The 'Urban Death Project' Wants to Turn You Into Soil

originally posted by: Nyiah

Well, you got dessert covered. I'll bring the pig to roast over the spit!

Look, DB is my friend and I don't think you should refer to him that way.

But since you brought it up, fine, let's cook him too.

originally posted by: hopenotfeariswhatweneed
Time to submit business plans, I'm going with fff, fatties for fertilizer . It's gonna be yuge.

Kim Jong Un has already volunteered to be the first participant

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

Well, you got dessert covered. I'll bring the pig to roast over the spit!

Look, DB is my friend and I don't think you should refer to him that way.

But since you brought it up, fine, let's cook him too.

Dude...you have any idea how long it's going to take to render the chub layer off?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
I mean, as long as we have a chute down the cliff...

So you want their demolition to be a bit more controlled? Very 9/11ish of you. I approve.

Actually, it's about cutting unnecessary, bureaucratic waste: them not falling where we want.

Controlled, yes.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TinfoilTP
This socialist project screams dehumanization.

Once you're dead nature has pretty effectively dehumanized you.

The dehumanizing is for the living. Once birth and death are effectively dehumanized by non religious policy, nothing in between matters, your slavery is complete.

originally posted by: TinfoilTP

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TinfoilTP
This socialist project screams dehumanization.

Once you're dead nature has pretty effectively dehumanized you.

The dehumanizing is for the living. Once birth and death are effectively dehumanized by non religious policy, nothing in between matters, your slavery is complete.

Sooo, religion is freedom?

originally posted by: TinfoilTP

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TinfoilTP
This socialist project screams dehumanization.

Once you're dead nature has pretty effectively dehumanized you.

The dehumanizing is for the living. Once birth and death are effectively dehumanized by non religious policy, nothing in between matters, your slavery is complete.

Again, to echo Aug, once you're succumbing to natural decay one way or the other, it's dehumanizing by default regardless of the living relatives & friends.

originally posted by: TinfoilTP
The dehumanizing is for the living. Once birth and death are effectively dehumanized by non religious policy, nothing in between matters, your slavery is complete.

The people are opting into this so I'm not really following your line of thought. If the people's relatives don't like it they can opt for a toxin filled standard western funeral for themselves and get planted in the ground on standby for the zombie apocalypse.

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He would make some high end soap, $$$.

originally posted by: Nyiah

Dude...you have any idea how long it's going to take to render the chub layer off?

I suspect once we get to Hell we're gonna be there for a loooooooooong time.

originally posted by: Liquesence
Actually, it's about cutting unnecessary, bureaucratic waste: them not falling where we want.

Controlled, yes.

Speaking of cutting bureaucracy lets start by composting Congress.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
Actually, it's about cutting unnecessary, bureaucratic waste: them not falling where we want.

Controlled, yes.

Speaking of cutting bureaucracy lets start by composting Congress.

It's already been composted. That's the problem.

ETA:

Neither mushrooms nor vultures would touch it, what with all the # inside it.

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
Actually, it's about cutting unnecessary, bureaucratic waste: them not falling where we want.

Controlled, yes.

Speaking of cutting bureaucracy lets start by composting Congress.

It's already been composted. That's the problem.

Now I know what that smell is....

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

Dude...you have any idea how long it's going to take to render the chub layer off?

I suspect once we get to Hell we're gonna be there for a loooooooooong time.

And everybody in Heaven's going to be drumming their fingers bored to tears while you're like


Edit: Damn it, screwed up the start time for that somehow. Skip to 5 seconds. That'll be our Augustus in Hell.

originally posted by: Nyiah

And everybody in Heaven's going to be drumming their fingers bored to tears while you're like
...

From the recent threads I perused I found that there isn't going to be any sex or booze up there. What kind of eternal paradise is that? I can see why they'd be bored waiting for us.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

And everybody in Heaven's going to be drumming their fingers bored to tears while you're like
...

From the recent threads I perused I found that there isn't going to be any sex or booze up there. What kind of eternal paradise is that? I can see why they'd be bored waiting for us.

No Bacardi, no boom-boom?! And they think SATAN is the devil torturing people for eternity??

a reply to: Nyiah


Nope, you will not get the triple B's even if you don't composte your earthly remains.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

And everybody in Heaven's going to be drumming their fingers bored to tears while you're like
...

From the recent threads I perused I found that there isn't going to be any sex or booze up there. What kind of eternal paradise is that? I can see why they'd be bored waiting for us.

There's no internet, either.

No sex, booze, internet? It truly is hell.

"Well, at least we have internet in Hell."

#atleastwehaveinternetinhell

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah

Well, you got dessert covered. I'll bring the pig to roast over the spit!

Look, DB is my friend and I don't think you should refer to him that way.

But since you brought it up, fine, let's cook him too.

I'm going to give you so much heart burn!