Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yea, but I didn't tell her that when wimmin die they go to live in his stained underwear, hopelessly trying to get them clean for all eternity

a reply to: FauxMulder


It's like that Greek parable about Syphilis.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, except this one contains 2 boulders.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yes, except this one contains 2 boulders.

I think you may be confusing it with the Myth of Testaclese...another Greek tragedy.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What a great man he was.

*crawls out of thread never to return...*

*mumble* ...Ha! Wait till they find out where they have to spend eternity...*mumble mutter* ...I'll never tell...

Ha ha ha...*cough wheeze*

a reply to: AboveBoard


Why you leaving, this thread got real nutty.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard


Why you leaving, this thread got real nutty.

I think that most of your threads are really nutty.Why do you think I
keep coming back to them? I admit that stars are one reason and
another reason is that I want to be entertained here on ATS.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Why do you think I
keep coming back to them?

I think because deep down you love us and you find us both exciting and scary at the same time.

originally posted by: AboveBoard


*crawls out of thread never to return...*

*mumble* ...Ha! Wait till they find out where they have to spend eternity...*mumble mutter* ...I'll never tell...

Ha ha ha...*cough wheeze*

Married you mean?👍

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

You should try taking the ball gag off😜😇

Warmest

Lags

originally posted by: mamabeth
Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

It's okay, Mama, we like you too. Especially your sandwiches.

So nice I said it twice.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.

I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Oh, about this adoption thing...Do not expect me to pay you 3 any
allowances dating back to your childhood days.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.

I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.

It's a very nice cornfield.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Okay,you are right and I hate to admit it.I almost choke on these words
and it is difficult to say them.

You should adopt us.

We promise we'll never put you in a home.

I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.

It's a very nice cornfield.

Very nice, the nicest ever, no one has corn fields like that, the best in the world, amazing, beautiful bigly.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I know you won't put me in a home when you have a cornfield nearby.

He did say 'home', not 'hole'.

They all go in a hole after awhile.