: chelsdh
I need a personal Fool, like King Lear. Would you like that position? Just someone to make me laugh all day and never tell me how badly I am screwing things up.
For you? Yes, I would do that.
You need to get me the hat though, I only have fedoras.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: chelsdh
Throw something better than cabbages at me though.......
I dont want to break any laws. Especially you-know-who's.