Gunther Takes A Nap MW2017

a reply to: mamabeth

What?! What kind of sorcery is this? There is no such thing as "half" a samich

originally posted by: mamabeth
What could you possibly teach me?

I would say 'math & science' but we know the woman brain is not equipped to handle these taxing subjects so I guess we can cover stuff like housework and finger painting.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Here, use mine.

Looks to have the sufficient amount of tetanus to complete what I had in mind.

"Hands Augustus tube of KY"

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Here, use mine.

Looks to have the sufficient amount of tetanus to complete what I had in mind.

As women age, it's important they get more iron in their system.

a reply to: IAMTAT


I shall deliver it directly to the brain stem where it should be most effective.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
What could you possibly teach me?

I would say 'math & science' but we know the woman brain is not equipped to handle these taxing subjects so I guess we can cover stuff like housework and finger painting.

Unfortunately, she would probably only learn "half" of it.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


I'll take a Goose Island Sofie or an Allagash White. Or both.

I looked up this Goose Island Sofie on my computer a few minutes ago.
I read the description of this brew and YOU think that's a manly beer?
It has YUPPY written all over the website.
You want a beer with a good head of foam on the top! Not a wimpy beer
you would pour into a champagne glass!

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


I'll take a Goose Island Sofie or an Allagash White. Or both.

I looked up this Goose Island Sofie on my computer a few minutes ago.
I read the description of this brew and YOU think that's a manly beer?
It has YUPPY written all over the website.
You want a beer with a good head of foam on the top! Not a wimpy beer
you would pour into a champagne glass!

Are you saying AM's man card should be put under review?

originally posted by: mamabeth
It has YUPPY written all over the website.
You want a beer with a good head of foam on the top! Not a wimpy beer
you would pour into a champagne glass!

If by 'yuppy' you mean 'man who has a good enough job so he can afford to drink something other than mass-produced swill' than yeah, it's a yuppy beer.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Unfortunately, she would probably only learn "half" of it.

I've consigned myself to the fact that the female will always be a drain on our resources as men, it's our lot in life.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Unfortunately, she would probably only learn "half" of it.

I've consigned myself to the fact that the female will always be a drain on our resources as men, it's our lot in life.

Now, that you have consigned yourself to your fate...I am going shopping and I need your credit card.
Make it snappy,I have a lot of shopping to do.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now, that you have consigned yourself to your fate...I am going shopping and I need your credit card.
Make it snappy,I have a lot of shopping to do.

Since you are going for beer and sandwich essentials take the Chase United card, I can use some extra miles.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


I'll take a Goose Island Sofie or an Allagash White. Or both.

I looked up this Goose Island Sofie on my computer a few minutes ago.
I read the description of this brew and YOU think that's a manly beer?
It has YUPPY written all over the website.
You want a beer with a good head of foam on the top! Not a wimpy beer
you would pour into a champagne glass!

Are you saying AM's man card should be put under review?

I must have hit a nerve here...one for the women,zero for the men!

a reply to: mamabeth

Problem is, only another man could initiate such a drastic action. Therefore the following will be forever ignored.

Fermented with wild yeasts and aged in wine barrels with orange peel, Sofie is a tart, dry, sparkling ale. A subtle, spicy white pepper note, a hint of citrus from the orange peel and a creamy vanilla finish make Sofie an intriguing choice for Champagne drinkers

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now, that you have consigned yourself to your fate...I am going shopping and I need your credit card.
Make it snappy,I have a lot of shopping to do.

Since you are going for beer and sandwich essentials take the Chase United card, I can use some extra miles.

Okay,where do you buy that strange beer at? Also,what kind of stuff do you want in your sammies?
What am I saying here? It can't be true,I am agreeing to fetch your beer and make your sammies!
I need help here,where are the other women on this thread.I just folded and never knew what hit me!

a reply to: FauxMulder


It's only Monday and I'm getting thirsty.


MAMABETH!!!! FETCH ME A BEER!!!!

originally posted by: mamabeth
Okay,where do you buy that strange beer at? Also,what kind of stuff do you want in your sammies?

Any good liquor store that isn't run by a toothless guy named Cleetus and the one you just made for yourself sounds good but I need the whole one, not half. And maybe some chips. And a pickle.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You should be proud of yourself...you tricked me into making your sammy
and getting your beer.
Chips and a pickle...sweet or dill?

a reply to: mamabeth


Don't feel bad, Mama, out smarting the women is a skill I learned early on and now I use it for nefarious purposes like sandwich acquisition and laundry services.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth


Don't feel bad, Mama, out smarting the women is a skill I learned early on and now I use it for nefarious purposes like sandwich acquisition and laundry services.

I will make your sammies and fetch your beer.I will NEVER wash your under shorts,T-shirts and socks!