Hitting ESPN Where It Hurts Most

The bourgeoisie despise it when their sensibilities are challenged by the proletariat.


Poor babies....

Never watch it, but have it on in my offices and homes

SO ... OP is offended that politics are being injected into sport, and their suggestion is to inject politics into sport.

Brilliant.

a reply to: Gryphon66
I'd like to thank Metalicus for bringing this to my attention, I would have had no clue the president wants to force a financial loss for an American corporation otherwise.. I stand by American businesses so have offered my staff a wee bonus if they can show me a pic of the football on in their home

MAGA!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

In my next staff meeting, I intend to start things off with the Star Spangled Banner.

I will carefully note who stands, who kneels and who snaps into the Bellamy salute.

Two of those groups will get an extra cup of coffee on the company.

originally posted by: Gryphon66
...the Bellamy salute.

Heil Giants.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"Blut und Boden und ZUERST NACH UNTEN!"






*("Blood and Soil and FIRST DOWN!")

I will serve all morning tea on US flag printed paper plates and cups, as that's sooo not disrespecting the flag.
Make sure all the girls are in stars and stripes bikini's and the guys are in Borat style over the shoulder speedos, also in star and stripes. I mean how else can they prove their patriotism in work hours other than making this uniform?

Shooting off guns in the car park will also become mandatory of 9am on Monday morning.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I will serve all morning tea on US flag printed paper plates and cups, as that's sooo not disrespecting the flag.
Make sure all the girls are in stars and stripes bikini's and the guys are in Borat style over the shoulder speedos, also in star and stripes. I mean how else can they prove their patriotism in work hours other than making this uniform?

Shooting off guns in the car park will also become mandatory of 9am on Monday morning.

See! This is what ATS is all about.

a reply to: Gryphon66

"Riesen, Riesen, über alles, über alles in der NFL."

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Make sure all the girls are in stars and stripes bikini's...

Photo evidence required.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"They will not replace us!" *sniff*

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Make sure all the girls are in stars and stripes bikini's...

Photo evidence required.

Always the patriot, AM.

Well done.

originally posted by: Gryphon66
"They will not replace us!" *sniff*

All the teams should change their names to cool German-sounding ones, like the Dallas Ubermensch and the New York Messerschmitts.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

They will ALL be expected to take the knee when AM Joy is on TV

Film Location Shoots will take on a new meaning. Anyone not wearing enforced Patriotic Flag undergarments will summarily be shot in the arse.

Traitors who bend the knee will call out in fear:
The Red Caps are coming!
The Red Caps are coming!

a reply to: zazzafrazz


It takes a gate crashing foreigner to truly embrace American patriotic ideals.

I bow in reverence to true masters of the craft.

(I'd kneel, but, you know, I'm a real American and all.)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Gryphon66
"They will not replace us!" *sniff*

All the teams should change their names to cool German-sounding ones, like the Dallas Ubermensch and the New York Messerschmitts.

The Washington Waffen Schutzstaffel has a nice ring to it....

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Gryphon66
"They will not replace us!" *sniff*

All the teams should change their names to cool German-sounding ones, like the Dallas Ubermensch and the New York Messerschmitts.

The Washington Waffen Schutzstaffel has a nice ring to it....

Ah, they already figured out the "Redskins" will piss off enough people.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd take the knee, but getting down on my knees is something I haven't done since I was a spritely lass.
Age has wearied me, as did that skiing accident in 2011. The closest I can muster would be a lip snarl at Rachel Maddow, along with boycotting any of her sponsors.
Would that be sufficient patriotism?