Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Made it super easy for my kids to see where Mom was sitting at school functions!

Passed out under the bleachers?

Mom used to wear her rainbow afro-wig to all MY games.
When she started bringing a JOHN 3:16 sign to my swim meets...I reported her to child protective services.

I once knew a hooker who had that sign.

Her 3 o'clock appointment was always late and she hated that.

Didn't know you bothered with the small talk.

Usually I just sit and cry or try to get thread topics.

Bourbon 'n' Tears.

Great band name.

DB would call that Tuesday

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Where's the mother fluffing clue?

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Where's the mother fluffing clue?

Stop dogging me.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If that's it, got it. Probably not but maybe.

a reply to: FauxMulder


PM me. The questions are in and I think I may do it next Sunday for the New Year.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
I need a personal Fool, like King Lear. Would you like that position? Just someone to make me laugh all day and never tell me how badly I am screwing things up.

For you? Yes, I would do that.

You need to get me the hat though, I only have fedoras.

Fedoras are so sexy..(waves eyebrows).in that Dick Tracy kinda way...

And for me Tracy will always look like Warren Beatty.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: chelsdh
Throw something better than cabbages at me though.......

I dont want to break any laws. Especially you-know-who's.

He who must not be named?

originally posted by: Sillyolme
Fedoras are so sexy..(waves eyebrows).

I never leave home without one.

originally posted by: Sillyolme
He who must not be named?

Mr. Cole.

Last name Law.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I can’t say how giddy it makes me that this stupid joke is still rollling along!!!

originally posted by: chelsdh
I can’t say how giddy it makes me...

Yes you can, tell us.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Middle initial S.???

a reply to: Sillyolme


One and the same.

Is this a boy's club!

a reply to: InTheLight

• Night Star
  
• Kali
  
• JacyGirl
  
• Byrd
  
• TheAntedilluvian (if you believe his haters)

And more to follow.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My Elfie senses told me to come here and what do I see? My name and on top of the list. Why am on top of the list? Was I good girl? A bad girl? Ok, I'm old, I'm not a girl...well, maybe sometimes when I'm nurturing the child within.

Hello Mason! And before you ask...NO! Make your own sammich!

a reply to: Night Star


Bad. Very bad.

a reply to: Night Star


Oh, it's also...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

...that...

a reply to: Night Star


...time...