Supposed 'Alien' communication on Reddit paranormal thread.

originally posted by: kamatty
She came across the universe, ran out of "special fuel" near our planet and stopped to post on the biggest troll network on the internet...

I couldn't decide what was the best comment yet... But I loved this one

How can you not love humans?

Mock her, if you will...but I'M going to father her space babies.

a reply to: 3NL1GHT3N3D1

Good thread though, a little change of pace from the usual Trump-fest. S&F.

Lol...you authored a thread deriding others, and you go bring up the "usual complaint"

www.abovetopsecret.com...

and new sections are being saturated with Trump, Hillary, BLM, bathrooms, Trump, Hillary, Trump, Trump, Hillary etc. threads on nearly an hourly basis.

Before it was infested with bipartisan rhetoric, actually, but nice try.

I thought the secure team vid of this was pretty good, true or not could make a good movie lol, and the ufo showing up over doods house is Awsome lol

youtu.be...

a reply to: fromtheskydown

Clearly this is a fake, no youtube video.


Regardless how loud the BS buzzard is ringing and crazy it sounds , thanks for posting something not Political.

a reply to: fromtheskydown


Man this forum has changed.


That thread is funny though.

how did they allow this thread and remove mine
also how did you confuse reddit with 4chan?!

a reply to: FamCore

we can though we find no real sources

a reply to: RazorV66

because ats has some bad mods (not all of them imo kandisky is an example of an good mod)

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

Oh, you got me good! I guess since I'm disappointed with the direction ATS is going that means I can't participate in discussions or air my grievances anymore.

Thanks for that my friend.

ᴵ ʳᵃᶰ ᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵘᵉᶫ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦᶰ ᶠʳᵒᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᶫᵃᶰᵉᵗ


Is that like running out of gas in front of your house?

a reply to: fromtheskydown

ATS too!

There are a bunch Cylons here who don't even know they are extraterrestrials!

While she's here she should upgrade the ships 1980's TV tube optics screen with a top of the line 4K flat screen. ALIENZ must have skimped on the viewing screen with , ya know, all that faster than light speed under the hood.

Happens every time.... every time.

www.alamy.com...

a reply to: IAMTAT

She doesn't need that kind of special fuel.

originally posted by: crayzeed
It's funny as she's an alien yet she wants man made co-ordinates. Or like some-one says "she's probably just downloaded Google Earth". If she's just passing how does she know that we have divided the world into latitude and longitude and how that works.

I was thinking the same thing.

Its possible she may have information about Earth from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or similar.

One possible explanation.

originally posted by: Blue Shift
She's still using space ships and "special fuel?" Man, that's old school. It's all spacetime matrix consciousness amplification transporters these days.

No, No man don't you know they use emotional energy man, they kind of like to take us for a ride in there great big yellow flying submarine thing's (what do you mean that's the beatles) and hey they got better at siphoning out energy cause they used to use filling station's man like those big stone circles dude.
yeah.


Sorry I really could not resist.

This would be exceptionally unlikely to be an alien but does show some great creative writing.

Actually I would assume an energy source WOULD be needed even for time space manipulation unless we go the Vimana route from the Indian story's using man's EGO to power there flight's in some of them (while other's were with a yellow liquid which sound's like fuel to me).

You know for a long time there were story's of mystics in the Himalayas able to levitate, to pass through solid wall's (hey the even found a human skeleton fused into solid rock according to one dubious tale when builders were renovating an old monastery in Lhasa, apparently were a monk whom once regularly walked through solid wall's disappeared when doing so a few hundred years before).

So UFO's hovering silently and passing through solid rock sound's suspiciously similar, Now what if human's actually have an other dimensional element and some alien guy learned how to harvest this energy and put it to use in there machines, hell its' the Tommyknockers wonder were king got that idea from.

Truth is we know that human consciousness seem's to affect the state of reality around us, what if that is just the tip of our capability's but our planet is enslaves and serves as nothing but an alien fuel dump?.

(hope I don't send someone crackers with this).

1. It's not a she - they clearly stated they were asexual.

2. Has anyone figured out how the photographs were hoaxed?
Could someone with skills please analyze them and post a report?
Either in this thread or otherwise please U2U me a link to your analysis.

3. Also analyze the 2 photos of the supposed spacecraft please.

This could easily be proved a hoax, but if these photographs cannot be explained properly than I am going to walk away with zero good answers and a really big over my head.

Oh and,
4. Saying they hacked satellites has several major problems with it and is a HUGE deal.
4a. You cannot just send a satellite to any random coordinates on Earth, they are rotating around the planet in particular orbits.
4b. Maybe some super top secret satellites can change orbital paths but that begs (q 4c).
4c. Someone is hacking our satellites to play jokes on 4chan? Do you realize the gravity of this?? They discovered, broke the encryption of, and took control over a secret satellite?
4d. How'd they get those pics of the Moon then?

originally posted by: LABTECH767

This would be exceptionally unlikely to be an alien but does show some great creative writing.

The writing itself is generally irrelevant.

It's the photographs that require a proper analysis and explanation.
Those photos make or break this.

We need experts.

Don't they have a triple a service she can call. Come on at least call a tow ship. Lol

a reply to: muzzleflash

Well said, I am actually a firm believer that almost anything is possible.

Supposing an alien did make the journey here that would surely consume a vast amount of energy so they would have to have some way to replenish or else to have carried enough energy for the return journey - IF they intended to make a return journey otherwise they would have to have some way of replenishing there energy and with no commonality we may never even comprehend what that would mean.

One thing is certain though, If there are other sentient races in the Galaxy and there likely are and if they have managed to learn how to travel between the stars at a practical speed which is a little more problematic then we are in a prime place to have them pass either near to or even through our solar system which is at about two thirds of the way from the center of the Galaxy on one of the milky way's spiral arm's.

The reason I say this is that while it may be less problematic as far as micro particles and potential hull impacts are concerned to travel AWAY from the matter rich Galactic arm's that would mean a craft would miss out on any potential sources of fuel and other opportunity's such as rare element mining it may stumble upon if it does travel in the galactic arm.

Also if it is able to refuel it self at stars and nebula's then moving away from those sources of potential fuel would also be illogical so they would more likely travel within the spiral arms making the far shorter journey's from star to star or nebula to nebula refueling themselves along the way and would have developed some kind of shield or displacement technology to prevent hull damage from interstellar particles and rock's.

So you are correct, I was just feeling a little sarcastic and was wrong to do so, hey we get an alien visitation and have been so desensitized to it by our culture, media and general what if's that we end up actually being rude to the guy or gal or it from another world.